Today I'm angry about.....

[thebish]

Pretentious crisp flavours.

I'm currently eating a bag of Walkers Cheese and Onion, except, because they are the new fancy ridged ones, they are now 'Mature Cheddar and Onion'. F*ck off. And Walkers are nowhere near the worst.

Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper. You mean Salt and Pepper.
Mature Cheddar and Red Onion. Cheese and Onion.
Sea Salt and Cider Vineger. You get the jist.

They're crisps, not a bastard lifestyle choice. Wankers.

walkersTM want burning for colouring their salt and vinegar crisp bags green and their cheese and onion ones blue.

the dicks

amen!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Pretentious crisp flavours.

I'm currently eating a bag of Walkers Cheese and Onion, except, because they are the new fancy ridged ones, they are now 'Mature Cheddar and Onion'. F*ck off. And Walkers are nowhere near the worst.

Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper. You mean Salt and Pepper.
Mature Cheddar and Red Onion. Cheese and Onion.
Sea Salt and Cider Vineger. You get the jist.

They're crisps, not a bastard lifestyle choice. Wankers.

walkersTM want burning for colouring their salt and vinegar crisp bags green and their cheese and onion ones blue.

the dicks

amen!

You're all being Tastist. Spit it Out.

[bobo the clown]

Pretentious crisp flavours.

I'm currently eating a bag of Walkers Cheese and Onion, except, because they are the new fancy ridged ones, they are now 'Mature Cheddar and Onion'. F*ck off. And Walkers are nowhere near the worst.

Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper. You mean Salt and Pepper.
Mature Cheddar and Red Onion. Cheese and Onion.
Sea Salt and Cider Vineger. You get the jist.

They're crisps, not a bastard lifestyle choice. Wankers.

walkersTM want burning for colouring their salt and vinegar crisp bags green and their cheese and onion ones blue.

the dicks

amen!

You're all being Tastist. Spit it Out.

Being a diverse person and having full respect for all people, I don't see colour as significant in anything.

However, following my recent application for membership of the Society of Black lawyers, may I say .... on their behalf ..... what total w*nkers(tm) W*lkers are for doing this.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

While we're on the subject.
Multipack bags of crisps...fcking rip off.
About 5 crisps per bag.
Worst offenders? Monster Munch!
Closely followed by Walkers.

So then i have to eat all six packs and feel like a fat fcker.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Pretentious crisp flavours.

I'm currently eating a bag of Walkers Cheese and Onion, except, because they are the new fancy ridged ones, they are now 'Mature Cheddar and Onion'. F*ck off. And Walkers are nowhere near the worst.

Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper. You mean Salt and Pepper.
Mature Cheddar and Red Onion. Cheese and Onion.
Sea Salt and Cider Vineger. You get the jist.

They're crisps, not a bastard lifestyle choice. Wankers.

walkersTM want burning for colouring their salt and vinegar crisp bags green and their cheese and onion ones blue.

the dicks

You think thats bad. They're feckin yellow here and called French Cheese. Blue is tomato ketchup. Imagine the shock when I thought I was having ready salted (red) and they turned out to be chilli

[CrazyHorse]

One of the blokes came in the office this morning singing Kajagoogoo's Too Shy as he just heard it on his car radio.

Now some five hours later we're all still whistling, singing and humming it. Bastard.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

One of the blokes came in the office this morning singing Kajagoogoo's Too Shy as he just heard it on his car radio.

Now some five hours later we're all still whistling, singing and humming it. Bastard.

And now i am too....thanks for that Hoss

[Lost Leopard Spot]

One of the blokes came in the office this morning singing Kajagoogoo's Too Shy as he just heard it on his car radio.

Now some five hours later we're all still whistling, singing and humming it. Bastard.

Kill him. Do it halal, hang him by his feet and bleed him dry.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

One of the blokes came in the office this morning singing Kajagoogoo's Too Shy as he just heard it on his car radio.

Now some five hours later we're all still whistling, singing and humming it. Bastard.

Kill him. Do it halal, hang him by his feet and bleed him dry.

First you'll have to say 'hey boy, move a ittle closer'

[Lost Leopard Spot]

One of the blokes came in the office this morning singing Kajagoogoo's Too Shy as he just heard it on his car radio.

Now some five hours later we're all still whistling, singing and humming it. Bastard.

Kill him. Do it halal, hang him by his feet and bleed him dry.

First you'll have to say 'hey boy, move a ittle closer'

You've infected me now, y'basterd. I'd managed to block it with Venusian Thought Control 'til then.

[CrazyHorse]

It's the fcking bass line more than anything. I can't stop humming the fcking bass line.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's the fcking bass line more than anything. I can't stop humming the fcking bass line.

It's sent you all thin, mustachioed and Scottish.

[bobo the clown]

Ear-worms.

I'm keeping myself occupied now just so not to think of my dreaded ones.

Suggestions ? (if you can without infecting yourself)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ear-worms.

I'm keeping myself occupied now just so not to think of my dreaded ones.

Suggestions ? (if you can without infecting yourself)

I've got one right now, fxckin problem is I don't know who does the bloody song;
it's got a chorus of what sounds like a bunch of girls singing something similar to "nyer nyer nya nyernyernya ner Outta my head, outta my head da da de der da da" repeat ad fxcking infinitum. My local has it playing at subliminal levels on the jukebox, one of those prompters that forces people to insert the money rather than having crap burbling away in the background.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

These all pale into insigficance when you contemplate me sat in business meetings humming the theme tune to Peppa Pig every bastard day...!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

These all pale into insigficance when you contemplate me sat in business meetings humming the theme tune to Peppa Pig every bastard day...!

Thankfully I don't know that one, and I shan't be looking it up neither.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

These all pale into insigficance when you contemplate me sat in business meetings humming the theme tune to Peppa Pig every bastard day...!

Thankfully I don't know that one, and I shan't be looking it up neither.

Yeah you just stick to your naa nyearr na naaaa outta my head outta my head

[Lost Leopard Spot]

These all pale into insigficance when you contemplate me sat in business meetings humming the theme tune to Peppa Pig every bastard day...!

Thankfully I don't know that one, and I shan't be looking it up neither.

Yeah you just stick to your naa nyearr na naaaa outta my head outta my head

Who is it? Who sings it? D'ya know? Spill the beans

[ohjimmyjimmy]

These all pale into insigficance when you contemplate me sat in business meetings humming the theme tune to Peppa Pig every bastard day...!

Thankfully I don't know that one, and I shan't be looking it up neither.

Yeah you just stick to your naa nyearr na naaaa outta my head outta my head

Who is it? Who sings it? D'ya know? Spill the beans

To be honest mate, sounds like it could be any one of 500 songs released this year with the same meaningless shitty lyrics and sounds.

Gimme peppa pig any day

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm gonna hunt the fecker down and then I'm going to post it on here tomorrow. Revenge is mine. You've also piqued my interest, as a possible disinfectant to naa nyearr na naaaa outta my head outta my head I'm gonna look up Peppa Pig on YouTube right now... I'm going in (you may not hear from me for sometime).