Tractor Boys - the Barry Knight Testimonial Match

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I repeat... Disinformation. Obtuseness. Mendacity. Porkies.

[bobo the clown]

These were all during my mortal phase. Now I am Immortal different standdards apply.

Sheesh, do you guys know nothing ???



(Which was my alternative to 'bloody hell Vicar, you really should get a life')

[Enoch]

Happen there will always be someone with too much time on their hands.

[William the White]

Happen there will always be someone with too much time on their hands.

And, as we know, the Devil finds work for those idle hands...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Mick McCarthy will be at the Reebok
a). Showing us what we missed.
b). Overseeing another shambolic display from the Tractor Boys. 0-6 the other week wasn't it ?

They've taken as many points as we have from the last 5 games. In fact you could say that they are making 'slow but steady progress'.

What a rubbish summation... we're talking Tractor Boys, therefore you must use agricultural terms. Perm one from three, Thus:
a) Their fields are fallow.
b) They're ploughing the same furrow.
c) They're planting the seeds of a future harvest.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You're ploughing a lonely furrow there LLS.

[thebish]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

[Lost Leopard Spot]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

you're just trying to milk it now.

[thebish]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

you're just trying to milk it now.

now you're being udderly redihuculouse...

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

you're just trying to milk it now.

I dairy say he is...

[Gary the Enfield]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

you're just trying to milk it now.

I dairy say he is...

Hay! Hay! you lot! Enough with the farm jokes.

We'll do this lot if we score first. They score first? Draw. Again.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

and our herd is now totally clear of Mad Cow Disease??

you're just trying to milk it now.

I dairy say he is...

Hay! Hay! you lot! Enough with the farm jokes.

We'll do this lot if we score first. They score first? Draw. Again.

Baaa humbug to ewe.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We'll sort the wheat from the chaff at this match. 6-0 to them if it's red sky in the morning, 6-0 to us if it's red sky at night.

[Enoch]

d) They're casting seed on stoney ground.

[TANGODANCER]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

[Enoch]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

Will cede that one to you, but he won't be making hay for a while yet. Just one of a crop sadly, we could do with a more resilient strain.

[Enoch]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

Will cede that one to you, but he won't be making hay for a while yet. Just one of a crop sadly, we could do with a more resilient strain.

Actually that's all a bit corny, I don't wish to be a serial homophone user. Would be nice to raise a rye smile though.

[Wandering Willy]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

No, but the donkey grazing up front will cheer you up.

[Harry Genshaw]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

No, but the donkey grazing up front will cheer you up.

Personally, i think DJ campbell could be quite a threat.

See they've won tonight. That saves us being the usual leg up for a team on a bad run

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Hay, is Wheat-er nearly fit? Goes against the grain not having him.

No, but the donkey grazing up front will cheer you up.

Personally, i think DJ campbell could be quite a threat.

See they've won tonight. That saves us being the usual leg up for a team on a bad run

Harry, Harry. I've searched ass-iduously through your post and can find no farm reference at all.