Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[clapton is god]

^ had my first one at Tesco at Stockport today. Only went in for a coffe but timed it just as they brought out all this freshly cooked turkey lunch with all the trimmings. Blooming delicious!

[Bruce Rioja]

Oh it'd have been rude not to. Good lad.

[bobo the clown]

No. No, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Noooooo. Nooo, no no, no.

No.

[Bruce Rioja]

No. No, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Noooooo. Nooo, no no, no.

No.

You been at The Eight Legged Groove Machine, Bobo? I'm impressed!

[TANGODANCER]

No. No, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Noooooo. Nooo, no no, no.No.

You been at The Eight Legged Groove Machine, Bobo? I'm impressed!

Next line is: "I'm not a juvenile delinquent".

[thebish]

No. No, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Noooooo. Nooo, no no, no.

No. YES!

[Gary the Enfield]

No. No, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Noooooo. Nooo, no no, no.

No.

THERE'S NO LIMITS!

[Bruce Rioja]

"No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fecking time! No fecking way!"

[Montreal Wanderer]

"No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fecking time! No fecking way!"

Are you that negative, Bruce, because your circle doesn't fit in its little square - being a disappointment and all that?

[Bruce Rioja]

"No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fecking time! No fecking way!"

Are you that negative, Bruce, because your circle doesn't fit in its little square - being a disappointment and all that?

I am, Monty.


Still, it bulges with opportunity. Bulges!

[General Mannerheim]

Anyone get an awful guilty feeling whenever they spend a few quid?

Just bought a new tele, pretty spontaneously, because it looks frickin ace, but now I'm feeling like a naughty child....?

[Annoyed Grunt]

Anyone get an awful guilty feeling whenever they spend a few quid?

Just bought a new tele, pretty spontaneously, because it looks frickin ace, but now I'm feeling like a naughty child....?

It's nearly Christmas.....it's your present to yourself.....you deserve it.

[General Mannerheim]

Anyone get an awful guilty feeling whenever they spend a few quid?

Just bought a new tele, pretty spontaneously, because it looks frickin ace, but now I'm feeling like a naughty child....?

It's nearly Christmas.....it's your present to yourself.....you deserve it.

That's what I said to wife - she said so what am I getting then!?

[boltonboris]

"The remote between 8:30 and 18:00"

[Annoyed Grunt]

"The remote between 8:30 and 18:00"

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Now, when I moved here to the desert I did so with the knowledge that it gets fecking hot and there are a few nasties like redbacks and saw scaled vipers. No fecker told me about spiders that can jump

I was just out the front door putting some ant slaying stuff down and I saw something jump. On second glance I realised it was a spider. I don't mind admitting it freaked me out a bit. Has anyone heard of jumping spiders?

Looked a lot like this fella...

[CrazyHorse]

I've never heard of them no. But thanks for freaking me out by telling me about them.

I'd have been on the next plane back home to Blighty having seen that creature with a Voodoo mask on its back.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

It was only small. Not sure if that makes it freakier or not. Anyway, I've added it to my growing list of things to avoid.

[General Mannerheim]

"The remote between 8:30 and 18:00"

TBF she gets the remote monday to thursday anyway - this was a gift to her!

[truewhite15]

Ta for the picture of a blummin' close up spider. It's alright, there aren't any chronic arachnophobes around here.