The Royal Baby
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Pronounced Ladasha...Queen L-a l
Aww..Shirley is cute
Pronounced Ladasha...Queen L-a l
Aww..Shirley is cute
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Anyway she is still well worth one
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Yes.David Lee's Hair wrote:Will we get a day off work?
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2 weeks?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Yes.David Lee's Hair wrote:Will we get a day off work?
Well, I will.
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What if they come out via C-section?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.89bwfc89 wrote:You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?Gooner Girl wrote:I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )David Lee's Hair wrote:
Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...
As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.
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That's simple, if the twins are one boy and one girl, then the royal-retainer-in-privy will obviously pluck the boy out first. If they are both the same sex that's when they'll toss a coin.jmjhb wrote:What if it's a Caesarian?!?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.89bwfc89 wrote:You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?Gooner Girl wrote:I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )David Lee's Hair wrote:
Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...
As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.
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...or they name 'em Anthony and Declan, and we'll have King Ant & Dec.
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No.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Yes.David Lee's Hair wrote:Will we get a day off work?
Well, I will.
Will will though.
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Woah.... You'll have to point out where I used the words "rape her" like you've referred to.......bobo the clown wrote:Your 'knock her out & then rape her' line wasn't one of your best though, really, was it. A joke, I know, but still.boltonboris wrote:I have a daughter yes..
Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to pork Kate Middleton... She's fit.
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Quite right, Boris. You only said you'd have to knock her out first then you'd bang her.boltonboris wrote:Woah.... You'll have to point out where I used the words "rape her" like you've referred to.......bobo the clown wrote:Your 'knock her out & then rape her' line wasn't one of your best though, really, was it. A joke, I know, but still.boltonboris wrote:I have a daughter yes..
Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to pork Kate Middleton... She's fit.
Cheer up, petal.
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Exactly!!!
And the line was knock her out TO bang her.... Not that I would..
And the line was knock her out TO bang her.... Not that I would..
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sort of like getting her pi**ed out of her tree and filling her head full of s**t so she is sitting there like a nodding dogboltonboris wrote:Exactly!!!
And the line was knock her out TO bang her.... Not that I would..
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I'm happy for the couple
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I am as well actually, just keep it a secret yeah.Hoboh wrote:I'm happy for the couple
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4 now! some corkers in here though!General Mannerheim wrote:3 pages already for this wayward blob of royal blue spunk. remarkable.
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aye the royals always a source of controvesyofficer_dibble wrote:4 now! some corkers in here though!General Mannerheim wrote:3 pages already for this wayward blob of royal blue spunk. remarkable.
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Late entry for post of the year.General Mannerheim wrote:3 pages already for this wayward blob of royal blue spunk. remarkable.
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An edifying constitutional debate briefly threatened.General Mannerheim wrote:3 pages already for this wayward blob of royal blue spunk. remarkable.
Oh well.
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I see Paddy Power are offering odds of 1000-1 on the sprog being named Waynetta. That would be the biggest waste of money that anybody could possibly contemplate, there is no way on Earth that they would name 'her' Waynetta. I wouldn't even contemplate putting a quid on at a million to one. Odds of a billion to one and I'd think seriously about it before saying no way.
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