Today I'm happy about......

[jimbo]

Just had my first food for 3 days as I've had norovirus. Tasted like heaven!

[boltonboris]

Been sorting out my drive way.... Got some amazing oldy worldy paving slabs for next to feck all!

Happy days!

[Hoboh]

Been sorting out my drive way.... Got some amazing oldy worldy paving slabs for next to feck all!

Happy days!

You Rotter! you're nicked my son

[Lord Kangana]

The entire series of THe World at War - £20 Tesccy's... Superb!

I had to purchase 26 copies of The Daily Mail to procure that a few years back.

Luckily my dad "reads" that particular bog-roll, so I had a ready made excuse for the people who looked at me like I was some kind of Nazi at the checkouts in WHSmiths.

[Harry Genshaw]

The entire series of THe World at War - £20 Tesccy's... Superb!

I had to purchase 26 copies of The Daily Mail to procure that a few years back.

Luckily my dad "reads" that particular bog-roll, so I had a ready made excuse for the people who looked at me like I was some kind of Nazi at the checkouts in WHSmiths.

Worth it for the theme tune alone. £20 that is, not buying the Mail for a month

[Worthy4England]

Having a fair allocation of holiday left over, so finishing work for Christmas a short while ago.

Tomorrow, I'm going to do bugger all.

Grand.

[Dujon]

I can see that tenseness is a part of your problem, Worthy. Hopefully tomorrow brought you relief.

[Worthy4England]

I can see that tenseness is a part of your problem, Worthy. Hopefully tomorrow brought you relief.

Tense? TENSE??!!!! I'm not fcking TENSE

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

4 hours to the weekend. Lazy day around the villa tomorrow and at friends for dinner Saturday. A proper good weekend

[Lost Leopard Spot]

4 hours to the weekend. Lazy day around the villa tomorrow and at friends for dinner Saturday. A proper good weekend

Don't forget to weed the lawn. (or should that be lawn the weeds?)

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

4 hours to the weekend. Lazy day around the villa tomorrow and at friends for dinner Saturday. A proper good weekend

Don't forget to weed the lawn. (or should that be lawn the weeds?)

The ants take care of the lawn A whole box of grass seed and only gained about 3 extra strands of grass

Officially given up on it apart from a bit of watering. On the other hand my bougainvilleas are doing rather well. The lettuce are coming on a treat, but the cat pissed all over them and I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat them (the lettuce, not the cats).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

4 hours to the weekend. Lazy day around the villa tomorrow and at friends for dinner Saturday. A proper good weekend

Don't forget to weed the lawn. (or should that be lawn the weeds?)

The ants take care of the lawn A whole box of grass seed and only gained about 3 extra strands of grass

Officially given up on it apart from a bit of watering. On the other hand my bougainvilleas are doing rather well. The lettuce are coming on a treat, but the cat pissed all over them and I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat them (the lettuce, not the cats).

You can console yourself with the knowledge that the cat's urine is both sterile and anti-bacterial, so they've done you a favour.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You can console yourself with the knowledge that the cat's urine is both sterile and anti-bacterial, so they've done you a favour.

Bit too organic for my taste. Wanna buy some lettuce?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You can console yourself with the knowledge that the cat's urine is both sterile and anti-bacterial, so they've done you a favour.

Bit too organic for my taste. Wanna buy some lettuce?

I'm quite fond of cat pee soaked lettuce, but I think they'd have wilted by the time you shipped 'em back here.
Now there's an idea for the Fat Duck - a salad assembled with different urine dressings and marinades (rocket soaked in dog pee, beetroot marinated in goat's pee, spring onions with camel pee dressing, etc)

[Bijou Bob]

After 8 months of uncertainty, at 10.21 am I had a phone call to say that the job for which I was interviewed yesterday is officially mine

I'm thinking it's gonna be a liquid and fun weekend.

[TANGODANCER]

After 8 months of uncertainty, at 10.21 am I had a phone call to say that the job for which I was interviewed yesterday is officially mine

I'm thinking it's gonna be a liquid and fun weekend.

Well done B.B. Here's to you.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

After 8 months of uncertainty, at 10.21 am I had a phone call to say that the job for which I was interviewed yesterday is officially mine

I'm thinking it's gonna be a liquid and fun weekend.

Are you sure you've got the time correct there Bob, it wasn't 10:22 and 15 seconds by any chance - which is when I heard a large explosion of joy rumbling through my foundations.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You can console yourself with the knowledge that the cat's urine is both sterile and anti-bacterial, so they've done you a favour.

Bit too organic for my taste. Wanna buy some lettuce?

I'm quite fond of cat pee soaked lettuce, but I think they'd have wilted by the time you shipped 'em back here.
Now there's an idea for the Fat Duck - a salad assembled with different urine dressings and marinades (rocket soaked in dog pee, beetroot marinated in goat's pee, spring onions with camel pee dressing, etc)

I can pack it with a drip feed of the pee if you're that fond of it. Just let me know where...

Congrats on the job BB

[clapton is god]

After 8 months of uncertainty, at 10.21 am I had a phone call to say that the job for which I was interviewed yesterday is officially mine

I'm thinking it's gonna be a liquid and fun weekend.

Great stuff, BB.

[William the White]

After 8 months of uncertainty, at 10.21 am I had a phone call to say that the job for which I was interviewed yesterday is officially mine

I'm thinking it's gonna be a liquid and fun weekend.

Excellent!!!