General Chit Chat

[Montreal Wanderer]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

He's evil. He knows his shit can make you gag. He looks at you as if to say "got you now, you can't run"

[Prufrock]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

I imagine the cat has posted the exact same thing on the relevant cat forum, including referring to AT as its 'pet'.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

I imagine the cat has posted the exact same thing on the relevant cat forum, including referring to AT as its 'pet'.

He's a clever bastard. I have no doubt that he has.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

I imagine the cat has posted the exact same thing on the relevant cat forum, including referring to AT as its 'pet'.

He's a clever bastard. I have no doubt that he has.

As a member of the said cat forum I can tell you that he tells me a lot of things!

[Gary the Enfield]

I imagine that cats regard us as trained Apes.

Feed me ape (rub against leg)
Groom me Ape (growl menacingly until they comb your fur)


Etc. etc. etc.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Pets are most cunning. Mine like to wait until I'm parked on the loo and then come in an take a shit in the litter tray!

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

I imagine the cat has posted the exact same thing on the relevant cat forum, including referring to AT as its 'pet'.

He's a clever bastard. I have no doubt that he has.

As a member of the said cat forum I can tell you that he tells me a lot of things!

And you still talk to me?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

As a member of the said cat forum I can tell you that he tells me a lot of things!

And you still talk to me?

which reminds me... (slightly adapted from the original)...

A guy is driving around Dublin and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Cat For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the cat is in the kitchen, so the guy goes into the kitchen and sees a tabby cat sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes," the cat replies.

"So, what's the story?"

The cat looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a cat would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of kittens, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed.He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the cat.

"Ten euros," the man says.
"Ten euro? but this cat talks, it's fookin' amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite."

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Pass me the groan thingy

[thebish]

drove up to middlesbrough and back...

got nicked on the way up for driving with a trailer in the outside lane of a motorway...

£60 fixed penalty fine and 3pts on my license... pah!

[bobo the clown]

drove up to middlesbrough and back...

got nicked on the way up for driving with a trailer in the outside lane of a motorway...

£60 fixed penalty fine and 3pts on my license... pah!

b-hell, they were vigilant .... or you very unlucky.

Orrrrrr .... were you on your bike ???

[thebish]

drove up to middlesbrough and back...

got nicked on the way up for driving with a trailer in the outside lane of a motorway...

£60 fixed penalty fine and 3pts on my license... pah!

b-hell, they were vigilant .... or you very unlucky.

Orrrrrr .... were you on your bike ???

nahh - in the car...

he also wanted to nab me for speeding - cos i was doing 70mph - and apparently you are only allowed to do 60mph with a trailer... but he hadn't managed to get a reading...

i thought it was a bit harsh...

apparently the same applies to bikes - if you are pulling a trailer...

[Montreal Wanderer]

drove up to middlesbrough and back...

got nicked on the way up for driving with a trailer in the outside lane of a motorway...

£60 fixed penalty fine and 3pts on my license... pah!

b-hell, they were vigilant .... or you very unlucky.

Orrrrrr .... were you on your bike ???

nahh - in the car...

he also wanted to nab me for speeding - cos i was doing 70mph - and apparently you are only allowed to do 60mph with a trailer... but he hadn't managed to get a reading...

i thought it was a bit harsh...

apparently the same applies to bikes - if you are pulling a trailer...

Another poster warned us the limit was 60 with a trailer - forget who now.

[Wandering Willy]

Officer Dibble?

[Dujon]

Apropos of nothing in particular:

The local national football competition is called the A-League. For years the only Sydney team has been Sydney F.C. which is based in the inner city. This season a new team, based in western Sydney, was accepted into the competition. I've not bothered with the A-League to any extent before but thought I'd keep an eye on this sort-of-local club (I don't live in Sydney). Part of the reason for such illogical thoughts is the fact that they have an interesting name. They are called the Western Sydney Wanderers.

The Wanderers tonked their local rivals 2-0 on the weekend, consigning the self-appointed glamour team to the bottom of the table and elevating themselves to the top half of the table.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Apropos of nothing in particular:

The local national football competition is called the A-League. For years the only Sydney team has been Sydney F.C. which is based in the inner city. This season a new team, based in western Sydney, was accepted into the competition. I've not bothered with the A-League to any extent before but thought I'd keep an eye on this sort-of-local club (I don't live in Sydney). Part of the reason for such illogical thoughts is the fact that they have an interesting name. They are called the Western Sydney Wanderers.

The Wanderers tonked their local rivals 2-0 on the weekend, consigning the self-appointed glamour team to the bottom of the table and elevating themselves to the top half of the table.

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[thebish]

some of these things are things that I do/recognise...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bri ... e-problems

[BWFC_Insane]

some of these things are things that I do/recognise...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bri ... e-problems

Number 13 happens to me all the time, well not the bit about being there all day.......but for significantly longer than I should be.

[Bruce Rioja]

£3.10 to get the bus home from town!!!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Paddy Power are offering different odds on how the world is going to end this Friday. 1,500-1 gets you a nuclear war, with 5,000-1 that we will be conquered by aliens. These might seem like ok-ish odds, but they're limiting bets to a tenner each!
The cynic in me feels that this might be because they (Paddy Power) feel that they are possibly in danger of being sued on the day after Doomsday when they will be judged to have been picking the pockets of all the cretins that inhabit this planet