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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:23 pm

stinkythefrog wrote:Stand back everyone looks like Commie is on a roll .
not the bread gags again, please!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:24 pm

Gertie wrote:
stinkythefrog wrote:Stand back everyone looks like Commie is on a roll .
He'll be rolling into a slap from me in a minute... :twisted:
Spank me!! :twisted:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:36 pm

stinkythefrog wrote:Uh-oh I seem to be about to be caught up in a Commie and Gertie flirting extravaganza time to go me thinks :oops:
So that's what they are calling foreplay these days?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:40 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later.... ;)

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:41 pm

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Inspite of the fact that "it only takes a minute", Owen needed cooling down after his "exhertions".
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Post by americantrotter » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:57 pm

I thought Mark Owen was supposed to be cute? He looks a bit like the male version of an old slapper. :conf:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:59 pm

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It was a good job Owen never looked up to see what was just out of shot!!!

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:03 pm

my that elephant has a big cock.
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:my elephant has a big cock.
How does it smell...?

Oh, sorry. Wrong joke...
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:46 pm

'Could it be magic?', wondered Owen. 'No ya daft get, it's called gravity,' replied the voice off stage
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Post by mofgimmers » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:47 pm

blurred wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:my elephant has a big cock.
How does it smell...?

Oh, sorry. Wrong joke...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:47 pm

Babe? Ohhh, I thought you said bathe...
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:56 pm

All I do each night is spray.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:58 pm

Having seen those intimate pics of Commie, Gertie and the SKD on the internet, Owen needed to cool himself down.
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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:12 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Having seen those intimate pics of Commie, Gertie and the SKD on the internet, Owen needed to cool himself down.
So you, Gertie and the actual Super Kev got down and dirty :twisted:
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:25 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Having seen those intimate pics of Commie, Gertie and the SKD on the internet, Owen needed to cool himself down.
So you, Gertie and the actual Super Kev got down and dirty :twisted:
No, there's only one SKD babes, and that's you and you know it. :wink:
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Post by Gertie » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:24 pm

blurred wrote:Babe? Ohhh, I thought you said bathe...
Winner!!!!! As blurred knows, babe was the track that Mark sang lead on....... OOoh I loved that video he was soooo cute and that girl was soooo wrong to have dumped him, I'd have him.

Now where was I, oh yes...

blurred wins hooray!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:05 pm

Gertie wrote:
blurred wrote:Babe? Ohhh, I thought you said bathe...
Winner!!!!! As blurred knows, babe was the track that Mark sang lead on....... OOoh I loved that video he was soooo cute and that girl was soooo wrong to have dumped him, I'd have him.

Now where was I, oh yes...

blurred wins hooray!
Your up Blurred.
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Post by blurred » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:10 pm

Do your worst, folks

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Post by Gravedigger » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:05 pm

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