Today I'm angry about.....

[thebish]

It's not even my card, it's his but it's always in my purse.

I hope you judiciously kept this information to yourself (apart from telling a few hundred on here) otherwise the bank might not pay out...

Eeek, yep, wont be telling the bank that bit, hopefully they will be more concerned about getting my money back than who had the card but I can see your point!

Anyway...don't you be getting all serious on me now!

I'll try and and stay unserious, but I'm battling a serious headache and might slip back to serious seriousness now and then. My perspective is ruined.

you wanna stop being so enraged, mate!

[Worthy4England]

I think it'll take the bank a while to find the account in the name of 89bwfc89....

[89bwfc89]

I think it'll take the bank a while to find the account in the name of 89bwfc89....

It's the name on my account though....

[bobo the clown]

I think it'll take the bank a while to find the account in the name of 89bwfc89....

It's the name on my account though....

Good. It's on mine too.

What's your mother's maiden name ?

[malcd1]

Just got out of bed for the first time in 48 hours following a bout of that Norovirus. Not nice but at least I got it now and not on Christmas Day.

[2399]

Bit angry at myself for ruining Christmas Eve

[Worthy4England]

Bit angry at myself for ruining Christmas Eve

Look pi$$ing on the mother in law and eating the family pet are allowed when it's 1) Christmas and 2) You're drunk. Don't feel so bad.

[2399]

Bit worse than that mate!


It's now 12:42AM 25/12/12

Merry Christmas all who celebrate it!

[Always hopeful]

Bit worse than that mate!


It's now 12:42AM 25/12/12

Merry Christmas all who celebrate it!

Happy Christmas!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Bit worse than that mate!


It's now 12:42AM 25/12/12

Merry Christmas all who celebrate it!

You pissed on the family pet and ate out the mother-in-law?

[thebish]

I think this every year - but it seems there's nowt we can do about it - cos people seem to like their radio/tv carol services "traditional" - but I SO wish the KJV translators had come up with a less unfortunate phrase than "The Holy Spirit shall come upon you"...

[Gary the Enfield]

I think this every year - but it seems there's nowt we can do about it - cos people seem to like their radio/tv carol services "traditional" - but I SO wish the KJV translators had come up with a less unfortunate phrase than "The Holy Spirit shall come upon you"...

Snigger.

[Hoboh]

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/101 ... rs/?ref=mc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Justice!

Slimeball defence

"teenager had a binge drinking problem, which he was now addressing, and was immature".

Should be hanging from a lampost more like.

[Bijou Bob]

No idea how I did it but I've torn or pulled a muscle in my lower back. Its constantly in spasm and I can't move. Happy new year!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

No idea how I did it but I've torn or pulled a muscle in my lower back. Its constantly in spasm and I can't move. Happy new year!

Probably the added ballast at the front

Some Brufen 800s and some Jack will enable you to move again. Just make sure you have a soft landing

[Bijou Bob]

No idea how I did it but I've torn or pulled a muscle in my lower back. Its constantly in spasm and I can't move. Happy new year!

Probably the added ballast at the front

Some Brufen 800s and some Jack will enable you to move again. Just make sure you have a soft landing

The added ballast is indeed there but indulging in cheese and chocolate, whilst pleasant, has in no way been worth pain like I had yesterday.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

No idea how I did it but I've torn or pulled a muscle in my lower back. Its constantly in spasm and I can't move. Happy new year!

Probably the added ballast at the front

Some Brufen 800s and some Jack will enable you to move again. Just make sure you have a soft landing

The added ballast is indeed there but indulging in cheese and chocolate, whilst pleasant, has in no way been worth pain like I had yesterday.

Hope it sorts itself out soon. Never good having a bad back. I'm lucky in that you can buy Brufen over the counter here. They wont trust us with codeine mind

[General Mannerheim]

sat in an empty carriage on an empty train, earphones in minding my own business when i feel a tap on my shoulder "i think you're in my seat?" who are these weasel cockfarts!?

[Montreal Wanderer]

sat in an empty carriage on an empty train, earphones in minding my own business when i feel a tap on my shoulder "i think you're in my seat?" who are these weasel cockfarts!?

Sounds like the beginning of a ghost story to me....

[General Mannerheim]

sat in an empty carriage on an empty train, earphones in minding my own business when i feel a tap on my shoulder "i think you're in my seat?" who are these weasel cockfarts!?

Sounds like the beginning of a ghost story to me....

it might be, beacuse then I bludgeoned him to death with his kindle.