Tennis, anyone.....?

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Will Andy Murray ever win a Grand Slam?

He will never ever win, lot's of runner ups though.
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He should at least get 1, surely!!!
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He will come good, winning a few!
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He will have bagel set wins many a time!
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He should do doubles, at least then he has a chance!
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:14 pm

You a scat man?

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:38 pm

thebish wrote:has jessica squeezed out a small poo there??? :conf:
I don't know but it looks like Natalie is trying to on the left hand side picture....

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:17 am

thebish wrote:has jessica squeezed out a small poo there??? :conf:
No, that's where I left my wedding ring.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:47 pm

boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:has jessica squeezed out a small poo there??? :conf:
No, that's where I left my wedding ring.
Did you find my watch by any chance ??
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Post by jaffka » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:03 pm

Your all losing your stuff, because jaffka left her like a welly top 8)

:shock: was the look on her face :oyea:

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Post by 2399 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:08 am

Murray to meet Djokovic in Shanghai final


Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic cruised through their semi-finals at the Shanghai Masters to set up a repeat of their memorable US Open final last month.

Murray, bidding for a hat-trick of titles in Shanghai, overpowered world number one Roger Federer 6-4, 6-4 after Djokovic dispatched Tomas Berdych for the loss of one less game.

Federer, who conceded a crucial break of serve in the first set after serving three double faults, was given a reprieve by a rain delay when Murray reached 5-4 in the second set but he could not fend off the inevitable on the resumption.

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Post by 2399 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:19 am

Murray currently on telly in the First Round Update: He Won

A. Murray 6 -3 6-1 6-3 R. Haase

By the way, Murray lost in China!

Novak Djokovic saves five match points in the second set to beat Andy Murray in the Shanghai Masters final.

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Post by mrkint » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:04 am

Murray looked impressive from what I saw. A bit of a blip in the third but that was all it was, a blip.

Good to see Watson and Robson through to R2 as well. Shame about Baker, served for both the first and second sets but went down in three to Rosol.

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Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:40 pm

Murray, Watson and Robson all through to round three! :D

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:41 pm

go Robson - awesome come back - and (despite missing a match point) - not losing nerve in the epic last set....

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:42 pm

Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:46 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:
I don't think you can put statements like that on here without explanation......

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:48 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:
I don't think you can put statements like that on here without explanation......
The explanation might land me in trouble!
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families

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Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:56 pm

Now you've dragged me into this I might be in trouble! Wtf!

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:57 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:
I don't think you can put statements like that on here without explanation......
The explanation might land me in trouble!
Nah....it'll be ok :)

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:26 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:
I don't think you can put statements like that on here without explanation......
The explanation might land me in trouble!
She's probably a bit overweight and drinks like a fish.
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:45 pm

She gets banged left, right and centre?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:48 pm

Basically.
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:22 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Verbal - can we put a 'let's meet Laura Robson' plan together too? I have heard interesting tales about her that I don't want to commit to the internet. :wink:

You aren't cutting me out of this one!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:39 pm

boltonboris wrote:She gets banged left, right and centre?
Ooof. New balls please!
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