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Re: Joke thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:31 am

Andy Waller wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Image
Can I borrow this paper? I'm running low on bog roll and would love the chance to wipe my backside on a photo of that clueless smug Scouse turd Aldridge.
It was, to be fair, a while ago... whn we still had Coyle. That HAS to be several years ago, doesn't it ???

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpoo ... -31760128/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:40 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Image
Can I borrow this paper? I'm running low on bog roll and would love the chance to wipe my backside on a photo of that clueless smug Scouse turd Aldridge.
It was, to be fair, a while ago... whn we still had Coyle. That HAS to be several years ago, doesn't it ???

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpoo ... -31760128/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I know, hurry up with it, I'm growing a tail here...
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Always hopeful » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:57 pm

Latest reports indicate that human DNA has been found in Welsh lamb...
Hope is what keeps us going.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:25 pm

Always hopeful wrote:Latest reports indicate that human DNA has been found in Welsh lamb...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Enoch » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:31 pm

I'd like to think he meant mutton! :shock:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:06 am

Welsh driving lesson:

Instructor: Can you make a U-turn?

Learner: Turn? I can make it's f**king eyes water...
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by seanworth » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:48 pm

Andy Waller wrote:Welsh driving lesson:

Instructor: Can you make a U-turn?

Learner: Turn? I can make it's f**king eyes water...
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:lol: .... I'm just not sure why. Think I need to get out more.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:50 pm

seanworth wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Welsh driving lesson:

Instructor: Can you make a U-turn?

Learner: Turn? I can make it's f**king eyes water...
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:lol: .... I'm just not sure why. Think I need to get out more... into those lush open pastures
That's not a leopard!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by seanworth » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:52 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
seanworth wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Welsh driving lesson:

Instructor: Can you make a U-turn?

Learner: Turn? I can make it's f**king eyes water...
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:lol: .... I'm just not sure why. Think I need to get out more... into those lush open pastures
and I won't be sheering...... with anyone.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by mrkint » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:53 pm

baaa humbug
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Always hopeful » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:26 pm

Meh
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Re: Joke thread

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:01 pm

Enoch wrote:I'd like to think he meant mutton! :shock:
Fair point. You don't want to imagine them being involving with underage ones.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:14 pm

Was it Dai Bach who wrote "Sheep may safely graze"?
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Enoch » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:23 pm

Apviphilia? :shock:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:40 am

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Dujon » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:03 pm

:mrgreen: I just startled the cat!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:13 am

Dujon wrote::mrgreen: I just startled the cat!
Lube up next time then.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:33 pm

I replied the class clown"s joke of "Most people in Bolton can"t even speak English" with "And how"s your Pakistanie Jack?" :lmfao:. To which I left him stunned and the rest of the class in bits including our usually grumpy/horrible teacher. Kudos for Dan :D . (to be fair the class found what Jack said first quite funny but my reply was never going to be beaten)
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:24 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:I replied the class clown"s joke of "Most people in Bolton can"t even speak English" with "And how"s your Pakistanie Jack?" :lmfao:. To which I left him stunned and the rest of the class in bits including our usually grumpy/horrible teacher. Kudos for Dan :D . (to be fair the class found what Jack said first quite funny but my reply was never going to be beaten)
i'm afraid that's gone over my head!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:26 pm

thebish wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:I replied the class clown"s joke of "Most people in Bolton can"t even speak English" with "And how"s your Pakistanie Jack?" :lmfao:. To which I left him stunned and the rest of the class in bits including our usually grumpy/horrible teacher. Kudos for Dan :D . (to be fair the class found what Jack said first quite funny but my reply was never going to be beaten)
i'm afraid that's gone over my head!
Same here........
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