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Andy Waller
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Why are chilli peppers nosy?
They're jalapeno business.
They're jalapeno business.
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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Andy Waller wrote:Why are chilli peppers nosy?
They're jalapeno business.
you're going to have to explain it to me.That's not a leopard!
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They're all up in your business
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Ah. It's probably because I pronounce them with a j that I didn't get it. I now understand, I forget they should be pronounced the Spanish way.boltonboris wrote:They're all up in your business
That's not a leopard!
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(The old ones are the best...)
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Don’t join dangerous cults; practice safe sects!
I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Don’t join dangerous cults; practice safe sects!
I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
That's not a leopard!
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I hear HMP Holloway women's football team have just got a new proven penalty taker...
Businesswoman of the year.
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CrazyHorse wrote:I hear HMP Holloway women's football team have just got a new proven penalty taker...
contemporary And football related. V good.That's not a leopard!
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CrazyHorse wrote:I hear HMP Holloway women's football team have just got a new proven penalty taker...
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CrazyHorse wrote:I hear HMP Holloway women's football team have just got a new proven penalty taker...
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Just heard on the news they've found traces of horse in meatloaf.
So, he really WILL do anything for love...
So, he really WILL do anything for love...
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Bags of white sugar are quite common in supermarkets, but not bags of brown sugar.
Demerara.
Demerara.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Go and boil your head. Absolutely shocking!Prufrock wrote:Bags of white sugar are quite common in supermarkets, but not bags of brown sugar.
Demerara.
May the bridges I burn light your way
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Must be one of the worst puns I've heard. Cheers
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Whyfankoo.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Wind turbines.
Big fan.
Big fan.
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Just heard on the radio that the Duracell Bunny has been arrested.
It's been charged with battery.
It's been charged with battery.
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