A quick question - Phil Gartside

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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Enoch » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:02 am

What's she like?

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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Prufrock » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:04 am

I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:11 am

Prufrock wrote:I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
you wanna wild your dreams up, mate. :D

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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Salford Trotter » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:25 am

Prufrock wrote:He's a freelance journo in the same way I'm a freelance sexual partner of Mila Kunis.
Never heard of him
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:27 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
you wanna wild your dreams up, mate. :D
Yoof of today have no imagination :D

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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:24 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
you wanna wild your dreams up, mate. :D
Yoof of today have no imagination :D
Exactly. I like jennifer Lawrence. Sometimes I pretend she's my girlfriend.
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Enoch » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:13 am

I love Jennifer Eccles.

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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:44 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
you wanna wild your dreams up, mate. :D
Yoof of today have no imagination :D
Exactly. I like jennifer Lawrence. Sometimes I pretend she's my girlfriend.
That'll be Jennifer 'Kleenex' Lawrence will it ?
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:11 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I don't know, because I'm never in my wildest dreams going to sleep with her.
you wanna wild your dreams up, mate. :D
Yoof of today have no imagination :D
Exactly. I like jennifer Lawrence. Sometimes I pretend she's my girlfriend.
That'll be Jennifer 'Kleenex' Lawrence will it ?
If I'm feeling extravagant. usually Jennifer 'dirty sock' Lawrence. I'm sure she'd be so flattered if she read this.
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:16 pm

Enoch wrote:I love Jennifer Eccles.
I love Eccles cake
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Re: A quick question - Phil Gartside

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:33 pm

Prefer Chorley cakes personally. There is a subtle difference.
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