General Chit Chat

[Gooner Girl]

Just got a text. One of my oldest, close friends has just been admitted to hospital with heart problems. Not entirely sure what's happened yet or how serious or not it is but he's only mid 30's and fit and healthy, nothing like things like this happening to make you realise how fine a line there is between good health and something being seriously wrong

[Dujon]

That line gets thinner as you age, GG.

Nah, I hope he's only in for observation/tests and that it's not life threatening at this stage. If it is a problem then maybe it's for the best as finding when he is fit and healthy is probably better than in a few years time. I wish him well.

[Gooner Girl]

That line gets thinner as you age, GG.

Nah, I hope he's only in for observation/tests and that it's not life threatening at this stage. If it is a problem then maybe it's for the best as finding when he is fit and healthy is probably better than in a few years time. I wish him well.

Thanks Dujon, he's much better today. Was something called atrial fibrillation? Think he might have to go on drugs but not as serious as I first worried.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

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Just got back from a little mid afternoon trip to the bog. Whilst on the throne, thinking vague thoughts, someone out by the urinals suddenly let out a bloodcurdling scream. I nearly shat myself if I hadn't already been doing that very thing .
It transpired that one of my work colleagues had just joined that merry band of brothers - the foreskin trapped in the zip club! Thankfully from my perspective, he didn't require assistance to free himself - although I could tell by the heaving sobs as he contemplated the very act that he was only 50/50 sure of finishing the task. Also, as I emerged from my stall, I got glowered at, unfairly I think, for suggesting he should enter the incident into the accident log.

[Gooner Girl]

Seriously think that running the country is an easier job then looking after 2 year old twins. Thank God for nap time.

Any yes LLS - TMI!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Seriously think that running the country is an easier job then looking after 2 year old twins. Thank God for nap time.

Any yes LLS - TMI!

But I did warn you.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

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Just got back from a little mid afternoon trip to the bog. Whilst on the throne, thinking vague thoughts, someone out by the urinals suddenly let out a bloodcurdling scream. I nearly shat myself if I hadn't already been doing that very thing .
It transpired that one of my work colleagues had just joined that merry band of brothers - the foreskin trapped in the zip club! Thankfully from my perspective, he didn't require assistance to free himself - although I could tell by the heaving sobs as he contemplated the very act that he was only 50/50 sure of finishing the task. Also, as I emerged from my stall, I got glowered at, unfairly I think, for suggesting he should enter the incident into the accident log.

Brilliant Presumably followed up by the H&S bore with a mandatory safety training day and video.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This post contains a Too Much Information spoiler alert.

Just got back from a little mid afternoon trip to the bog. Whilst on the throne, thinking vague thoughts, someone out by the urinals suddenly let out a bloodcurdling scream. I nearly shat myself if I hadn't already been doing that very thing .
It transpired that one of my work colleagues had just joined that merry band of brothers - the foreskin trapped in the zip club! Thankfully from my perspective, he didn't require assistance to free himself - although I could tell by the heaving sobs as he contemplated the very act that he was only 50/50 sure of finishing the task. Also, as I emerged from my stall, I got glowered at, unfairly I think, for suggesting he should enter the incident into the accident log.

Brilliant Presumably followed up by the H&S bore with a mandatory safety training day and video.

On this occasion I think we are safe. The knowledge of the horrific incident has been covered up. Mind you, all hell will break loose if he develops gangrene or something. Questions may well get asked in parliament.

[Bruce Rioja]

as I emerged from my stall, I got glowered at, unfairly I think, for tutting and delivering the line 'you can't even take a shit in peace around here'.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

as I emerged from my stall, I got glowered at, unfairly I think, for tutting and delivering the line 'you can't even take a shit in peace around here'.

After the initial shock I was more or less thinking that, but thought it would be cruel to voice it out loud in his enfeebled state.

[Bijou Bob]

Thanks LLS. I just spat water all over my desk and followed it with a coughing fit. I can empathise but still laugh at the poor sod.

Our building supervisor has just been in absolutely spitting with rage. Apparently, someone in the second floor toilets has er, "Soiled the floor" as he put it.

Two things here:

1. I work in a building full of health professionals
2. It was in the ladies!!!

[Dujon]

[GG] If you haven't investigated then http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv ... brillation" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; will give you some idea.

[BB] It's not only annoying it's bloody embarrassing to stand up in front of your female staff members (I had about 50 on my patch) and lambaste the 'unknown' who abused the sanitary facilities provided for them. Fortunately no one could tell me the identity of the miscreant so I didn't have to face her in an interview. From the end of my little speech until this day I have no recollection as to what I said. Whatever it was it worked as there was no repetition of the ghastly behaviour.

[TANGODANCER]

There was a case a while back of two young girls filmed depositing on a bus seat.

[thebish]

There was a case a while back of two young girls filmed depositing on a bus seat.

that's very nasty porn you're into there, Tango..

[Il Pirate]

There was a case a while back of two young girls filmed depositing on a bus seat.

that's very nasty porn you're into there, Tango..

It's all about the scat...................

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Hottest day so far this year (apparently). But it's actually still quite meh heatwise. Just taken a quick stroll around the car park and I've gotten goosebumps when the breeze got up.

[Gooner Girl]

A long shot but does anyone know anything about minibus driving licences and when you have to take a test? Work has informed me that I only have to take the whole medical, theory and practical test if I drive a 16 seater minbus but to drive a 14 seater one I don't have to do any of that? Would the DVLA be best place to go for info?

[Annoyed Grunt]

A long shot but does anyone know anything about minibus driving licences and when you have to take a test? Work has informed me that I only have to take the whole medical, theory and practical test if I drive a 16 seater minbus but to drive a 14 seater one I don't have to do any of that? Would the DVLA be best place to go for info?

http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg ... 011275.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Gooner Girl]

A long shot but does anyone know anything about minibus driving licences and when you have to take a test? Work has informed me that I only have to take the whole medical, theory and practical test if I drive a 16 seater minbus but to drive a 14 seater one I don't have to do any of that? Would the DVLA be best place to go for info?

http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg ... 011275.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Thanking you That's my fun bedtime reading sorted People might want to avoid driving in Mid Sussex from around September time...

[Dujon]

Seeing as thebish and others have put up images of their daily drives/rides I thought I'd follow suit. As a bonus you can see one of my cats in the background: