Red nose to finally retire?

[malcd1]

Another insightful interview with Paddy 'feck wit' Crerand. Is there a bigger prick in this world than Crerand. He certainly makes it hard to find a bigger tosser.

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[bobo the clown]

Another insightful interview with Paddy 'feck' Crerand. Is there a bigger prick in this world than Crerand. He certainly makes it hard to find a bigger tosser.

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Haaa. What a w*nker

But he won't ever be brought to book on his dismissal of it.

Though in fact he's unusually sober for this interview.

[Athers]

Kudos to the Bolton fan stood outside Old Trafford when Five Live went there live tonight to ask the fans who they wanted to replace Fergie. When asked he replied "Gary Megson or Owen Coyle, I'd like to see them take United down".

Coyle was a pundit on 5Live tonight too I believe! Ha

[Always hopeful]

Kudos to the Bolton fan stood outside Old Trafford when Five Live went there live tonight to ask the fans who they wanted to replace Fergie. When asked he replied "Gary Megson or Owen Coyle, I'd like to see them take United down".

Coyle was a pundit on 5Live tonight too I believe! Ha

He was and to be fair, (to those that don't know him) he does come across well and knowledgable about football. He's bound to be back in a job soon. I pity whoever he ends up with.

Aaaaaaanyway, here's to Utd dropping like a stone. Bring it on. I can hardly wait.

[Annoyed Grunt]

But feck. Someone beat me to it on the joke thread.

[ChrisC]

Sky playing Frank Sinatra's My Way on the Fergie VT for Manure's last home game against Swansea this weekend.

Has someone died? Feckin feels like it!

[thebish]

well - the BBC seems to be heavily backing the Moyes horse...

[Always hopeful]

well - the BBC seems to be heavily backing the Moyes horse...

One of the 5 Live reporters claimed earlier this evening that the squad were told of red nose leaving and also told that Moyes was taking over.

[officer_dibble]

Kudos to the Bolton fan stood outside Old Trafford when Five Live went there live tonight to ask the fans who they wanted to replace Fergie. When asked he replied "Gary Megson or Owen Coyle, I'd like to see them take United down".

Is this true? Would love to hear that! Anyone know how to listen again?

As for fergie he can feck* bollocks the nice person. Hes not getting a tribute from me the cheat! Hope this is the beginning of an end for the filth.

[ChrisC]

SSN has just spoken to Bill Kenwright.. He says Moyes will be in charge of Everton this weekend.. No deal has been done yet.. decision will be down to Moyes.

Pretty much confirming the approach from United.

[Lord Kangana]

Has he gone yet, so we can lock this aberration?

[thebish]

COMING UP AT 22:35 BST: Dan Walker is joined by Robbie Savage, Dion Dublin and Steve McClaren for a special Football Focus looking back on Sir Alex's Ferguson's career. Live on BBC1, online, mobile, tablet and app.

oh bugger - too late - I missed it!!

[bobo the clown]

COMING UP AT 22:35 BST: Dan Walker is joined by Robbie Savage, Dion Dublin and Steve McClaren for a special Football Focus looking back on Sir Alex's Ferguson's career. Live on BBC1, online, mobile, tablet and app.

oh bugger - too late - I missed it!!

You'll catch it on iPlayer

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Just listened to Paddy Crerand's interview - comedy gold.

Poor Paddy, he think he's part of the fabric at the Stretford Redsox when really he's just Uncle Dickhead biffing up at the wedding, up to his gills in buckie and wearing piss-stained trousers.

Prick.

[as]

'I'm a Man Utd fan from Plymouth and we all love Alex Ferguson, he's the best manager ever and I've been supporting the reds for 10 years now'

Comedy gold on every phone-in, just a shame they can't support their local clubs, who are all in need of supporters.

[PC1978]

As a tribute to Alex Ferguson, all Premiership matches at the weekend will have a minute's applause........











In the 98th minute.

[ChrisC]

Moyes is now confirmed.

Everton have said he will leave at the end of the season and will join Manure.

[coffeymagic]

A bloke at the gym (yeah right) reckons he's ITK with Fergie's brother (of course he would be wouldn't he?).

He says Mr Beetroot is suffering from unstoppable nose bleeds and he's quitting because Mrs Beetroot has said enough is enough.

My late Father in law had these so it's with some confidence Dr Coffey diagnoses problems with the aorta. You don't really need to have my medical qualifications to hazard a guess at that diagnosis yourself but my prognosis is six months, eight max.

I've said elsewhere that I'm glad Moyes looks like he's going to get it. He'll ruin 'em. Despite his mates on MotD and in the press (he's the North's St. 'Appy 'Arry) constantly stating 'What a good job Moysie's doing' what has he actually acheived?

Everton were at one time one of the Big Four, then Big Six then middle of the table also rans then relegation candidates and now have lifted themselves to the dizzy heights of near but not near enough.

True football's changed and while Everton don't have as much money as the current Big Six they still have plenty to compete with the rest of the league and if I was an Evertonian I'd be a bit miffed that there hasn't been any silverware on the table since nineteen-canteen.

I might have told this story before but I used to work with a lad who played for Preston while Moyes was there. he said from the day he signed as a school boy to the day he left with a broken leg the 'Bright Young Thing of British Football' never once spoke to him about skill, fitness, tactics, awareness or opposition. All he did was tell them how to go over the ball, elbow players, nut them at corners and basically the fine art of cheating.

Sounds the perfect fit of Old Trafford when you put it like that.

Good, I hope Everton fall into a hole in the ground and United go with them.

Moyes has got exactly 26 minutes to get it right. If after the first game of pre-season against a Pat Pong Road Ladyboys XI they're not winning expect the GMR phone lines to light up with fans complaining 'He's lost the plot' and demanding that he 'goes now.'

Fergie fact. He got booted from his house in East Kilbride for not paying his rent while manager of St Mirren.

Oh aye, Fergie 'man of the people'.

Wanker more like.

[ChrisC]

Now confirmed by United. 6 year deal.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

There may be trouble ahead!