Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Montreal Wanderer]

I read something today which set me to a-thinking about Dallas .... the programme. I looking some data up & saw this ;


which was a rather better experience than this ;

Sad, but there is probably 35 years between the shots.

[TANGODANCER]

Don't see much sad about it. Still an attractive lady for my money.

[bobo the clown]

Very, very poor plastic surgery though. Such a shame.

[Bruce Rioja]

Don't see much sad about it. Still an attractive lady for my money.

Seriously? You may as well shag a tailor's dummy for all the real flesh that's involved there!

[as]

I read something today which set me to a-thinking about Dallas .... the programme. I looking some data up & saw this ;


which was a rather better experience than this ;

'I just wanna box those things like Sugar Ray Leonard....'

[TANGODANCER]

Don't see much sad about it. Still an attractive lady for my money.

Seriously? You may as well shag a tailor's dummy for all the real flesh that's involved there!

Hey, I was only thinking of holding the door open for her.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Don't see much sad about it. Still an attractive lady for my money.

Seriously? You may as well shag a tailor's dummy for all the real flesh that's involved there!

Hey, I was only thinking of holding the door open for her.

[Il Pirate]

Feel sorry for Bob Gelfof's new grandson. His mother's named him Astala Dylan WIllow Geldof-Cohen, Poor little sod. The father of Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa, Little Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Geldof said, I wanted to call him "Leonard".

There you go, Tango.

To be fair Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily wasn't his. Here in Quebec there is a government body that stops parents naming their children things that would get them teased unmercifully and generally spoil their lives. It is has the legal power to name the child if the parent don't cooperate.

There was once a local news item on telly here about a young child in Portsmouth who was bitten by a swan in a local park. Her mother when being interviewed said ' That could have really hurt my little Crystal Chardonay.............................I kid you not......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ear-worm alert...

Feck Feck Feck

She packed my bags last night pre flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high, as a kite by then I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as Hell And there's no one there to raise them if you didn't And all this science, I don't understand It's just my job, five days a week

Somebody (no names, no pack drill) has done that to me.

[CrazyHorse]

[mrkint]

Ear-worm alert...

Feck Feck Feck

She packed my bags last night pre flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high, as a kite by then I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as Hell And there's no one there to raise them if you didn't And all this science, I don't understand It's just my job, five days a week

Somebody (no names, no pack drill) has done that to me.

Try this to get rid of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWbMJOIkUk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ear-worm alert...

Feck Feck Feck

She packed my bags last night pre flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high, as a kite by then I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as Hell And there's no one there to raise them if you didn't And all this science, I don't understand It's just my job, five days a week

Somebody (no names, no pack drill) has done that to me.

Try this to get rid of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWbMJOIkUk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Bruce Rioja]

That 'feck your Mitsubishi' song played in my head for weeks. Oh dear, here it comes again.

[TANGODANCER]

Ear worm's at "Morning has Broken" even though it's afternoon.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

An email from Amazon today:

Hello,

We are writing about the order you placed on May 13 2013 (Order# 202-9850514-1770739).


We attempted to deliver your order to you today. As you were not home, we have delivered your package through your letterbox.

An ingenious solution to the problem.


What's next?

"We attempted to deliver your order to you today. You were at home and answered the door, so we placed the package in your outstretched hands."

[89bwfc89]

An email from Amazon today:

Hello,

We are writing about the order you placed on May 13 2013 (Order# 202-9850514-1770739).


We attempted to deliver your order to you today. As you were not home, we have delivered your package through your letterbox.

An ingenious solution to the problem.


What's next?

"We attempted to deliver your order to you today. You were at home and answered the door, so we placed the package in your outstretched hands."

Water spat on keyboard, thanks!

[Bruce Rioja]

An email from Amazon today:

Hello,

We are writing about the order you placed on May 13 2013 (Order# 202-9850514-1770739).


We attempted to deliver your order to you today. As you were not home, we have delivered your package through your letterbox.

An ingenious solution to the problem.


What's next?

"We attempted to deliver your order to you today. You were at home and answered the door, so we placed the package in your outstretched hands."

[mrkint]

Marvellous.

[BWFC_Insane]

An email from Amazon today:

Hello,

We are writing about the order you placed on May 13 2013 (Order# 202-9850514-1770739).


We attempted to deliver your order to you today. As you were not home, we have delivered your package through your letterbox.

An ingenious solution to the problem.


What's next?

"We attempted to deliver your order to you today. You were at home and answered the door, so we placed the package in your outstretched hands."

Count yourself lucky. Usually I get.....

"We attempted to deliver your order today. As you were not home we were unable to do so. Please ring 080099999 selecting option 1 then option 2 then option 56 finally selecting option 55 quoting tracking number xxbbgftkg969658676y476437546t439603876hvbn"

Ring 080099999

Listen to greensleeves.

Twice.

Select option 1.

Listen to greensleeves.

Twice.

Get disconnected.

Ring 080099999

Listen to greensleeves.

Twice.

Select option 1

Listen to greensleeves.

Twice

Select option 2

Line goes dead.

Try again. Finally get to option 56. "I'm sorry but all our operators are busy please try again later".

Try again. "I'm sorry but we are now closed, our opening hours are....."

Try next day. "Hello sir this is big boobed but thick as shit Mandy speaking, can I have your tracking number please"

Give tracking number.

"I'm sorry sir but that tracking number is related to a company delivery therefore we cannot help you without the say-so of said company"

"But they are trying to deliver it to ME and they have given ME the tracking number"

"Ok sir let me make some enquiries".

I then hear a conversation about my parcel being shouted from one room to another. The general jist being that no fooker can be bothered to redeliver it.

"Hello sir, yes we can redeliver your parcel, tomorrow".

"But I work all day I can't be in to wait for it tomorrow can you leave it with a neighbour?"

"I'm sorry sir but we'd have to ring up the sender for them to authorise that. And sadly it's too late to sort that out in time for delivery tomorrow."

"Ok well can you leave it somewhere like under the porch or something?"

"Sorry sir we will need a signature".

"Ok well I'm not in tomorrow, could you deliver a day next week and I'll work from home"

More shouting in the background

"Sorry sir if you're not in tomorrow we will have to send it back to the sender".

"FFS is there any other way I can get this thing?"

"Yes you can come down to the depot tomorrow before 4pm"

"Great I mean I'm at work all day but I can probably leave a bit early, where is the depot?"

"Clitheroe"

[Harry Genshaw]

Don't see much sad about it. Still an attractive lady for my money.

Seriously? You may as well shag a tailor's dummy for all the real flesh that's involved there!

Hey, I was only thinking of holding the door open for her.

Well I've never heard it called that before!