General Chit Chat

[Harry Genshaw]

Not long back the wife's shifts changed and home working at our place was restricted, which meant we had to make arrangements to look after the dog Thursdays & Fridays so he wasn't left at home on his own all day.

Fortunately, a bloke we know quite well, who does dog boarding at his house, also does a dog walking service. £8 for an hour, and for the last few weeks it's worked really well. Then yesterday on coming home, Mrs G noticed the house smelt a bit dungy. She cleans up and goes out to the bin and sees a carrier bag full of dog mess, kitchen rolls & cleaning cloths. Turned out that when chap came to pick dog up, he found that the dog had done some form of dirty protest all over the laminate floor. He ended up cleaning up then taking him out for his walk.

I rang him to apologize and thank him for going the extra mile although I dont suppose he could really leave it and pretend not to have noticed.

Get home today and it's happened again Trip to the vets and a gift for the dog walker/cleaner is in order I think

[Prufrock]

Are you sure he's not trying to frame the dog?

[Harry Genshaw]

Are you sure he's not trying to frame the dog?

well there was a lot of it!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

A colleague of mine has a meteorology degree that is presently languishing unused. He went over to the States last week on a storm-chaser holiday. It was very quiet on the tornado front. There were a couple in Texas that he missed and not much else happening. As a last throw of the dice they moved to Oklahoma and were based just outside Moore. They saw not a thing, diddly squat. He flew back on Monday. He had no idea when he came into work this morning what he had just managed to avoid as he hadn't seen the news. He's spent most of this morning on the phone trying to speak to the storm chaser unit he was out with - they got the full Monty on film, including one of the trucks wrecked and one driver with a broken arm. He was mightily disappointed he wasn't there. It takes all sorts to make a world.

[Gooner Girl]

My friend and neighbour is a Stoke City fan. Have met her amazing Mum before when I went up to watch Arsenal play Stoke. She's 93 and goes to every Stoke game, home and away, even when they were playing in Europe. Anyway, she had a bit of an accident at the weekend but she's still a bit of an inspiration to me. I'd love to be following Arsenal home and away on my pension in many years time...

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[Prufrock]

It's all kicking off here! I went outside for a smook earlier and heard a commotion in next door's, a woman shouting at the top of her voice 'You f*cked another woman in our bed! In our lounge and in our f*cking bed'. Well she's now throwing rubbish at their front door screaming 'You got another one pregnant you f*cking c*nt c*nt'.

Someone is in bother!

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

It's all kicking off here! I went outside for a smook earlier and heard a commotion in next door's, a woman shouting at the top of her voice 'You f*cked another woman in our bed! In our lounge and in our f*cking bed'. Well she's now throwing rubbish at their front door screaming 'You got another one pregnant you f*cking c*nt c*nt'.

Someone is in bother!

Brilliant. I live next door to a couple of butch lesbians who seem to have the most boring life of any gay people I have ever met.

[Montreal Wanderer]

It's all kicking off here! I went outside for a smook earlier and heard a commotion in next door's, a woman shouting at the top of her voice 'You f*cked another woman in our bed! In our lounge and in our f*cking bed'. Well she's now throwing rubbish at their front door screaming 'You got another one pregnant you f*cking c*nt c*nt'.

Someone is in bother!

There but for the grace of God go most of us....

[Dujon]

You speak for yourself, sybarite.

[bobo the clown]

It's all kicking off here! I went outside for a smook earlier and heard a commotion in next door's, a woman shouting at the top of her voice 'You f*cked another woman in our bed! In our lounge and in our f*cking bed'. Well she's now throwing rubbish at their front door screaming 'You got another one pregnant you f*cking c*nt c*nt'.

Someone is in bother!

Brilliant. I live next door to a couple of butch lesbians who seem to have the most boring life of any gay people I have ever met.

Despite you having that glass pressed to the wall evrry night !


Excrllent Pru. I'm sure the illicit shagging goes on round here but they would never stoop to screaming matches. So uncouth.

[Bruce Rioja]

It's all kicking off here! I went outside for a smook earlier and heard a commotion in next door's, a woman shouting at the top of her voice 'You f*cked another woman in our bed! In our lounge and in our f*cking bed'. Well she's now throwing rubbish at their front door screaming 'You got another one pregnant you f*cking c*nt c*nt'.

Someone is in bother!

Brilliant. I live next door to a couple of butch lesbians who seem to have the most boring life of any gay people I have ever met.

Despite you having that glass pressed to the wall evrry night !


Excrllent Pru. I'm sure the illicit shagging goes on round here but they would never stoop to screaming matches. So uncouth.

I bet you can't move for pampas grass down your way, Bobo.

[Gooner Girl]

Best shop name ever? I just ordered some new liners for my twins reusable nappies. I get them from a shop called 'Fill your pants'

It makes me snigger every time I visit the website. Juvenile I know.

[William the White]

Best shop name ever? I just ordered some new liners for my twins reusable nappies. I get them from a shop called 'Fill your pants'

It makes me snigger every time I visit the website. Juvenile I know.

An underwear shop in California called 'Fanny Wrappers'... I think fanny means something else over there - or maybe not...

[Montreal Wanderer]

Best shop name ever? I just ordered some new liners for my twins reusable nappies. I get them from a shop called 'Fill your pants'

It makes me snigger every time I visit the website. Juvenile I know.

An underwear shop in California called 'Fanny Wrappers'... I think fanny means something else over there - or maybe not...

Yes, it does. Fanny is your bottom in North America while I suspect in England it is a little more forward and of the feminine gender.

[Gooner Girl]

Why is it that my cat decides when I have just got out the bath and sat down, clad only in a towel, that its a good time to jump on my lap and knead my bare skin? Ow

[malcd1]

Why is it that my cat decides when I have just got out the bath and sat down, clad only in a towel, that its a good time to jump on my lap and knead my bare skin? Ow

Because it is a Spurs fan.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Feck me, I'm so unfit.

First time on a bike for a while, it's nigh on killed me....

[mrkint]

Just been invited to a wedding by a colleague.

This has never happened to me before. Though I do find it quite odd. Mainly for the following reasons:

1) I've only been working with her for four months

2) I don't know what she looks like as we've only ever communicated via email

3) She lives and works in India, which is where the wedding is taking place

[Bruce Rioja]

Just been invited to a wedding by a colleague.

This has never happened to me before. Though I do find it quite odd. Mainly for the following reasons:

1) I've only been working with her for four months

2) I don't know what she looks like as we've only ever communicated via email

3) She lives and works in India, which is where the wedding is taking place

Well, she's probably never met her husband either.

[wigan white]

Just been invited to a wedding by a colleague.

This has never happened to me before. Though I do find it quite odd. Mainly for the following reasons:

1) I've only been working with her for four months

2) I don't know what she looks like as we've only ever communicated via email

3) She lives and works in India, which is where the wedding is taking place

Well, she's probably never met her husband either.

Just read the small print as it could mean that you are the Groom?????