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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:38 pm

Yes Monty. Back garden cock warmers.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:49 pm

...Drizzle.

OK I exagerate when I say I'm angry with it, it's more very annoyed than angry, or even just slightly miffed tbf, but we haven't got a Today I'm slightly miffed thread.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:53 pm

Gullible folk on facebook. Someone today suggesting I "wear red for the troops" every Friday due to some mawkish & obviously made up story about some of our brave boys in an airport indulging in some schmaltzy crap.
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Gullible folk on facebook. Someone today suggesting I "wear red for the troops" every Friday due to some mawkish & obviously made up story about some of our brave boys in an airport indulging in some schmaltzy crap.
Saw that the other day. Grown men stating that they were in tears. :roll: Clearly bullshit.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:45 pm

Blimey, I saw Paddock's name on the angry thread and thought there must have been a spate of cardigan thefts north of Bolton. Relieved for you mate ;-)
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:02 pm

Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.

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General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
Kick them in the nuts, they'll soon get out of the way. Idle barstewards.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:09 pm

i just stick to the old British favourite, an deep audible sigh.

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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:28 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:i just stick to the old British favourite, an deep audible sigh.
Ha! And a furious look shooting daggers at the back of their head. Until they turn around of course.
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Post by malcd1 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:30 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
With you on this but I would add people who are walking on a busy pavement who stop suddenly for no fecking reason. Plebs.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:33 pm

Just dropped tea all over the pc keyboard. Now it types all kinds of goobledegook when I write something :(

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:36 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Just dropped tea all over the pc keyboard. Now it types all kinds of goobledegook when I write something :(
Do what you did when you dropped a doughnut (or something) on it - get Paddy to lick it up. Help him by smearing dog food in with the tea, then stand back and watch in amazement.
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Post by thebish » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:38 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
there should be an old-person curfew - not allowed in shops or any busy places when it is busy!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:40 pm

thebish wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
there should be an old-person curfew - not allowed in shops or any busy places when it is busy!
Oi. I'm nearly an old person, and I move rapidly.
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Post by thebish » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:42 pm

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General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
there should be an old-person curfew - not allowed in shops or any busy places when it is busy!
Oi. I'm nearly an old person, and I move rapidly.
only compared with Tango...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:49 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Gullible folk on facebook. Someone today suggesting I "wear red for the troops" every Friday due to some mawkish & obviously made up story about some of our brave boys in an airport indulging in some schmaltzy crap.
Ach, it drives me batty, like this if you hate cancer, like this to get an iPad mini free, Facebook is changing all the settings round you must do X Y Z to keep safe...

So many of my friends are far more gullible then I thought. Even a forum member here has been taken in by that sort of crap!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:53 pm

thebish wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
there should be an old-person curfew - not allowed in shops or any busy places when it is busy!
Yeah, anyone over the age of 50? That's ancient! ;) you got another 11 months of freedom Bishy.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:09 pm

malcd1 wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Dawdlers. in the stations, on the street, in supermarkets, fecking gormless wankers dawdling and blocking my path. Get moving you bastards.
With you on this but I would add people who are walking on a busy pavement who stop suddenly for no fecking reason. Plebs.
correct. filed under Dawdlers!

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:11 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Blimey, I saw Paddock's name on the angry thread and thought there must have been a spate of cardigan thefts north of Bolton. Relieved for you mate ;-)
Cheeky tw@t. You have no room to criticise, Mr Pink T-Shirt! 8)

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:08 am

The BBC... FFS!

today a story about clever kids not being well catered for in secondary schools...

what pictures do the BBC think are appropriate to illustrate this story?? no - surely not kids in huge ridiculous-looking glasses??? :roll:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22873257

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