The Gardening Bed

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:34 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Do you fancy sorting mine out, Tango? :)
Perfect, Tango young man ... the dog on the lawn is a beaut too.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:48 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Do you fancy sorting mine out, Tango? :)
Nah, one's enough. Lawn grows so freking quick it hardly worth while puttin the mower away. :wink:
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Post by Dujon » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:38 am

O.K., Tango, 'fess up. Who does the gardening at yours? The missus? It looks right tidy but where are the spuds? :mrgreen:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:14 am

Tango. Get rid of the dog and get some sheep. You wont need the mower or to go out walking in the rain :mrgreen:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:12 am

Dujon wrote:O.K., Tango, 'fess up. Who does the gardening at yours? The missus? It looks right tidy but where are the spuds? :mrgreen:
Some in the cupboard, rest in Asda and Bolton Market. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:24 pm

Look what the wind's done to my spuddies :evil:

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Anyway, I've shored them up as best I can with more soil and turned them round. Any tips greatly appreciated. Should they be OK? :conf:

This is them now.

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Post by thebish » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:26 pm

^ should be fine bruce - nay bother!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:30 pm

thebish wrote:^ should be fine bruce - nay bother!
Cheers, Bish. Hope so. How are yours doing?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:41 pm

Wow Tango, garden looks lovely. Come and do mine after Annoyed Grunts please?

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Post by thebish » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:44 pm

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thebish wrote:^ should be fine bruce - nay bother!
Cheers, Bish. Hope so. How are yours doing?
bearing up, bruce! I think mine are less wind-exposed than yours!

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and flowers starting to appear..

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:06 pm

Oh, excellent spuddage, Sir :)
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Post by thebish » Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:15 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Oh, excellent spuddage, Sir :)
you may also have noticed the not-so-excellent unmowed lawnage! :oops:

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Post by Dujon » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:12 am

Never mind the lawn, thebish, what about that poor nasturtium/geranium (or whatever 'um) left in its little pot seeking sunlight like a neglected child reaching for its father's arms? It's enough to make a grown man cry. :wink:

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Post by thebish » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:24 am

Dujon wrote:Never mind the lawn, thebish, what about that poor nasturtium/geranium (or whatever 'um) left in its little pot seeking sunlight like a neglected child reaching for its father's arms? It's enough to make a grown man cry. :wink:
it's the bargain bin lupin i picked up a week or so ago from the garden centre "nobody-wants-me" shelf..

still haven't found a space for it - and it has been pretty much eaten alive by snails... :oops:

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:47 am

thebish wrote:
Dujon wrote:Never mind the lawn, thebish, what about that poor nasturtium/geranium (or whatever 'um) left in its little pot seeking sunlight like a neglected child reaching for its father's arms? It's enough to make a grown man cry. :wink:
it's the bargain bin lupin i picked up a week or so ago from the garden centre "nobody-wants-me" shelf..

still haven't found a space for it - and it has been pretty much eaten alive by snails... :oops:
then rescue it. Repot, get all the current soil out and away (in case slugs have laid eggs) and give the perisher a chance. moving off ground level will help.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:42 pm

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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:33 pm

A bulrush has appeared, totally uninvited, next to the heather at the end of my front garden. I've absolutely no idea how it got there or what I should do with it. Are bulrushes weeds?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:A bulrush has appeared, totally uninvited, next to the heather at the end of my front garden. I've absolutely no idea how it got there or what I should do with it. Are bulrushes weeds?
Best ask Moses - he's the expert.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:A bulrush has appeared, totally uninvited, next to the heather at the end of my front garden. I've absolutely no idea how it got there or what I should do with it. Are bulrushes weeds?
They are in a sense but tend to need wet, undrained soil.

The head,once gone to seed produced millions of seeds but your average garden won't take to them.

We used to collect them and soak them in Esso Blue before using them as flame arrows. We lived a simple life.
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Re: The Gardening Bed

Post by thebish » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:A bulrush has appeared, totally uninvited, next to the heather at the end of my front garden. I've absolutely no idea how it got there or what I should do with it. Are bulrushes weeds?
all sorts of stuff gets in there - blown on the wind or (more likely) carried in on a bird...

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