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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:13 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Mr GG's just returned home from the youth group he runs to tell me one of the lads who goes (or used to) who has been battling cancer for 2 and a half years is having treatment withdrawn - he's got about 2 weeks to live, he's 15. Feeling so sad and I barely know the lad. Life sucks at times. :(
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:10 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Mr GG's just returned home from the youth group he runs to tell me one of the lads who goes (or used to) who has been battling cancer for 2 and a half years is having treatment withdrawn - he's got about 2 weeks to live, he's 15. Feeling so sad and I barely know the lad. Life sucks at times. :(
Sorry to hear that, GG. I'll say a prayer for him too.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:14 pm

Thanks lads, it's going to be tough for Mr GG when the worst happens. Going to have a lot of distraught teenagers to deal with in the youth group when the worst happens. :(

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:21 pm

well - my recently graduated son finally made it - signed on today for the very first time!!! 8)

I'm so proud!! :D

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:32 pm

thebish wrote:well - my recently graduated son finally made it - signed on today for the very first time!!! 8)

I'm so proud!! :D
Signed on for what? :conf:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:34 pm

^ ahhh scratch that. You mean the Dole. (I was thinking Bolton Wanderers, the Army, organ donor transfer list, NASA, etc). Anyway, Congratulations.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:18 pm

thebish wrote:well - my recently graduated son finally made it - signed on today for the very first time!!! 8)

I'm so proud!! :D
Aw bless. He'll now be able to indulge himself in the pastimes of the southern idle - walking the dog, sea kayaking (in a kayak specifically designed for the sea) photography. Oh wait................. :wink:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:57 pm

Feeling somewhat dubious about this list of female '20 feel good factors.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... ctors.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it's fair to say plucked eyebrows, manicures and a full face of make up do not make me feel good. However it is a more diverse and interesting list then the male equivalent which would probably read:

1. Doing a big fart
2 huge beery belches.

;)

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:24 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Feeling somewhat dubious about this list of female '20 feel good factors.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... ctors.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it's fair to say plucked eyebrows, manicures and a full face of make up do not make me feel good. However it is a more diverse and interesting list then the male equivalent which would probably read:

1. Doing a big fart
2 huge beery belches.

;)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Raven » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:10 pm

Surely GG means doing any fart?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:12 pm

Raven wrote:Surely GG means doing any fart?
I think in my case, it's doing a ripe one.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:57 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Raven wrote:Surely GG means doing any fart?
I think in my case, it's doing a ripe one.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:54 pm

Anyone know how to cancel SKY? Do I just cancel my DD? Just signed up for a good package with BT which will save me around £50 a month. :shock:
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:29 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyone know how to cancel SKY? Do I just cancel my DD? Just signed up for a good package with BT which will save me around £50 a month. :shock:
http://contact.sky.com/uk/sky-tv/cancel-sky-tv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There you go..

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:36 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyone know how to cancel SKY? Do I just cancel my DD? Just signed up for a good package with BT which will save me around £50 a month. :shock:
http://contact.sky.com/uk/sky-tv/cancel-sky-tv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There you go..
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyone know how to cancel SKY? Do I just cancel my DD? Just signed up for a good package with BT which will save me around £50 a month. :shock:
http://contact.sky.com/uk/sky-tv/cancel-sky-tv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There you go..
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:36 pm

Good luck with that Bruce. They make it as difficult as possible to leave then you'll get never ending phone calls and letters asking you to come back.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:41 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Good luck with that Bruce. They make it as difficult as possible to leave then you'll get never ending phone calls and letters asking you to come back.
Bring it! :twisted:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:59 pm

Not male myself but ouch?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rgery.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:09 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Good luck with that Bruce. They make it as difficult as possible to leave then you'll get never ending phone calls and letters asking you to come back.
You have to give them notice of a month AFTER the next payment ... then they try and bombard you with calls and mails to see if they can persuade you otherwise.

I think telling them the account holder is being taken into a home (or died) is about the only way to get them off your back.
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