Today I'm happy about......

[TANGODANCER]

Today i've been married 9134 days, nearly 220,000 hours, over 13,150,000 minutes and almost 789,000,000 seconds and loved every bit of it...oh its my 25th Wedding Anniversary.

Well done S.T. Congrats to you both and I hope you get another 25.

[Dujon]

Salford, I just tried working out how many seconds I've been married. It was a pointless exercise as it seemed to keep changing.

Congratulations, well done and, of course, keep it up.

[Salford Trotter]

Thank you guys, here's to the next 25!

[Gooner Girl]

Happy about BOTH cats and the dog taking a nap together on the bed. World War III in my house is coming to an end I think

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Happy about BOTH cats and the dog taking a nap together on the bed. World War III in my house is coming to an end I think

It's just the Christmas armistice. When you notice them having a kick about in the back garden you know that shelling will commence again shortly.

[Gooner Girl]

Happy about BOTH cats and the dog taking a nap together on the bed. World War III in my house is coming to an end I think

It's just the Christmas armistice. When you notice them having a kick about in the back garden you know that shelling will commence again shortly.

Christmas? In June?! Now theres an idea!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Happy about BOTH cats and the dog taking a nap together on the bed. World War III in my house is coming to an end I think

It's just the Christmas armistice. When you notice them having a kick about in the back garden you know that shelling will commence again shortly.

Christmas? In June?! Now theres an idea!

Why not. They have Christmas in summer in Australia.

[Gooner Girl]

Happy about BOTH cats and the dog taking a nap together on the bed. World War III in my house is coming to an end I think

It's just the Christmas armistice. When you notice them having a kick about in the back garden you know that shelling will commence again shortly.

Christmas? In June?! Now theres an idea!

Why not. They have Christmas in summer in Australia.

Ok, I'd like an Arsenal season ticket as my Christmas present pretty please LLS.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I think I've said this somewhere else... Oi, cheeky.

[thebish]

have had a bit of a stressful few days, so decided to get away from it all for a bit and play in the garden... what better stress buster is there other than burning stuff??

[Dujon]

I have a little statement at the top of my web site, thebish. It reads: "Dobbing in an arsonist is not dobbing in a mate".

Be afraid, very afraid.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I have a little statement at the top of my web site, thebish. It reads: "Dobbing in an arsonist is not dobbing in a mate".

Be afraid, very afraid.

[Dujon]

Ah, come on, Monty, you looked it up once before. Your memory's getting as bad as mine, old man.

[thebish]

I have a little statement at the top of my web site, thebish. It reads: "Dobbing in an arsonist is not dobbing in a mate".

Be afraid, very afraid.

[thebish]

I have a little statement at the top of my web site, thebish. It reads: "Dobbing in an arsonist is not dobbing in a mate".

Be afraid, very afraid.

here you go, Monty

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/br ... 5972805409

[Montreal Wanderer]

Ah, come on, Monty, you looked it up once before. Your memory's getting as bad as mine, old man.

Clearly it didn't stick.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I have a little statement at the top of my web site, thebish. It reads: "Dobbing in an arsonist is not dobbing in a mate".

Be afraid, very afraid.

here you go, Monty

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/br ... 5972805409

Thanks. This actually began to make sense after I realized that Victorians were not people who lived a century and a half ago.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

You farted didn't you?

[thebish]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

because my aunt is gravely ill, my mum has kind of inherited her little dog - a Tibetan Spaniel.. my mum has three border collies..

anyway - the clever spaniel has one over on the (supposedly brainy) oldest collie every time. thus:

spaniel comes in - collie is in best bed.
spaniel thinks for a moment....
spaniel jumps on sofa next to mum
collie is jealous so gets out of bed to demand attention
spaniel jumps off sofa and into dog bed
collie looks bemused...

works time and time again...