Today I'm happy about......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

You farted didn't you?

Much more subtle. I engaged him in conversation as in "where you from?" via long distance shouting, then pretended I couldn't hear his replies, so I moved in close and personal. REAL CLOSE and personal, and then continued the banal questioning. I've never seen anybody vacate a pub so fast. He's probably gingerist or something.

[bobo the clown]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

You farted didn't you?

Much more subtle. I engaged him in conversation as in "where you from?" via long distance shouting, then pretended I couldn't hear his replies, so I moved in close and personal. REAL CLOSE and personal, and then continued the banal questioning. I've never seen anybody vacate a pub so fast. He's probably gingerist or something.

Was there a bulge in your pants also ?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

because my aunt is gravely ill, my mum has kind of inherited her little dog - a Tibetan Spaniel.. my mum has three border collies..

anyway - the clever spaniel has one over on the (supposedly brainy) oldest collie every time. thus:

spaniel comes in - collie is in best bed.
spaniel thinks for a moment....
spaniel jumps on sofa next to mum
collie is jealous so gets out of bed to demand attention
spaniel jumps off sofa and into dog bed
collie looks bemused...

works time and time again...

Wouldn't work with mine though. Her bestedt bed IS the space next to my missus.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

You farted didn't you?

Much more subtle. I engaged him in conversation as in "where you from?" via long distance shouting, then pretended I couldn't hear his replies, so I moved in close and personal. REAL CLOSE and personal, and then continued the banal questioning. I've never seen anybody vacate a pub so fast. He's probably gingerist or something.

Was there a bulge in your pants also ?

Was not necessary, but I could have sat there and conjured one, if necessary. That's how important my seat is.

[Gooner Girl]

Got my seat back. That didn't take long. Or much effort. (*master strategist*)

You farted didn't you?

Much more subtle. I engaged him in conversation as in "where you from?" via long distance shouting, then pretended I couldn't hear his replies, so I moved in close and personal. REAL CLOSE and personal, and then continued the banal questioning. I've never seen anybody vacate a pub so fast. He's probably gingerist or something.

Was there a bulge in your pants also ?

Was not necessary, but I could have sat there and conjured one, if necessary. That's how important my seat is.

I'm feeling a little queasy...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm feeling a little queasy...

You've not met me... I'm not that ugly

[Gooner Girl]

I'm feeling a little queasy...

You've not met me... I'm not that ugly

But aren't you like 70 years old or something?!

[thebish]

Is there no TW conversation involving GG that DOESN'T end with her making some kind of "you're old" comment?? I mean - ANY at all???

[Gooner Girl]

Is there no TW conversation involving GG that DOESN'T end with her making some kind of "you're old" comment?? I mean - ANY at all???

Oh shush bish, you young whippersnapper...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm feeling a little queasy...

You've not met me... I'm not that ugly

But aren't you like 70 years old or something?!

That'll be 57, and I'm not Jack the Ripper exactly.

[thebish]

Torquay beach today...

[Bruce Rioja]

What's the point of that?

[Montreal Wanderer]

What's the point of that?

Tribute to Bobby McFerrin? Or Meher Baba ?

[bobo the clown]

I think it started out with someone etching out a couple of giant knobs .. and then people added around them to disguise it.

[Worthy4England]

I think it started out with someone etching out a couple of giant knobs .. and then people added around them to disguise it.

There's always been doubts about those ink blot tests....

[Dujon]

But aren't you like 70 years old or something?!

If you aren't careful, Mother of Twinnage, you won't make 70.

The hide of youth these days, I dunno.

[Gary the Enfield]

I think it started out with someone etching out a couple of giant knobs .. and then people added around them to disguise it.

...and a boob. Definitely boobage there.

[Bruce Rioja]

I think it started out with someone etching out a couple of giant knobs .. and then people added around them to disguise it.

...and a boob. Definitely boobage there.

Oh there is indeed,and a somewhat pert nipple.

[General Mannerheim]

My dad has blagged a disabled persons rail card because he is the tiniest bit deaf, and now often gloats how his rail fares are half the price of mine.... Was worth it today tho when he innocuously handed the ticket inspector the wrong ticket and she began slowly shouting 'SORRY SIR THIS IS THE WRONG TICKET.... ARE YOU OK, WOULD YOU LIKE ANY HELP' giving it hand signals the lot. Pmsl.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Not just happy, but stunned that the Egyptian people are sticking two fingers up to Islamisation - or whatever other euphemism you'd like to call it...