Today I'm angry about.....

[Worthy4England]

I think a lesson on fiscal prudence in these dark days of austerity, is much more valuable. Tell 'em you'll wear your wankers hat with pride.

If nowt else, it should move you from "wanker" to "bastard"

[Bruce Rioja]

Is this where her Uncle Harry gets his car service money out again?

[Harry Genshaw]

Is this where her Uncle Harry gets his car service money out again?

No!

Although to be honest, I'm sympathetic to any argument that labels him a wanker or a bastard

[bwfcdan94]

Long story short, ex wife screaming that I'm a fecking shite father whilst in the background of a call from number one child. I'd refused to pay said child's uni utility bills, which I felt was reasonable as she's just blown all her dosh on a 3 week all inclusive holiday in Mexico and is jetting off to Spain tomorrow evening on a hen do. Cue torrent of appalling abuse. Pointing out to number one child that they can't just ring and expect me to cough up for their bills having blown close on 3 grand allegedly makes me a, and I quote my ex directly, "Fecking useless father " and a "W4nker".

Sometimes I wonder why I left..........................not often though!

My dad has not a father who shows the slightest interest in either myself really and just try's to buy my love (he did the same for 20 years with my mum until she recently died and she suffered from clinical depression years). I can tell you that personally I think you have certainly made the right decision there Bijou because at the end of the day money can't buy anybody happiness. fair play.

[bobo the clown]

Fckng barking

[Wandering Willy]

"Try's"

[William the White]

"Try's"

I used to think there was a strong case for abandoning the apostrophe... But dan (though not only dan) has convinced me otherwise...

It's irrefutable...

I mean... its irrefutable...

[Lord Kangana]

I think we can all agree that the ubiquity of Cider, cider advertising, fruit ciders and low cost loans is the nadir of our society. And of course, we'd be right.

But it appears that even a nadir can be trumped. But by what, I hear you ask? What could possibly be so low, so shit, so teeth-itchingly-mind-numbingly-smash-up-your-tvingly-spirit-crushingly awful to have even out-sunken all the above?

Have you seen the new Apple advert?

Just f*ck off. Now. Right now. The Human Race is doomed, and only the wholesale genocide of advertising executives will save us.

[bobo the clown]

I think we can all agree that the ubiquity of Cider, cider advertising, fruit ciders and low cost loans is the nadir of our society. And of course, we'd be right.

But it appears that even a nadir can be trumped. But by what, I hear you ask? What could possibly be so low, so shit, so teeth-itchingly-mind-numbingly-smash-up-your-tvingly-spirit-crushingly awful to have even out-sunken all the above?

Have you seen the new Apple advert?

Just f*ck off. Now. Right now. The Human Race is doomed, and only the wholesale genocide of advertising executives will save us.

Will it make me bristle ??

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

I think we can all agree that the ubiquity of Cider, cider advertising, fruit ciders and low cost loans is the nadir of our society. And of course, we'd be right.

But it appears that even a nadir can be trumped. But by what, I hear you ask? What could possibly be so low, so shit, so teeth-itchingly-mind-numbingly-smash-up-your-tvingly-spirit-crushingly awful to have even out-sunken all the above?

Have you seen the new Apple advert?

Just f*ck off. Now. Right now. The Human Race is doomed, and only the wholesale genocide of advertising executives will save us.

Will it make me bristle ??

Not the highest threshold in the world, to be fair...

[Burnden Paddock]

Some cheeky cnut of a salesman from Safestyle UK. There was a knock at the front door whilst we're eating tea, which we ignored, as I ain't lettting my tea go cold for anyone. Next thing, the cheeky bastard knocked on the front window. I resisted the temptation to go out there and tell him to feck off, whilst I finished my tea. He then decided to knock again. Finally, I thought sod it, i'm going to tear a strip off the arsehole. After asking him if he can't take a hint, he replies, saying that as he saw the TV was on, someone SHOULD answer the door. Again resisting the temptation to tell him to feck off, I settle for telling him to do one as he went on his way. Grrrrrr!!!!

[thebish]

I think we can all agree that the ubiquity of Cider, cider advertising, fruit ciders and low cost loans is the nadir of our society. And of course, we'd be right.

But it appears that even a nadir can be trumped. But by what, I hear you ask? What could possibly be so low, so shit, so teeth-itchingly-mind-numbingly-smash-up-your-tvingly-spirit-crushingly awful to have even out-sunken all the above?

Have you seen the new Apple advert?

Just f*ck off. Now. Right now. The Human Race is doomed, and only the wholesale genocide of advertising executives will save us.

Will it make me bristle ??

Not the highest threshold in the world, to be fair...

[bobo the clown]

I think we can all agree that the ubiquity of Cider, cider advertising, fruit ciders and low cost loans is the nadir of our society. And of course, we'd be right.

But it appears that even a nadir can be trumped. But by what, I hear you ask? What could possibly be so low, so shit, so teeth-itchingly-mind-numbingly-smash-up-your-tvingly-spirit-crushingly awful to have even out-sunken all the above?

Have you seen the new Apple advert?

Just f*ck off. Now. Right now. The Human Race is doomed, and only the wholesale genocide of advertising executives will save us.

Will it make me bristle ??

Not the highest threshold in the world, to be fair...

f'cough.

[Bruce Rioja]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

[Gooner Girl]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

Don't like to say "told ya so" - but I will!

[TANGODANCER]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

Just a question Bruce: do you own them? Reason I ask is my lad changed from Virgin media to Sky and Virgin wanted their gear back (fancy modem box etc) or he'd have to pay for the items. Just a thought.

[Bruce Rioja]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

Don't like to say "told ya so" - but I will!

Sorry, GG - forgot it was you that told me, otherwise I'd have kept schtum

[Bruce Rioja]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

Just a question Bruce: do you own them? Reason I ask is my lad changed from Virgin media to Sky and Virgin wanted their gear back (fancy modem box etc) or he'd have to pay for the items. Just a thought.

I do, Tango, and I'm responsible for the disposal of them. Thanks for the thought though.

[thebish]

I just typed the word "speciality" on another thread - aghhhhhh - there it goes again!! The spell-checker has underlined it in red and suggests I change it immediately to "specialty"...

[bobo the clown]

My word. Someone said that cancelling Sky would be a battle. I take it that they were also making money off of my 24 minute phone call?! Still, anyone looking for a Sky HD box and a dish?

... you think it's over ??

Mwah, ha, haaa !!

You will get inundated with calls, texts, e-mails ... special offers ... trial offers, 'surveys' of why you left.

I'd give it a couple of months before you can say you're out of the woods.