Today I'm angry about.....

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

I think this has been mentioned before, but why not invest in some fly screens (some call them insect screens, which is more appropriate)? Does no one sell and fit them in your area? If not it sounds like a market worth exploiting.

Was going to suggest this. Cheap to install and fixes the problem = no brainer.

[bobo the clown]

Because this, in Britain, is a very minor problem ?

It's pretty irritating when one buzzes around but it doesn't warrant a construction solution.

Now, those dangly plastic strips my mum used to have draped and over her door ....

(corrected for Dujon ... & then LLS. Bloody phone.)

[Dujon]

"Niw, thise..." Enough of the Welsh already!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

"Niw, thise..." Enough of the Welsh already!

I liked "splution" though. I might use that myself in a few sentences.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

(corrected for Dujon ... & then LLS. Bloody phone.)

You really need to stop advocating those iPhones

[89bwfc89]

Got a new sofa delivered today, they managed to chip the paint on my newly decorated woodwork and tried buggering off without me noticing, not best pleased!

[bobo the clown]

Got a new sofa delivered today, they managed to chip the paint on my newly decorated woodwork and tried buggering off without me noticing, not best pleased!

Tried ! You collared the beggars then ?

[89bwfc89]

Yep I went out after them, then phoned the shop and grassed on them. They came back to take pictures, funnily enough knew where the damage was without me pointing it out! I've not heard anything back though. The woodwork can be fixed easily, it's the fact that they tried to get away with it that's annoying.

[Bruce Rioja]

Yep I went out after them, then phoned the shop and grassed on them. They came back to take pictures, funnily enough knew where the damage was without me pointing it out! I've not heard anything back though. The woodwork can be fixed easily, it's the fact that they tried to get away with it that's annoying.

Oh, phoned them did you, Twisty Nix? So my theory was irrefutably correct all along?!

[Il Pirate]

Fvckin' everythin'. Don't know why.........Might be the amber warm weather warning.........................T wats. I know I'm getting older, but I dont need monitering because it's feckin' sunny. Feck off!!! I could take a cool shower you know!!!!!

[89bwfc89]

Yep I went out after them, then phoned the shop and grassed on them. They came back to take pictures, funnily enough knew where the damage was without me pointing it out! I've not heard anything back though. The woodwork can be fixed easily, it's the fact that they tried to get away with it that's annoying.

Oh, phoned them did you, Twisty Nix? So my theory was irrefutably correct all along?!

No, actually! I got a new phone though the insurance this morning, I could have sent it off to be repaired but the excess was only a tenner so thought I may as well pay it rather than go 2 weeks (!!) without a phone. Lost all my phone numbers though Cloned my new phone before restoring the old phone's data, coz I'm clever like that!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Headline for the Times today - "Hundreds perish as heatwave takes hold".
It makes it sound like one is tripping over bodies who've dropped dead in the street!

[mrkint]

nah it means have a perishing thirst.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

nah it means have a perishing thirst.

If I'd been the sub-editor I'd have altered it: Millions perish as heatwave takes hold

[bobo the clown]

nah it means have a perishing thirst.

If I'd been the sub-editor I'd have altered it: Millions perish as heatwave takes hold

That's coz you're so 'tabloid'.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

nah it means have a perishing thirst.

If I'd been the sub-editor I'd have altered it: Millions perish as heatwave takes hold

That's coz you're so 'tabloid'.

If I was being tabloid it'd be: Sizzling Sun Slaughter!!! Millions Perish.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Sick Suffer Sunstroke Slaughter.
Pensioners Perish.

[Gary the Enfield]

WARM -ageddon!!!!

[General Mannerheim]

its pretty warm to be fair. ive been complaining all morning about being cold with the air con going full tilt, thought id pop out for a warm at dinner - shit the bed! im not sure ive felt heat like that in this country before!!? its also a clout paradise! and even better one can stand and perve from behind his raybans! downsides being gents wandering about topless, wtf is all that about!?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

WARM -ageddon!!!!

a natural Sun reader.