Today I'm angry about.....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

its pretty warm to be fair. ive been complaining all morning about being cold with the air con going full tilt, thought id pop out for a warm at dinner - shit the bed! im not sure ive felt heat like that in this country before!!? its also a clout paradise! and even better one can stand and perve from behind his raybans! downsides being gents wandering about topless, wtf is all that about!?

Not as bad, General, as the arse I saw in a mankini and flipflops this dinnertime. As large as life emerging from Iceland, the tw*t.

[bobo the clown]

its pretty warm to be fair. ive been complaining all morning about being cold with the air con going full tilt, thought id pop out for a warm at dinner - shit the bed! im not sure ive felt heat like that in this country before!!? its also a clout paradise! and even better one can stand and perve from behind his raybans! downsides being gents wandering about topless, wtf is all that about!?

Not as bad, General, as the arse I saw in a mankini and flipflops this dinnertime. As large as life emerging from Iceland, the tw*t.

You didn't photograph this, did you ????

Oh dear.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

its pretty warm to be fair. ive been complaining all morning about being cold with the air con going full tilt, thought id pop out for a warm at dinner - shit the bed! im not sure ive felt heat like that in this country before!!? its also a clout paradise! and even better one can stand and perve from behind his raybans! downsides being gents wandering about topless, wtf is all that about!?

Not as bad, General, as the arse I saw in a mankini and flipflops this dinnertime. As large as life emerging from Iceland, the tw*t.

You didn't photograph this, did you ????

Oh dear.

No camera, no phone, fortunately. I'm sure I'd get done for possessing indecent images if I had.

[Gary the Enfield]

WARM -ageddon!!!!

a natural Sun reader.

Nah, you lot are just fecking amateurs.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

...Spam.

It's bad enough when I get Saga spam, but at least they target me in the correct demographic, but today I'm being spammed by Apple and the bastoids have me back in kindergarten...

iPhone is perfect for on-the-go learning — and living. Buy one for university and get a £35 App Store Gift Card to spend on apps, music, games, books and more. You can also get a £35 gift card when you buy an iPad for university or a £70 gift card when you buy a Mac.
You can use your iPhone to revise for exams, take notes and stay organised. Using Pages, Numbers and Keynote, you can have anytime access to your projects and presentations. And when it’s time to kick back, you can tweet, play games and even order a pizza.

I DO NOT kick back and tweet you twuts!

[Gooner Girl]

Saga spam!!! haha!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Saga spam!!! haha!

It's the price one pays when one passes middle-age.

[Gooner Girl]

Saga spam!!! haha!

It's the price one pays when one passes middle-age.

I wouldn't know about that...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Saga spam!!! haha!

It's the price one pays when one passes middle-age.

I wouldn't know about that...

You will.

[Bruce Rioja]

It's bad enough when I get Saga spam, but at least they target me in the correct demographic

I'm informed by those in the know that in approximately three years and nine days time I'll be inundated with this stuff. I've no idea as to who Saga are or what it is that they do.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's bad enough when I get Saga spam, but at least they target me in the correct demographic

I'm informed by those in the know that in approximately three years and nine days time I'll be inundated with this stuff. I've no idea as to who Saga are or what it is that they do.

Ha!. To steal from a certain clown "If only there was a way on a computer to search for details about it..."

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Saga is a British company focused on serving the needs of those aged 50 and over. It has 2.7 million customers. The company has six call centres.

Saga Holidays
Saga Insurance
Saga Savings
Saga Cruises
Saga Hip Replacement
Saga Euthanasia

I might have made some of that up

[Bruce Rioja]

It's bad enough when I get Saga spam, but at least they target me in the correct demographic

I'm informed by those in the know that in approximately three years and nine days time I'll be inundated with this stuff. I've no idea as to who Saga are or what it is that they do.

Ha!. To steal from a certain clown "If only there was a way on a computer to search for details about it..."

Ah yes, but I'm too afraid to do that, beacuse when I search for something I get inundated. For example - on Monday I was sorting out some flights to Gothenburg, now, when I go to say my BT Yahoo homepage it's full of guff about Gothenburg hotels and so on. Wouldn't want to give these Saga 4uckers a head-start now, would I?!

EDIT: Ah, here you go - this, just now, on my FB page!

Thinking Gothenburg Landvetter...

Book your flight now from United Kingdom to Gothenburg Landvetter from £84!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You certainly don't want to do that. But just mentioning it on here might have alerted them though, be warned. If, tomorrow, you are having difficulty getting back into your house it will be the mountain of Saga advertising literature that teams of postmen will have delivered during the day blocking your ingress.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

[Harry Genshaw]

You certainly don't want to do that. But just mentioning it on here might have alerted them though, be warned. If, tomorrow, you are having difficulty getting back into your house it will be the mountain of Saga advertising literature that teams of postmen will have delivered during the day blocking your ingress.

You're not kidding. My parents go away about 3 times a year and while they're living it up, I pop round to check on the house. They've only been gone 2 days and I can barely get the front door open! Umpteen brochures with Parky & Thora Hird staring out from em, offering a free pen or a digital alarm clock if they sign up to some funeral plan or other

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Sign 'em up!
Takes the worry away

[Harry Genshaw]

Sign 'em up!
Takes the worry away

I will when I get time. Currently clearing their computer inbox of 350 different members of the Nigerian Royal family trying to involve em in an investment scheme of some sort

[CrazyHorse]

It's too fooking hot.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's too fooking hot.

shaddap, you'll put the mockers on it.