Today I'm angry about.....

[CrazyHorse]

Anyone who uses a faux accent - Tim Westwood for example - although he deserves flogging for a multitude of reasons

Me too. Add Cilla with her weird scouse lorra lorra and Vernon Kay with that stupid fake Bolton thing he's got going on too.

[CrazyHorse]

I'm also angry about internet explorer autocorrecting that last post's words from cilla to villa, lorra lorra to Lorraine Lorraine and kay to gay forcing me to edit it three fooking times.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'm also angry about internet explorer autocorrecting that last post's words from cilla to villa, lorra lorra to Lorraine Lorraine and kay to gay forcing me to edit it three fooking times.

Turn off autocorrect or use Mozilla. Simple.

[bwfcdan94]

People who use "Init" at the end of a sentence. I sat on a train from Manchester this afternoon listening to a Mancunian family of Golightlies use it every time one of them opened their wobble chops. Frankly, pub lic flogging would be too good for them.

Also included in my 'Crimes that warrant public flogging' list for today:

Anyone who uses a faux accent - Tim Westwood for example - although he deserves flogging for a multitude of reasons

Anyone exposing their underwear - I include both those who walk round with jeans around their knees and the immense fatties who insist on publically displaying their thongs whilst weighing over 20 stones.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand breathe........................

You would not like living in Berkshire then pal with all the wannabee cockneys who end every sentence with innit.

[bwfcdan94]

The fact is if a man had of done this to a girl then he would have got 5 years if not more yet if a woman does it to a boy..... http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2013/07/22/ ... d%3D196123

[CrazyHorse]

I'm also angry about internet explorer autocorrecting that last post's words from cilla to villa, lorra lorra to Lorraine Lorraine and kay to gay forcing me to edit it three fooking times.

Turn off autocorrect or use Mozilla. Simple.

I don't think you can switch it off. And folk who use Mozilla are all Kayers.

[Harry Genshaw]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

[Gooner Girl]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Well that's my opinion of you gone down several notches...

[Harry Genshaw]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Well that's my opinion of you gone down several notches...

I knew you'd come on here and tell me off!

[Wandering Willy]

I'm also angry about internet explorer autocorrecting that last post's words from cilla to villa, lorra lorra to Lorraine Lorraine and kay to gay forcing me to edit it three fooking times.

Turn off autocorrect or use Mozilla. Simple.

I don't think you can switch it off. And folk who use Mozilla are all Kayers.

[Gooner Girl]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Well that's my opinion of you gone down several notches...

I knew you'd come on here and tell me off!

For all you know, perhaps she's wondering how to get round the same problem and broach the subject with you...

[bwfcdan94]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Education?

[TANGODANCER]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Well that's my opinion of you gone down several notches...

I knew you'd come on here and tell me off!

For all you know, perhaps she's wondering how to get round the same problem and broach the subject with you...

You mean she might be telling him "If you like Pina Coladas"....

[Harry Genshaw]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Education?

That made me Dan. Is that the reason you'll be giving?

[bwfcdan94]

No I wont be giving any reasons at all but it was a famous excuse among some of the kids at my school were caught by their parents, sadly at your age HG I don't think you will be able to give such excuse but for your average teenager it works a dime.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'm also angry about internet explorer autocorrecting that last post's words from cilla to villa, lorra lorra to Lorraine Lorraine and kay to gay forcing me to edit it three fooking times.

Turn off autocorrect or use Mozilla. Simple.

I don't think you can switch it off. And folk who use Mozilla are all Kayers.

I'd should probably be offended by I've no idea what a Kayer is.

Oh and to disable autocorrect go to this site.
Pshaw!

[CrazyHorse]

Ah, ha! Nice one Monty. Ta.

Once I switch that off, I guess my autocorect wont change the word Kayer anymore....

[thebish]

[Worthy4England]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

You obviously need to sign-up, as all the music sharing websites, games-rip-off, pirate-bay types etc. etc. have been blocked by the same process as they're all run by the Mafia.

[Hoboh]

Today I'm angry with David Cameron. I don't always need a reason but thanks to him today, I've got to think up a cracking excuse for the wife why I think we should opt in to porn downloads when its introduced

Do Gooding Mind and Thought controllers and lazy parents who want the state to wipe their ass 1 v Grown up sensible folk who pay an interest in what their offspring get up to 0!