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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:18 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:watching Game of Thrones alot - always gets me wondering how the hell those burning torches work in medieval times, those firey sticks that never go out???

Animal fat, lasts around 15 mins orso

I seem to recall it being cloth dipped in tallow and wrapped around a stick. I say recall, it's not from personal experience you understand.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:36 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:watching Game of Thrones alot - always gets me wondering how the hell those burning torches work in medieval times, those firey sticks that never go out???

Animal fat, lasts around 15 mins orso

I seem to recall it being cloth dipped in tallow and wrapped around a stick. I say recall, it's not from personal experience you understand.
You sure about that? Surely you must remember from back when you were a boy? :conf:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:53 pm

The local police attending the fracking demos near me have set up their rest and food station next door to our athletics track. Ran through their camp today. BBQ on, sky sport in the nearby rugby club bar and according to one sign some kind of police ball at the weekend. Clearly having a hard time of it...

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:20 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:watching Game of Thrones alot - always gets me wondering how the hell those burning torches work in medieval times, those firey sticks that never go out???

Animal fat, lasts around 15 mins orso

I seem to recall it being cloth dipped in tallow and wrapped around a stick. I say recall, it's not from personal experience you understand.

That's is another way GTE yes
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:48 am

I had to take a drug and alcohol test yesterday. I had hoped this would entail me downing as many cans of Kestrel as I could and proving I was proficient in joining up rizlas but the reality was more about me pissing in front of a South African nurse.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:11 am

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Ostentatious beggars aren't they, TANGO? I wonder of what the chassis consists? Probably RSJs given the span.

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Post by Athers » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:06 pm

Look at this absolute YOOF watching me play. Bet he wants to play in school but is scared of what his yoof mates would think.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:20 pm

Well, Athers, it looks like Black has responded to P-K4 with the King's Fianchetto defence but has departed from the book by playing P-QR3 instead of the standard B-N2 at the second move. However, what a YOOF is and who is representing Britain I do not know. Do you have long or short hair?
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Post by mrkint » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:26 pm

That's some old school notation monty!

YOOF refers to the chap on the right in the hat, who looks an unlikely player.

How did ye do Athers? What were it for? Started playing again recently, I have forgotten lots

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:51 pm

mrkint wrote:That's some old school notation monty!

YOOF refers to the chap on the right in the hat, who looks an unlikely player.

How did ye do Athers? What were it for? Started playing again recently, I have forgotten lots
I absolutely hate algebraic notation!
Thanks for identifying the YOOF - now which one is Athers? - presumably playing White, as Black is in for a hiding.
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Post by mrkint » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:53 pm

Aye Athers is on the left as white. A very handy player iirc

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Post by Athers » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:58 pm

The girl had a sign in the middle of Manchester's busiest shopping street that she is playing to raise a bit of money to fly home to see her mother, who is dying of breast cancer. I watched her wipe the floor with a couple of chaps who didn't know what they were doing so it was hard to judge her strength.

Monty as black she actually played the accelerated dragon variation of the Sicilian Defence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_D ... ted_Dragon" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;, which is something they used to teach us to play as kids but I never really took to.

I was a pawn up after about 30-35 moves but lost on time in what was a 3 minute blitz match. I was never a blitz player in my junior career anyway and I'm way too rusty - had to think through things I used to know. Pleased with how it went though. Might stop by tomorrow to have another crack.
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:15 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
mrkint wrote:That's some old school notation monty!

YOOF refers to the chap on the right in the hat, who looks an unlikely player.

How did ye do Athers? What were it for? Started playing again recently, I have forgotten lots
I absolutely hate algebraic notation!
Thanks for identifying the YOOF - now which one is Athers? - presumably playing White, as Black is in for a hiding.
:shock: bit early for that kind of prediction!!

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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:21 pm

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:25 pm

Athers wrote:The girl had a sign in the middle of Manchester's busiest shopping street that she is playing to raise a bit of money to fly home to see her mother, who is dying of breast cancer. I watched her wipe the floor with a couple of chaps who didn't know what they were doing so it was hard to judge her strength.

Monty as black she actually played the accelerated dragon variation of the Sicilian Defence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_D ... ted_Dragon" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;, which is something they used to teach us to play as kids but I never really took to.

I was a pawn up after about 30-35 moves but lost on time in what was a 3 minute blitz match. I was never a blitz player in my junior career anyway and I'm way too rusty - had to think through things I used to know. Pleased with how it went though. Might stop by tomorrow to have another crack.
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Post by Athers » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:34 pm

Absolutely, even at 9 years old I played four hour games. Personally though I always performed better in long play than rapidplay (30 minutes each), and my blitz was the worst of the lot. I was always cautious and positional, trying for grinding wins rather than spectacular attacks, so it makes sense.

Just a bit of fun anyway. I was pleasantly surprised there were about 50 people watching us.
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Post by Dujon » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:17 am

[TANGO] Great, mate. I hope He and Her survive long term.

[Chess] The best war game ever invented. As a youngster I absolutely loved it and borrowed books from the library to study the various gambits and end games employed by the 'masters'. I have no idea as to my chess skill level as I didn't compete other than in the school chess club (there were about six of us) and a couple of inter-school dos - one of which was a walk over as the other mob didn't turn up even though for them it was on home territory.

I haven't picked up a chess piece for over forty years and suspect that if I did so this evening I would find that the hard earned knowledge of yesteryear has evaporated.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:08 am

I will admit I play quite a lot of chess despite being a "yoof". I am always very very defensive and will do anything to avoid losing a piece which means I rarely play a game that lasts less than 90 mins.
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Post by Athers » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:11 pm

Good on you Dan

I am a big advocate of the theory that the game trains people's concentration skills and I would at least teach the basics to all kids in school at a very young age.

Perhaps at Mummy's free school.
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Post by mrkint » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:31 pm

It's a very engrossing game...I never really played it until uni, when i did it do avoid revising etc...soon became a bit obsessed with it. It's quite beautiful. Looked at joining a couple of clubs down here but in the end didn't have the time to commit. Got a book on endgames on the shelf which i've started going through again, really good.

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