Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[CrazyHorse]

Why do women always start a row when there's decorating to be done?
All I said was I couldn't be arsed unscrewing a roller blind for her so she could paint round it and that I'd rather lie on the sofa and watch Two and a Half Men instead and then apparently suddenly I have this whole attitude problem.

[thebish]

Why do women always start a row when there's decorating to be done?
All I said was I couldn't be arsed unscrewing a roller blind for her so she could paint round it and that I'd rather lie on the sofa and watch Two and a Half Men instead and then apparently suddenly I have this whole attitude problem.

[bobo the clown]

Wonder what Bobo and other HR types would make of this.

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Poor judgement. Reading the report though it seems the guy has enough points in the bag to get away with it.

Lesson to be learnt though. Nice not to switch into over-formal bureaucratic language all the time, but you should judge when to be formal and informal.

Anyway, a punk-festival ?!?!? That's more worrying.

[Bijou Bob]

Middle age. I ended up seeing a practice nurse at my GP's surgery yesterday. The good news is that I have the blood pressure of a teenager apparently (100/65). The bad news is that my BMI is 24. Now, in the great scheme of things, that's not too bad - only 24% of me is lard, apparently within normal range. However, in order to have a 6 pack, your BMI apparently needs to be less than 15.

The fact that I wouldn't have got one isn't the point. It's that middle age has now dictated that I can't and won't ever again.

Time to start looking at motorbikes again I think.......

[clapton is god]

I'll see your 24 and raise to 29

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'll see your 24 and raise to 29

That's not my mental image of you... a man with a border collie needs/requires mobility and stamina.

[clapton is god]

I'll see your 24 and raise to 29

That's not my mental image of you... a man with a border collie needs/requires mobility and stamina.

Unfortunately the BC went west 3 years ago and all I have left is a fund of happy memories and photographs of her. I still get out on the hill though. Been around the Dunnerdale fells today as it happens with around 8 miles and just under 2000' of climb. Got the Cumbria Way to look forward to in October.... just after my next significant birthday.

[jimbo]

Middle age. I ended up seeing a practice nurse at my GP's surgery yesterday. The good news is that I have the blood pressure of a teenager apparently (100/65). The bad news is that my BMI is 24. Now, in the great scheme of things, that's not too bad - only 24% of me is lard, apparently within normal range. However, in order to have a 6 pack, your BMI apparently needs to be less than 15.

The fact that I wouldn't have got one isn't the point. It's that middle age has now dictated that I can't and won't ever again.

Time to start looking at motorbikes again I think.......

Well that's bollocks. Stick with your 24 and you'll be reet.

[bwfcdan94]

Don't really know what to think of this one while the lad has clearly had a difficult life I don't condone his actions. Does he deserve what he gets, is this poetic justice?
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/cri ... m/?ref=arc

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Don't really know what to think of this one while the lad has clearly had a difficult life I don't condone his actions. Does he deserve what he gets, is this poetic justice?
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/cri ... m/?ref=arc

[ChrisC]

Don't really know what to think of this one while the lad has clearly had a difficult life I don't condone his actions. Does he deserve what he gets, is this poetic justice?
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/cri ... m/?ref=arc

I wish I was the copper who got to tell the prick.

[clapton is god]

Work! Up at 6.30 on a Sunday to go out to a collision scene at Bowden Island to take a few photo's. I can think of better things to be doing on Sunday morning but got to beat the rain thats sweeping in.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Work! Up at 6.30 on a Sunday to go out to a collision scene at Bowden Island to take a few photo's. I can think of better things to be doing on Sunday morning but got to beat the rain thats sweeping in.

CSI Clapton?

[clapton is god]

Work! Up at 6.30 on a Sunday to go out to a collision scene at Bowden Island to take a few photo's. I can think of better things to be doing on Sunday morning but got to beat the rain thats sweeping in.

CSI Clapton?

Nah, finished with all that 10yrs ago. I now do a similar job for insurance companies though. Self employed. Can't beat it....except at 6.30 on a Sunday morning. Anyway, back now so off upstairs to bed with coffee and Sunday papers

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Oh fook. I'm going to have to go cap in hand to IT. I dropped some Bombay Mix down in amongst the letters on me keeboard, which caused me-letter-between-x-and-z-in-the-alphabet to get stuck - so I prised it off to get at the errant food particle, and I've gone and snapped the bit it clicks onto off.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

shite, I've got to wait two days until he can get another keyboard - meanwhile I've got start/all programs/accesories/system tools/character map/arial/select/copy/clipboard function to thank for my y restoration - but it ain't half a pain.

[Bruce Rioja]

shite, I've got to wait two days until he can get another keyboard - meanwhile I've got start/all programs/accesories/system tools/character map/arial/select/copy/clipboard function to thank for my y restoration - but it ain't half a pain.

You can pick keyboards up at bloody Asda.

[TANGODANCER]

shite, I've got to wait two days until he can get another keyboard - meanwhile I've got start/all programs/accesories/system tools/character map/arial/select/copy/clipboard function to thank for my y restoration - but it ain't half a pain.

You can pick keyboards up at bloody Asda.

And surely everywhere has a Maplins?

[Montreal Wanderer]

shite, I've got to wait two days until he can get another keyboard - meanwhile I've got start/all programs/accesories/system tools/character map/arial/select/copy/clipboard function to thank for my y restoration - but it ain't half a pain.

You can pick keyboards up at bloody Asda.

What kind of a business, with an IT section, does not have a spare keyboard lying around?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Skulk around the IT section and nick one when they aren't looking. I may or may not have done this before