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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:36 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?
no! it's not a monkey - it's an ape. :spank:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:42 pm

Here's one that's had a tellin off. :(

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here's one that's had a tellin off. :(

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Looks like jack when he's been naughty!

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:43 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?
no! it's not a monkey - it's an ape. :spank:
the difference being? :conf:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:45 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?
no! it's not a monkey - it's an ape. :spank:
the difference being? :conf:
Monkeys have tails, apes don't. Plus other things of course...
That's not a leopard!
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:03 pm

I bet the people adding a 'g' are the same folk who add an 'l' to the Ku Klux Klan -Grrrrr :evil:
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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:06 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:I bet the people adding a 'g' are the same folk who add an 'l' to the Ku Klux Klan -Grrrrr :evil:
^ yes!! grrrrrrr!!!! :twisted:

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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:44 pm

Tenants. More specifically, tenants who leave your house in a right fecking state when they move out.

Rant over, but I don't feel any better and would gladly have her flogged.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:47 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Tenants. More specifically, tenants who leave your house in a right fecking state when they move out.

Rant over, but I don't feel any better and would gladly have her flogged.
Ah, but are you still in possession of yon tenant's deposit?
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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Tenants. More specifically, tenants who leave your house in a right fecking state when they move out.

Rant over, but I don't feel any better and would gladly have her flogged.
Ah, but are you still in possession of yon tenant's deposit?
I am. And she's handing the lot over, or so she tells me.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:20 pm

Just seen Gareth Bale kissing the Real Madrid badge. Absolutely boils my piss. :evil:
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Just seen Gareth Bale kissing the Real Madrid badge. Absolutely boils my piss. :evil:
Give he pocketed probably about £100 in the time it took you to type that sentence, I suspect he doesn't give a flying. :-)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:39 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Just seen Gareth Bale kissing the Real Madrid badge. Absolutely boils my piss. :evil:
Give he pocketed probably about £100 in the time it took you to type that sentence, I suspect he doesn't give a flying. :-)
Well he bloody well should, the jug-eared c*nt. :D
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Post by Dujon » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:40 am

Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Fit some fly screens to your windows and fly screen doors to your external door spaces. Wimmin, I give up. :wink:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:50 am

Dujon wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Fit some fly screens to your windows and fly screen doors to your external door spaces. Wimmin, I give up. :wink:
I suggested this last time it cropped up. I was told too big a solution for a small problem or summat :conf:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:36 am

Fog lights.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:45 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Fog lights.
frontal or anal?
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Beefheart » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:03 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Tenants. More specifically, tenants who leave your house in a right fecking state when they move out.

Rant over, but I don't feel any better and would gladly have her flogged.
Ah, but are you still in possession of yon tenant's deposit?
Ive always got all of my deposits back. Uni tried to deduct 3 quid once, but they didnt get away with it.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:11 am

Feckin pensioners. Trying to get an appointment with my gp is bloody hard work. After trying to ring through for an appointment, I give up and walk to the surgery only to find its full of pensioners queuing for early appointments. You've got all day you selfish bar stewards!! Some of us have got jobs to go to!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:14 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Fog lights.
frontal or anal?
Me or the fog lights?
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