General Chit Chat

[William the White]

I lived in Astley Bridge in the 70s... I visited the Edge on a regular basis... In the days when the ale was - i think - Duttons...

It was indeed Bill. We'd pop in, blazers (black ... 6th form ... only, not the brown ones) and all, for a pint a game of bar-billiard sin the back and very acceptable gnosh which I can't recall.

Proper pub.

How many Hail Marys did the bar billiard sin cost you?

[Gary the Enfield]

Always a cracking jukebox too.

[Bruce Rioja]

Always a cracking jukebox too.

Oh yes.

[Worthy4England]

Patrick Stewart (74) marries Sunny Ozell (35). Wonder what they'll find to talk about when the sex wears off?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Patrick Stewart (74) marries Sunny Ozell (35). Wonder what they'll find to talk about when the sex wears off?

Apparently he will show her the quadruple take



That's her toes in the video

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ WTF?

[Bruce Rioja]

I want one of these

[bobo the clown]

I want one of these

Don't wear it in the woods down South though.

[bwfcdan94]

My money is on the badger to out smart both the hunters and the anti badger cull protesters and die of a natural disease.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ok Monty. Just learnt your man Carney has introduced plastic cash to Canada. The nice person is planning doing the same to us.
What I want to know is just how slimy and unfoldable are your 'folding'?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Ok Monty. Just learnt your man Carney has introduced plastic cash to Canada. The tw*t is planning doing the same to us.
What I want to know is just how slimy and unfoldable are your 'folding'?

Are you referring to our new shiny (see through in parts) unforgeable $20 bill? We don't like them. Too easy to give too many when paying (when you use your fingers to rub bills apart with the new ones its your fingers that slip and the bills cleave to one another if you understand what I am trying to convey).

[Dujon]

Brilliant they are. Had 'em for yonks. Come out of the wash a right treat.

[Gary the Enfield]

Brilliant they are. Had 'em for yonks. Come out of the wash a right treat.

You're a money launderer? Who'd a thunk?

[Dujon]

[Bruce Rioja]

That man's talking bollocks.

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[Athers]

Top read story on BBC is some lads fixing a bike rack

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-24047706" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bobo the clown]

Top read story on BBC is some lads fixing a bike rack

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-24047706" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Brilliant. Unison & Unite will be livid .... it need a team of 12 (14, but 2 are off sick) taking 4 days, closing the street throughout, monitored by an elf 'n' safety plan, a project manager, a budget of £8k and allowing 4 tea-breaks a day and a couple of delays for Union meetings to achieve that ... & followed by 3 claims for Industrial Injury.

[Bruce Rioja]

Talking Bollocks

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 3013158149" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Worthy4England]

I want one of these

I want a much larger one of them.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Well, surprise, surprise...badger killing failing to target enough of them. Only 100 killed in Somerset so far, whereas the target is 700. That's because, f*ck heads, when out strolling with one's family, minding one's one business, and a sniper takes out a lived one, you don't hang around thinking "hmmm, I wonder who's next?". All you had to do was ask any Syrian. Maybe Syria is infested with TB. Whatever, in either case, it is a shit solution that requires major rethinking.