Today I'm happy about......

[Wandering Willy]

That looks great Dujon.

[Bijou Bob]

I want a go Dujon!!

On a doubly happy note today, my estate agent rang to say that two prospective tenants were fighting over my house, following which a nice occupational health doctor insisted that I work two days a week from home. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays............

[Prufrock]

Charles Tyrwhitt sale. *Bad Boyz 4 Lyf*

[Dujon]

Willy - It is.

Bob - Any time, old son, but only as a passenger.

Pru - If the shoe fits . . .

[Bijou Bob]

Charles Tyrwhitt sale. *Bad Boyz 4 Lyf*

I bought one of their shirts earlier this year. Great quality, but when it arrived I discovered that their idea of 'slim fit' is a size for someone between 15 and 18 stone. Feck knows how big their 'Regular' size is but I could happily have camped out in mine.

[General Mannerheim]

to think 2 months ago i was totally dependant on glassess or contact lenses, not just to read, drive or to use a computer but to actually see where i was going. incapacitated without them.

just been for my 8 week check up since the laser eye job and my vision is better than 20:20 (which i didnt know was possible) im about 20:16 apparently! best cash ive ever spent.

[thebish]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

[Gooner Girl]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

Get you with your staff. Posh or what.

[Bijou Bob]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

Does he do dishes?

[thebish]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

Does he do dishes?

am certainly gonna check! he's just been round - spotted my bike - and got his phone out to show me pics of the bike he had to sell a few weeks ago - he got all teary!! I like him!

[Little Green Man]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

Does he do dishes?

am certainly gonna check! he's just been round - spotted my bike - and got his phone out to show me pics of the bike he had to sell a few weeks ago - he got all teary!! I like him!

Teary? He sounds as soft as Gervais.

[Bijou Bob]

I have a feeling that went right over your head Bish!

[thebish]

I have a feeling that went right over your head Bish!

what - "hans that do dishes can be soft as your face"? nahh - I did give you a smiley credit!!

[Bijou Bob]

I thought it was worth a guffaw at least!

[thebish]

just taken on a gardener to do a couple of biggish jobs that i can't be arsed to do in the garden (digging through a big bed of hard clay soil infested with ivy and overgrown shrubs)

have taken him on purely and simply because I walked past his van whilst taking the dog out and liked his company name:

Gardening Hans

he is German - so am guessing he actually is called Hans...

Does he do dishes?

[Bijou Bob]

Visual sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

[thebish]

Visual sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

[Dujon]

I have finally cured my habit of reading BWFC match reports.

[Salford Trotter]

I found out on Friday that I'll be made redundant on 18th October and I'm really content. I'm looking forward to the future with a great deal of optimism

[Montreal Wanderer]

I found out on Friday that I'll be made redundant on 18th October and I'm really content. I'm looking forward to the future with a great deal of optimism

Well, you knew it was coming and had plans. Retirement is great!