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[bobo the clown]

it's a sunday sport story from last sunday... so it MUST be true! hah!

How have you come to know about it?

it was MY chimney!

I never knew that you are a fat little jock, I always thought you were a tall old man with a balding head and wears glasses.

snigger

[thebish]

^ tall? I'm happy with that! (the fat jock is an actor specifically chosenm not to look at all like me, I needed to keep my identity safe)

[jaffka]

^ tall? I'm happy with that! (the fat jock is an actor specifically chosenm not to look at all like me, I needed to keep my identity safe)

Touche

[mrkint]

Rewatching Police Squad!

They're all on youtube, too! amazing scenes.

[Annoyed Grunt]

[jaffka]

Football really does attract the best people

[Andy Waller]

Rewatching Police Squad!

They're all on youtube, too! amazing scenes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Possibly one of the funniest scenes in anything, ever..

[Bruce Rioja]

[mrkint]

book written by italian architect in 70s in a made up language

http://the-dimka.livejournal.com/6645.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:/

[bobo the clown]

ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS”:

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

[Annoyed Grunt]

They all want shooting!!!!

[Prufrock]

We've had this before and they're clearly taking the piss.

[mrkint]

Schrodinger's american, dead man walking etc

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24486718" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[thebish]

If Carling did pictures of Samuel L Jackson....

[a1]

carling's canadian , which you wouldn't think.

[Bruce Rioja]

carling's canadian , which you wouldn't think.

Initially, yes, but the brand's now owned by Molson Coors, who are American-Canadian. The shit that's served up over here is brewed in Burton and uses 100% British barley though. These bastards are now responsible for Marston's Pedigree too, but to be fair to them - so far, so good. I know this because one of my mates is a former Director there and he told me that when they decided to use the '100% British Barley' tagline in a billboard campaign they received letters of complaint from people claiming that they didn't like the new taste of it. The taste of it, of course, hadn't changed one iota as they've always used British barley, they just thought that mentioning it might appeal to demographic the brand's typical consumer. Still, it's the company's policy to send anyone and everyone that writes in to complain about any of their products an explanatory letter and a free slab of ale, so there you go if you fancy a free drink. Personally I find it pretty much unpalatable, but I might just write in saying that for a party I bought cask of Pedi that turned out a little cloudy, you know, just to see how I get on like?!

[Bruce Rioja]

I see this is doing the rounds on FB. Love it.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I see this is doing the rounds on FB. Love it.

Very good Bruce.

[jimbo]

I see this is doing the rounds on FB. Love it.

That's made my day!

[Annoyed Grunt]

How?!?