Today I'm happy about......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Before setting out tonight I managed to just rescue £70 out the back pocket of last night's sodden jeans before the wife put them through warm wash cycle no6. For that I am extremely happy.

[89bwfc89]

Cheers. a few people pulled their face at first but we really loved Little!

Little is actually my nickname due to being named after a family member! and I'm really short...

We have a Heidi too, she's a little bugger, so good luck

[Annoyed Grunt]

Today was a good day.......almost. I got the job I applied for but had to spend the afternoon in a meeting that got sidetracked. Sadly, the track chosen by others involved a lengthy discussion about the lack of elasticity in the vagina walls of ladies over 60.

I didn't have a huge amount to contribute.......

Wouldn't the dryness be more of a concern?

[Gooner Girl]

Congratulations General, lovely news.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today was a good day.......almost. I got the job I applied for but had to spend the afternoon in a meeting that got sidetracked. Sadly, the track chosen by others involved a lengthy discussion about the lack of elasticity in the vagina walls of ladies over 60.

I didn't have a huge amount to contribute.......

Good news on the job front there, Mate. Really pleased you got it sorted. Conversation in our office this afternoon (well, amongst the males and much to the derision of the females) got sidetracked onto the sexiness of the Cadbury's Caramel bunny.

[Wandering Willy]

Today was a good day.......almost. I got the job I applied for but had to spend the afternoon in a meeting that got sidetracked. Sadly, the track chosen by others involved a lengthy discussion about the lack of elasticity in the vagina walls of ladies over 60.

I didn't have a huge amount to contribute.......

Must be a bugger when you start losing your memory.

[Bijou Bob]

Give me some credit I'm only in my forties!

I must admit, after this afternoon's meeting, I'm more than happy I'm a bloke. I'm also very happy there were no colour slide presentations.

[LeverEnd]

Congratulations on the job BB. However your digression has reminded me of a trip to Benidorm. Sometimes I wish I could lose my memory.

[Salford Trotter]

Congrats BB...I've got myself a new job too so it's a double celebration.

[bobo the clown]

Congratulations on the job BB. However your digression has reminded me of a trip to Benidorm. Sometimes I wish I could lose my memory.

Wasn't called Deirdre was she ???

[LeverEnd]

Congratulations on the job BB. However your digression has reminded me of a trip to Benidorm. Sometimes I wish I could lose my memory.

Wasn't called Deirdre was she ???

YES and she had a shrine in the corner of the room with a clown statuette in the middle. It couldn't be, could it...?

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am very relieved that my lesson observation by the headmaster went really well. Phew. Had been stressing about it all week.

[bobo the clown]

Today I am very relieved that my lesson observation by the headmaster went really well. Phew. Had been stressing about it all week.

That's because you got pissed last night and were chatted up by old boyfriends.

You know what to do for the Ofstead review then !!

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am very relieved that my lesson observation by the headmaster went really well. Phew. Had been stressing about it all week.

That's because you got pissed last night and were chatted up by old boyfriends.

You know what to do for the Ofstead review then !!

The cheek of it! I was very well behaved last night i'll have you know!

[thebish]

GG drinks Perry - and not much of it, IIRC...

[Gooner Girl]

GG drinks Perry - and not much of it, IIRC...

I've never drunk Perry in my life. I'm not a big drinker but if I do I will have a glass of wine or an archers and lemonade. Can quite happily take or leave alcohol.

[bobo the clown]

GG drinks Perry - and not much of it, IIRC...

I've never drunk Perry in my life. I'm not a big drinker but if I do I will have a glass of wine or an archers and lemonade. Can quite happily take or leave alcohol.

protesting too much there I think.

[thebish]

GG drinks Perry - and not much of it, IIRC...

I've never drunk Perry in my life. I'm not a big drinker but if I do I will have a glass of wine or an archers and lemonade. Can quite happily take or leave alcohol.

ahh - my mistake - could have sworn I've seen you with archers pear cider...

[Gooner Girl]

GG drinks Perry - and not much of it, IIRC...

I've never drunk Perry in my life. I'm not a big drinker but if I do I will have a glass of wine or an archers and lemonade. Can quite happily take or leave alcohol.

ahh - my mistake - could have sworn I've seen you with archers pear cider...

Probably one of your many ex girlfriends!

[thebish]

i'm fairly sure I have bought you archers pear cider and lemonade... and at the time i said "here's your perry" and you asked me what perry was....