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Re: How Northern are you? Take the test....

Post by clapton is god » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:11 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:90%.
And it's a pasty not a pie.
And its a 'slappy' not a piebarm!
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Post by seanworth » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:16 pm

London. I assume they meant London Ontario which is off by a few thousand kms.
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Re: How Northern are you? Take the test....

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:22 pm

Should this thread not be "How Bolton are you?". North stretches a fair way up and what do Geordies and that lot know about pasty and peas or steak pudding chips and gravy?
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Post by a1 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:30 pm

does it ask you if you know what "bobbins" means ?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:49 pm

Prufrock wrote:I got 100%. I don't even think I'm that northern!
Probably puts you in Scotland. Their idea of North seems to be on the East Coast.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:50 pm

Yeah is very east based. 'Around Newcastle' is what it said. Unconvinced.
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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:00 pm

Prufrock wrote:I got 100%. I don't even think I'm that northern!
You clearly lied at the question -"when you were below the age of 25, did you ever wear a cardigan?"
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Re: How Northern are you? Take the test....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:04 pm

90%....... "somewhere around Middlesbrough". I probably got scored down as I'm about to have dinner. ;)
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:90%....... "somewhere around Middlesbrough". I probably got scored down as I'm about to have dinner. ;)
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:23 pm

Prufrock wrote:I got 100%. I don't even think I'm that northern!
^ this post is dull - can it be removed?? :wink:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:27 pm

10% northern, from somewhere around Bournemouth. Phew, thank goodness for that! ;)
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:29 pm

^ I do believe that's below the threshold for this forum... ;-)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:30 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:90%....... "somewhere around Middlesbrough". I probably got scored down as I'm about to have dinner. ;)
That, Bruce, was my downfall too.
And I'm having Bouillabaisse, but I think I got away with that. Mum's the word, eh?! ;)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:10% northern, from somewhere around Bournemouth. Phew, thank goodness for that! ;)
Un thar's only gettun that cuz tha were art ont' piss las' neet, Ar Lass. ;)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:10% northern, from somewhere around Bournemouth. Phew, thank goodness for that! ;)
Un thar's only gettun that cuz tha were art ont' piss las' neet, Ar Lass. ;)
Speak proper English will you?! ;)
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:39 pm

98%. I think that the fat I had a pint of mild this evening after work at The Brewery tap counteracted the fact that I haven't had chips and gravy for 2-3 weeks.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:45 pm

79%....
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Post by davroduk » Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:37 pm

100% Northern and FECKIN PROUD !!!!!!!
Not sure about the Newcastle b00l0ks, but there you go.
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:43 pm

100% Northern 8)
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Re: How Northern are you? Take the test....

Post by Dujon » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:11 pm

63% and somewhere in the delectable environs of Doncaster. :shock:

Ah well, it's 58 years since I departed the Sceptred Isle so I assume I'm allowed some leeway. :wink:
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