Checkmate...

[Jakerbeef]

Never retreat. Ever!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Never retreat. Ever!

Can't go forward or back at the moment - just hunkered down waiting for the explosion.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

so how do I find you lot on this chess.com thingy?
I think I've started a game with jakerbeef and one with Monty. But I'm not sure.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

where the fook is everybody?

[thebish]

^ oh bugger!! he seems to have found me now...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ oh bugger!! he seems to have found me now...

He has, but he don't know what he's doing. Is it in the right place, or should I have chosen Live Chess?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Anyway, currently have four on the go: Jakers, Monty, Bish and Dan... but only thebish one has actually kicked off.

[thebish]

spotty's persuaded the website to make his moves for him - instantly!!! help!!!

[thebish]

anyway - when he deigns to make a move for himself - plan is to scare him witless with horses! neiighhhhhhh!!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

spotty's persuaded the website to make his moves for him - instantly!!! help!!!

I don't know what's happened. I predicted you were going to do a move and then used something to the right that is no longer there. Help, what have I done?????

[thebish]

spotty's persuaded the website to make his moves for him - instantly!!! help!!!

I don't know what's happened. I predicted you were going to do a move and then used something to the right that is no longer there. Help, what have I done?????

i don't know - but it has stopped playing for you now! your go!

[mrkint]

it's under the conditional moves tab, on the right of the board.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

it's under the conditional moves tab, on the right of the board.

I thought that was like doodling, you know "what if?" I didn't realise the bloody thing was then going to commit those moves...

[Montreal Wanderer]

anyway - when he deigns to make a move for himself - plan is to scare him witless with horses! neiighhhhhhh!!!

I've accepted and waiting for him too. Hope the site doesn't go weird like the last time I had two games.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've never played simultaneously before. I am now.

[mrkint]

it's under the conditional moves tab, on the right of the board.

I thought that was like doodling, you know "what if?" I didn't realise the bloody thing was then going to commit those moves...

Click the 'analyse' button for doodling and stuff (no computer aides, don't worry). Conditional moves plays things automatically for you if you predict the next move he will play correctly.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

it's under the conditional moves tab, on the right of the board.

I thought that was like doodling, you know "what if?" I didn't realise the bloody thing was then going to commit those moves...

Click the 'analyse' button for doodling and stuff (no computer aides, don't worry). Conditional moves plays things automatically for you if you predict the next move he will play correctly.

I predicted what bish was going to do three moves into the future. I'm Nostradamus reborn

[Montreal Wanderer]

Both games in operation now - LLS made (so far) a normal opening - no Budapest, no Ponzianni - all very pleasant. Kinty meanwhile continues his blitzkrieg - he had a massive pawn chain to tank 6 - now pushed back a little.

Spoke too soon about Spotty - they are both moving simultaneously and I need a think.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I guess kinty might know this. How is White decided? It said something about randomness but is it weighted by rating points in any way? After my first game with kinty I have always been black. Can the players decide at all?

[thebish]

spotty has massacred the horses...