Pun free Leicester thread

[CrazyHorse]

Zat Knight starts a fight...

[CrazyHorse]

Knight and Vardy both given a yellow.

[CrazyHorse]

Lucky boy.

[TANGODANCER]

Knight having handbags and he might well be in bother and......the liner calls the ref and.....it might well be.......ayellow for both. Pushing, stamping and Knight gets a let off after grabbing his man.

[ChrisC]

Massive pressure from Leicester. We need someone to get on the ball and calm things down.

[Bijou Bob]

I'll take a point now!!

[TANGODANCER]

We got a free kick but they broke and Spearing cleared well. Come on Bolton, get sorted. Here we go and Moritz goes down but is okay. Some tackles flying in a bit. And....Lonergan whacks it, they send it out for a throw. Beckford gets flagged for offside. Ream, Chungy wins it then loses it and they get a free kick via Spearing...28 out and.....Knockart and......it's side fotted wide off a bar shot. A let-off "beat Lonnergan all ends up". They come again, we hack it clear. Again they have a go and....Mark Davies is coming on for........Moritz?

[ChrisC]

Moritz off carrying a knock.. Mavies on.

[TKIZ!]

My nerves aren't going to take too much more of this to be fair.

[TANGODANCER]

Baptiste getting a good word but Dyer's giving him a torrid time by the sound of it. Come on Whites, it's gettable and.....it gets back to Schmikel. Spearing clears, Morgan clears, now Drinkwater gets the groans from the home fans as he loses it. We can do this, one goal better than them and it will be wonderful. Now Mark Davies.....oooohhhh nand Schmikel makes a one handed wonder save. Corner.......and.....Mills just fails to connect.

[ChrisC]

Pen for them.

[DJBlu]

Fecking penalty again.

[Relentless09]

FFS

[CrazyHorse]

Saved!!! LOL!

[ChrisC]

Saveeeeeee

[TANGODANCER]

Mark Davies gets away and a homer does a Tom Daley to win a penalty. Commentators think it was a dive. MD escapes a card and it's Nugent and......Lonergan SAVVVVVVEEES IT....

[DJBlu]

Saved, get in!

[ChrisC]

4-3

[TANGODANCER]

What a cracking game for inceident.....and.......it's 4-3 them. Fxcking Dyer....

[DJBlu]

Baptiste again FFS. How many fecking times have we heard Dyer gets round the back cause of that c*nt.