West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Burnden Paddock]

3-0 down on 70 minutes. Blimey. Those fans will be furious. May I recommend KUMB today for anyone who's a bit bored.

Have to say I don't understand his formation ... and his substitutions have continued that rather than alter it.

Already been there.

[Burnden Paddock]

I think it's crashed.......

A bit like their season when Citeh stuff them in the LC this week.

[BWFC_Insane]

You know your career is dying when Roy Keane can mug you off and actually have a fair point at the same time....

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I've just watched Sam's post-match interview. He doesn't give a shite!

[Burnden Paddock]

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam 58s
fecking disgusted with that display. Making the lads watch me shit into a water balloon. They know what's coming next.

[bobo the clown]

I've just watched Sam's post-match interview. He doesn't give a shite!

To be, slightly, fair they are in a cup semi this week, so I guess he can sit on that and the injuries (surely exaggerated) and the importance of Premiership survival.

But 5-0 is beyond explaining away with a sneer.

[Bruce Rioja]

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam 58s
fecking disgusted with that display. Making the lads watch me shit into a water balloon. They know what's coming next.

[boltonboris]

Laughing at the final whistle.

Remember when that QPR full back did that and everyone hammered him, even though Redknapp was too but nobody mentioned that??

[LeverEnd]

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam 58s
fecking disgusted with that display. Making the lads watch me shit into a water balloon. They know what's coming next.

The only reason I joined twitter

[Athers]

Supposedly he had a meeting last week where it was likely that this approach was agreed for this game..

Doubt the Davids enjoy being embarrassed on TV though, and they will be again by City soon.

[BWFC_Insane]

Supposedly he had a meeting last week where it was likely that this approach was agreed for this game..

Doubt the Davids enjoy being embarrassed on TV though, and they will be again by City soon.

Allardyce is good at pulling out a result when he most needs one. And boy does he need one.....

[Zulus Thousand of em]

The chaps over at KUMB aren't happy chappies. Just spotted this little gem.

West Ham are seriously going to give me a ****ing break down.
What the **** are we doing?!?!?!!!?
We're turning in to some horrible Bolton/Birmingham ****ing hybrid.

You're not that good, you muppets.

Mind you, the statement was made when it was announced that they are going to sort out the shambles that is their central defence by the inspired loan acquisition of Roger Johnson from Wolves.

Nice one, Sam!

[Annoyed Grunt]

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He's got the backing of Gold & Sullivan...

[bobo the clown]

Mind you, the statement was made when it was announced that they are going to sort out the shambles that is their central defence by the inspired loan acquisition of Roger Johnson from Wolves.

Nice one, Sam!

These fans salivated for years over the prowess of Upson as a CH. Roger Johnson will look like feckin' Booby Moore by contrast.

[Lord Kangana]

They're also after Lescott from City.

[bobo the clown]

They're also after Lescott from City.

... now THERE is an ordinary player raised to heights due to the club which employs him.

[Bruce Rioja]

They're also after Lescott from City.

... now THERE is an ordinary player raised to heights due to the club which employs him.

Always thought (and still do think) that Lescott made a name for himself for the number of goals he actually scored for Everton rather than the amount he prevented. City with shitloads of cash just went round buying the players du jour.

[Lord Kangana]

Always thought Jagielka was the better of the partnership there anyway.

[LeverEnd]

I see they've chosen Roger Johnson from Wolves to keep them in the Prem, notwithstanding that he couldn't keep Wolves in either the Prem or the Championship. One to get the pulses racing.
He's also after some 8ft foreigner who sounds like the new Kevin Francis, if he's not careful opposition managers might guess his gameplan.

[Prufrock]

They'll be fine if they get Carroll fit. They took a huge eggs-in-one-basket gamble which spectacularly failed to pay off, but get him fit and get people back from injury and they've got enough.