Spotty's Little Known Facts

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:26 pm

Just before Christmas I read an article (cannot remember where) about a scientist requesting further data from dog owners, after he'd accidentally discovered a correlation between dogs pooing and their orientation facing either north or south and therefore seemingly pooing on a line with the Earth's magnetic field (but 60% of his data came from one dog: Nietz, a border collie). I was sceptical to say the least.
Then just after Xmas I downloaded an app (Star Map) which allows me to point my phone and see geomagnetic north/south among other things. So I've tracked my dog's poos and she's shat five times since (under the criteria) and every time has faced directly South. I don't mean a bit south, but exactly geomagnetic south. I'm gobsmacked.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:30 pm

The criteria, by the way are off lead, with no other dogs or humans close by, and owner standing at least 2 Meters from the dog when pooing.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:47 pm

Seven shits out of seven, now. And all directly facing south. Check your dog out!
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Post by Hoboh » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:38 pm

I hope you bagged and binned it.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:09 pm

Hoboh wrote:I hope you bagged and binned it.
In the middle of a field with no public access. Why the f*ck would I do that?
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:32 pm

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Hoboh wrote:I hope you bagged and binned it.
In the middle of a field with no public access. Why the f*ck would I do that?
If you leave it long enough they may start to show a pattern or image as viewed from above. Poop circles, a new phenomenon.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:47 pm

This morning I took the dog out. He had a poo so I checked to see if he was a compass dog....and he was facing...south.












I took him out this afternoon. He did it again. He was facing.................................................north...?
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:11 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:This morning I took the dog out. He had a poo so I checked to see if he was a compass dog....and he was facing...south.












I took him out this afternoon. He did it again. He was facing.................................................north...?
He clearly wasn't in a calm magnetic environment....

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:50 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:This morning I took the dog out. He had a poo so I checked to see if he was a compass dog....and he was facing...south.
Then
................. North in the afternoon

Directly geomsgnetic north or geomagnetic south are equally valid. The 'theory' is that the dog aligns along the earth's magnetic field. Anti-theory results are anything that deviates from the north-south axis.
Although I was a complete sceptic, I'm beginning to believe...
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:32 pm

As mentioned elsewhere :oops: :oops: ...... Steve Marriott, guitar and vocal God via the Small Faces and Humble Pie, played both Oliver and The Artful Dodger in Lionel Bart's original 1960 stage production of "Oliver".

It's his voice you will think of when you here the Artful Dodger tunes "Consider Yourself" and "I'd Do Anything".

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Post by Beefheart » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:48 pm

bobo the clown wrote:As mentioned elsewhere :oops: :oops: ...... Steve Marriott, guitar and vocal God via the Small Faces and Humble Pie, played both Oliver and The Artful Dodger in Lionel Bart's original 1960 stage production of "Oliver".

It's his voice you will think of when you here the Artful Dodger tunes "Consider Yourself" and "I'd Do Anything".

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:49 pm

bobo the clown wrote:As mentioned elsewhere :oops: :oops: ...... Steve Marriott, guitar and vocal God via the Small Faces and Humble Pie, played both Oliver and The Artful Dodger in Lionel Bart's original 1960 stage production of "Oliver".

It's his voice you will think of when you here the Artful Dodger tunes "Consider Yourself" and "I'd Do Anything".

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:07 pm

Here?
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:As mentioned elsewhere :oops: :oops: ...... Steve Marriott, guitar and vocal God via the Small Faces and Humble Pie, played both Oliver and The Artful Dodger in Lionel Bart's original 1960 stage production of "Oliver".

It's his voice you will think of when you here the Artful Dodger tunes "Consider Yourself" and "I'd Do Anything".

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It did.

He'd spit (again) from his then girlfriend due to his drinking. It's believed he went to bed pissed and was smoking and fell asleep.

It was a thatched b&w place in rural Essex.

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:28 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.....

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Re: Spotty's Little Known Facts

Post by thebish » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:53 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.....
hmmm... you should put this in the general chit-chat thread! :wink:

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:59 pm

thebish wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.....
hmmm... you should put this in the general chit-chat thread! :wink:
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Re: Spotty's Little Known Facts

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:55 pm

Inspired by a Pencilbiter reference - if you put Bongo Bongo land into Google Maps it takes you to Godfrey Bloom's house. Try it. :)
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Re: Spotty's Little Known Facts

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:20 pm

Just did.

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Re: Spotty's Little Known Facts

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:26 pm

Robert the Bruce came up in Only Connect. The name Bruce is thought to be Scottish (or common in Australian university Philosophy departments :wink: ). It is a little known fact that King Robert's family were not Scottish, but principally Norman. His ancestor had come over with William the Conqueror and the family name was up to and including his father 'de Brus' or 'de Bruis' from the area they originally hailed from (Bruis castle, Normandy). It was changed to 'the Bruce' so his new subjects could pronounce it.
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