TW Caption competition - part three...

[bobo the clown]

Winner

Olga looked back to take a sneaky peak at her new Homer Simpson tattooed foot.

Indisputably the case that the left foot looks like Homer Simpson and really you must have looked very closely to have noticed.

So, for having, and so publically admitting to, a foot-fetish ... over to you, Hopeful.

[Always hopeful]

Winner

Olga looked back to take a sneaky peak at her new Homer Simpson tattooed foot.

Indisputably the case that the left foot looks like Homer Simpson and really you must have looked very closely to have noticed.

So, for having, and so publically admitting to, a foot-fetish... over to you, Hopeful.

Thanks

Actually, on closer inspection, it looks more like the love child of Homer, Marge and ET

Unfortunately, I won't have the requisite time available for a good few days to choose and post a suitable photo. So in order to keep the thread moving, I'll hand my 'winnings' open to the first person to post a photo. Fill yer boots.

[Andy Waller]

How about this?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The Ping Pong Association of Great Britain put their archive pictures online for the first time today...

[thebish]

How about this?

i think you've just broken the caption thread!

[TANGODANCER]

Hell's.....Bells

[Prufrock]

I feel this award is a fitting tribute not only to myself, but to all of my backroom staff included.

[thebish]

I'd like to present this award to the manager of the team we are playing on Saturday - their manager is really great and smashing and super. It's a privilege to be sat at the same side of the pitch as him.

[LeverEnd]

Hell's.....Bells

Bit of Tippex and red marker at home...it'll soon read 'Barclays'.

[bobo the clown]

When Waller said he was posting a picture of a tw@t I thought it would be a nude.

[CrazyHorse]

Alvin Stardust had really let himself go since winning the scotch drinker of the year award.

[Andy Waller]

I feel this award is a fitting tribute not only to myself, but to all of my backroom staff included.

You're the shining wit this time! Take it away...

[Prufrock]

Why fankoo!

Here you go:

[Lost Leopard Spot]

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Dog: what's the number of the RSPCA again?

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why fankoo!

Here you go:

Dog: Why couldn't I have been turned into an Ugg boot?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've been meaning to ask for a long time now Martha, will you take it from behind?

[Andy Waller]

Why fankoo!

Here you go:

Dog: "I hope to God's sake I'm just for Christmas..."

[Lost Leopard Spot]

...It's only just begu-uuuu-un.

[Always hopeful]

The wags at the maternity ward hadn't expected their practical joke to last this long.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Come on Pru, pull yer finger out...