TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:15 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Come on Pru, pull yer finger out...
An interesting twist. Find a photo to match the caption, eh?! ;)

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:57 am

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Always hopeful » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:26 pm

^ Thanks. I'd almost forgotten about this thread!

Next...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:29 pm

Always hopeful wrote:^ Thanks. I'd almost forgotten about this thread!

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:33 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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I knew I shouldn't have used one of those new Romanian mechanics.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:04 pm

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What does this red button do? oh... feck!!
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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"Ooops, I shouldn't have had those extra beans with dinner!!!"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:27 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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thebish wrote:Image

What does this red button do? oh... feck!!
Tough decision, but this wins! Over to you your holiness.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:44 pm

Always hopeful wrote:
thebish wrote:Image

What does this red button do? oh... feck!!
Tough decision, but this wins! Over to you your holiness.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Always hopeful » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:10 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Always hopeful wrote:
thebish wrote:Image

What does this red button do? oh... feck!!
Tough decision, but this wins! Over to you your holiness.
It's like Waiting for God...oh.
Bish, would you like to claim your winnings, or should I pass it onto someone else?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:50 pm

it's always best to keep LLS waiting - otherwise he explodes...
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Always hopeful » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:59 pm

thebish wrote:it's always best to keep LLS waiting - otherwise he explodes...
That's as maybe, but others are (probably) waiting too.

Do you want to post a photo or not?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:02 pm

Always hopeful wrote:
thebish wrote:it's always best to keep LLS waiting - otherwise he explodes...
That's as maybe, but others are (probably) waiting too.

Do you want to post a photo or not?
Yeah. Pull your finger out yer God bothering sod.
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