West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[bobo the clown]

Bargainous tickets for the second leg.

Just taken some notice of this ... see those prices. For a match where they are already 0-6 down.

OK, pre-determined, but it's "from £32" even for season ticket holders ffs. They'll be lucky to get 10,000.

Oh .... & note that phone number !!

[LeverEnd]

OK, sweepstake, how many minutes til Carroll's next injury? I'll say 66, you know, just plucked it out of thin air.

[Prufrock]

I'm going to go broader and say any time from 19 up to then^.

[Bruce Rioja]

I'll say within his first 19 minutes then.

[LeverEnd]

See if you two are right that will see the end of Sam and I don't want that to happen, or at least not until after the transfer window closes. I'm hoping the next manager will be stuck withe ageing/injured players that Sam will leave behind.

[bwfcdan94]

I reckon he will play 1966 seconds, now you lot can work out what that is in minutes.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I reckon he will play 1966 seconds, now you lot can work out what that is in minutes.

33 minutes and 16....but seeing as it was his comeback game, the post was pointless....

[LeverEnd]

I see the Sun claimed Ravel Morrison had threatened to strike to secure a move to Fulham. You could have put money on that headline appearing irrespective of whether there was any truth in it. Apparently there isn't. Cnuts (The Sun and Ravel as well, just because).

[Athers]

I see the Sun claimed Ravel Morrison had threatened to strike to secure a move to Fulham. You could have put money on that headline appearing irrespective of whether there was any truth in it. Apparently there isn't. Cnuts (The Sun and Ravel as well, just because).

On the same day, sister paper The Times said there was no truth in it.

[LeverEnd]

I see the Sun claimed Ravel Morrison had threatened to strike to secure a move to Fulham. You could have put money on that headline appearing irrespective of whether there was any truth in it. Apparently there isn't. Cnuts (The Sun and Ravel as well, just because).

On the same day, sister paper The Times said there was no truth in it.

I don't think there is. Just tabloid nice people assuming something is likely to happen and then pretending it already has.

[boltonboris]

I'm sure it's bollocks, but Jesus. This lad has so much ability. If he sorted his head out, ditched his dickhead mates and concentrated on football, he could look at moving way up the footballing ladder rather than a sideways step to another relegation candidate.

an absolute crying shame that he's a bell-end

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Whisper it.

Andy Carroll is not very good.

[Dr Hotdog]

David Gold on Twittsvile:
"We are out of both cup competition having been beaten 5-0 and 9-0 this is a low point in the history of our great club. We must re group and prepare our selves for a tough relegation battle, players are returning from injury and together we can survive."

[Dr Hotdog]

They've just splashed €700,000 on Marco Boriello on loan for the rest of the season & probably around the same amount for his Italian team-mate Antonio Nocerino.

I sure as shit hope they come down here at the end of a fruitless end to the campaign.

[thebish]

lots to be interested in in that west ham game last night..

1) mourinho describing west ham's football as "19th century football" - wtf does that mean? what was football like in the 19th century? My guess is that had west ham turned out a "19th century" display - ALL of the chelsea team would have feld for their lives after 5mins...
2) if it means boring negative defensive football - then - {cough} pot and kettle??
3) west ham fans lap it up - a hard-won point against chelsea - but what of playing the West Ham way?? eh? eh?
4) BigSam has made a career out of riling the likes of Mourinho - we LOVED it when managers moaned about us like that...

[Lord Kangana]

If it was 19th century football it wouldn't have included West Ham. F A C T spells fact. With nobs on.

(I have a terrible feeling that I haven't verified my facts here, but lets live dangerously.)

[Bruce Rioja]

Nabbed off of DSB's skinny jeans and galoshes wearing bunch of scruffs.

[thebish]

^

[LeverEnd]

If it was 19th century football it wouldn't have included West Ham. F A C T spells fact. With nobs on.

(I have a terrible feeling that I haven't verified my facts here, but lets live dangerously.)

Wonderfully exciting apparently, up yours Jose.( PS Watch him copy Sam's tactics against City like he did against Barca)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25958046

[bwfcdan94]

I swear most football matches used to end 0-0 when football began as it were. Look at the first international between ourselves and the Scots. Liked the stats Bruce, funny that BSA is still up to his old tricks again.