TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Always hopeful » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:07 pm

Give one five.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:23 pm

"but then get this. He made Zat Knight captain!"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Always hopeful » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:49 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:"but then get this. He made Zat Knight captain!"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:10 pm

I might not live to find out - who did shoot JR, Larry?
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:43 pm

"... and I said to her ".... If you don't want to wear a seatbelt don't you bother" ... "
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:06 am

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:15 pm

Royals put 7 past Bolton. Hat trick hero says

"Yes, one thought it was a piece of pi55"
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:15 pm

bobo the clown wrote:"... and I said to her ".... If you don't want to wear a seatbelt don't you bother" ... "

Ooh, that's awful...But I like it...


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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:33 pm

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The French national football team were keen to cultivate a certain stereotype. :mrgreen:
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Hoboh » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:48 pm

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Freedman signs a last min forward, 'the boy's good with his feet' he was quoted.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:04 am

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Fish out of water comments were misinterpreted by Dougie.

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:20 am

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We want to make sure Marvin feels at home after his recall, said Dougie.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Villarreal fans stage protest against foreign owner's new kit change.



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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:49 am

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After the shambles in Qatar nobody had really believed that FIFA would go ahead and award the 2034 World Cup to Vanuatu
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:52 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Image
Ashley Young was getting even more brazen with his diving...
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...

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