Today I'm happy about......

[Annoyed Grunt]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

Bet you ate it aswell didn't you.

No, the pancakes didn't turn out right.......

[LeverEnd]

Reminds me of this from game of Thrones:

Tyrion Lannister: When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Managed to get a discounted 2TB Sky box......

[Worthy4England]

Managed to get a discounted 2TB Sky box......

You should have been out looking for fecking decking!!!!

[bobo the clown]

2 weeks of dry, mild, decent weather is forecasted from the weekend. You know, they can even be a tiny bit wrong and I'll still take it.

[Worthy4England]

2 weeks of dry, mild, decent weather is forecasted from the weekend. You know, they can even be a tiny bit wrong and I'll still take it.

On the grounds they forecast snow last weekend, as we rocked up at the Bok in shirt-sleeves, I'd take that with a large pinch of salt

[bobo the clown]

2 weeks of dry, mild, decent weather is forecasted from the weekend. You know, they can even be a tiny bit wrong and I'll still take it.

On the grounds they forecast snow last weekend, as we rocked up at the Bok in shirt-sleeves, I'd take that with a large pinch of salt

Rock salt ???

Anyway, the lawn-mower is serviced, fuelled and ready to go. I'll keep you updated.

[Worthy4England]

2 weeks of dry, mild, decent weather is forecasted from the weekend. You know, they can even be a tiny bit wrong and I'll still take it.

On the grounds they forecast snow last weekend, as we rocked up at the Bok in shirt-sleeves, I'd take that with a large pinch of salt

Rock salt ???

Anyway, the lawn-mower is serviced, fuelled and ready to go. I'll keep you updated.

Bastard! I'll tell my gardener, that bloody tank top wearing pillock down the road will probably be out at weekend doing his, so he needs to do ours.

[danhorwich]

Oasis are re mastering and reproducing their first 3 albums and we all know what the next step on is from there, A reunion, I always thought they would come back together this year.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Managed to get a discounted 2TB Sky box......

You should have been out looking for fecking decking!!!!

You sound like my Mrs......

[Bijou Bob]

I've just emerged from a long meeting. Not usually one of my favourite events, but I've spent the last two hours trying not to laugh out loud.

The Chair for the meeting is a lovely, but rather erm, unfortunate looking lady. In her early 50's, she turned up to the meeting wearing a browny/mustard coloured jacket, with her short, dark hair parted to one side and sat hunched over the table. Unfortunately, she has rather a problem with facial hair. Granted, she had clearly tried to do something with her top lip, but missed a large swathe of tache just under her nostrils.

2 hours in the Fuhrerbunker. Best meeting ever.

[Prufrock]

[bobo the clown]

So .... what making this woman so happy ???

[Annoyed Grunt]

So .... what making this woman so happy ???

So gets a pop-sicle.....

[danhorwich]

I found out today that I am only person on any of the 3 accountancy courses in my college to have an 100%
attendance record and I have had to deal with some nasty bugs just as everyone has. The difference is that we haven't had decent heating in our house(because its an old house) for the last year and the mould had a go all Winter until I did something about it so I therefore am immune to the wet, the damp and the cold.
I think my generation is a lot less inclined to go to work/college if they feel unwell. My motto is if I can move
im going. Simple as that.

[Harry Genshaw]

I found out today that I am only person on any of the 3 accountancy courses in my college to have an 100%
attendance record and I have had to deal with some nasty bugs just as everyone has. The difference is that we haven't had decent heating in our house(because its an old house) for the last year and the mould had a go all Winter until I did something about it so I therefore am immune to the wet, the damp and the cold.
I think my generation is a lot less inclined to go to work/college if they feel unwell. My motto is if I can move
im going. Simple as that.

Well done Dan. That work ethic will stand you in good stead in future years. Until that is, you have to take time off for something serious, then the HR Nazis will be after you

[CrazyHorse]

So .... what making this woman so happy ???

She's laughing at the league of gentlemen tribute to her right?

[bobo the clown]

Sperm.

[Gooner Girl]

Sperm.

[bobo the clown]

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It just appears a little unseemly to dash onto some Court steps, with your mother, and beam like that coz you've got your hands on some sperm.