Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

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Re: Insert pun here! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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Bruce Rioja wrote:'Brighton is the gay capital of Britain' - London Evening Standard.

They won't like it up 'em.

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Post by Lennon'sEleven » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:36 pm

Brighton (Br)easy?
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:28 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Hove-is south, but Hovis is north. :wink:
Although that advert was shot in Dorset...

("In Dorset? Why yes, I'd thoroughly recommend it...")

My thread title would've been Perfidious Albion...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:31 pm

Dougie'sEleven wrote:Brighton (Br)easy?
I like this one. Enoch...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:44 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Hove-is south, but Hovis is north. :wink:
Although that advert was shot in Dorset...("In Dorset? Why yes, I'd thoroughly recommend it...")

My thread title would've been Perfidious Albion...
Quite a bit of Lawrence of Arabia was shot in Spain . Didn't make him a flamenco dancer.. :wink:
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Post by TonyDomingos » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:14 pm

Ok, fact fans, here are the main points about the visitors.

They're on a decent run: beat QPR last night, which means they've won four of the last six (losing only to the in-form Wiggin). Away from home, they've W6 D5 L5. Unsurprisingly, they keep it tight at the back* having conceded just 12 goals away from home this season. That said, they've also only scored 12.

All of which leads me to conclude that, despite Dougie reverting to 4-4-2 for this one, it'll be 1-1. But, I wouldn't rule out a 2-1 win or a 0-1 defeat.

*my homophobic pun for the thread title.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:20 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:they keep it tight at the back*

*my homophobic pun for the thread title.
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Post by Enoch » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:32 am

Well I'm thinking this is still wide open.

Plenty of great efforts, every one a gem. Nothing quite on the money as yet.

A couple of my personal favourites, 'They won't like it up 'em' and 'they keep it tight at the back', I excluded for a combination of being a touch too homophobic and factually incorrect.

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:37 am

*The way Freedman makes substitutions, I'd not get excited. If we go one Up,son, Davies-ily got enough to come back*
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:59 pm

Somewhat better than our current left back, pity he's not here to repeat this against the seagulls. (And remember Moreno?)

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Post by Enoch » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:06 pm

I guess they'll be missing Andrews for this. He's been a regular for the last few months.

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Post by officer_dibble » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:19 pm

Could be the usual pre game lies and deceit but Beckfords not 'dougie fit' and Masons ill.

Was happy with a solid point at Derby but I want the 442 diamond and 6 goals against Brighton!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:27 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Could be the usual pre game lies and deceit but Beckfords not 'dougie fit' and Masons ill.

Was happy with a solid point at Derby but I want the 442 diamond and 6 goals against Brighton!
B.N has Mason with an ear infection and not yet decided fit or not for Saturday. He's being monitored . "Matt Mills is still a week away from returning to training, while Jermaine Beckford is still doubtful. Longer-term absentees Joe Riley (knee), Marc Tierney (broken leg), Stu Holden (knee) and Darren Pratley (shoulder) are definitely out."
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:12 pm

Joe Riley's out !!!!!

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:50 pm

This Beckford thing is getting ridiculous. He's been a week away for about 6 weeks.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:34 pm

LeverEnd wrote:This Beckford thing is getting ridiculous. He's been a week away for about 6 weeks.
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Re: Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:23 am

No singing songs about gay homosexuals - or you'll be in bother.

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Re: Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

Post by knobby » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:34 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:No singing songs about gay homosexuals - or you'll be in bother.

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/110 ... ?ref=var_0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by wigan white » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:No singing songs about gay homosexuals - or you'll be in bother.

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/110 ... ?ref=var_0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

Post by Relentless09 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:25 pm

Surely this applies to every match ? Is there homophobic chanting at the Reebok ?

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