Today I'm angry about.....

[wigan white]

Me ... not taking notice.

I use a mouth wash. I have no idea if it has any real benefits but good hygiene is no bad thing. The one I use is called 'Dentyl Active' and comes in a format which has an oil based element and a water based one with the fragrance etc. If it's left alone the two separate and the oil sits atop of the coloured water bit. Before use you give it a shake it to mix it up.

... or you SHOULD give it a shake to mix it up. This morning I took a gob full of oily stuff. A single piece of advice ..... don't do this. I feel like I've swum in the Torrey Canyon.

FFFNNNNAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[wigan white]

Made that mistake too! Back to purple Listerine, ta.

Any relation to Purple Acky?

[bwfcdan94]

I suspect you wouldn't want to wash your mouth out with anything of Purple Akis.

Uww. If only my puke smile still worked.

[Always hopeful]

Me ... not taking notice.

I use a mouth wash. I have no idea if it has any real benefits but good hygiene is no bad thing. The one I use is called 'Dentyl Active' and comes in a format which has an oil based element and a water based one with the fragrance etc. If it's left alone the two separate and the oil sits atop of the coloured water bit. Before use you give it a shake it to mix it up.

... or you SHOULD give it a shake to mix it up. This morning I took a gob full of oily stuff. A single piece of advice ..... don't do this. I feel like I've swum in the Torrey Canyon.

Reminds me of something my sister and her partner did on holiday in Germany last summer.

Soon after settling down to a meal in a swanky restaurant. The waitor brought over to their table a couple of small glasses of what they thought were complimentary drinks. They weren't sure what it was, but rather than offend, decided to down them. The look of bemusement of the waitor and amusement of the other customers, was met soon afterwards by my sister's realisation that they'd just necked acouple of glasses of oil that the waitor was about to light and create a couple of romantic oil candles.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Boko Haram... fine upstanding representitives of humanity. Cvnts.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Boko Haram... fine upstanding representitives of humanity. Cvnts.

While I often disagree with your generalizations about Muslims, I'm with you concerning this lot.

[Hoboh]

Boko Haram... fine upstanding representitives of humanity. Cvnts.

While I often disagree with your generalizations about Muslims, I'm with you concerning this lot.

I quite enjoyed a whiter shade of pale actually.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Boko Haram... fine upstanding representitives of humanity. Cvnts.

While I often disagree with your generalizations about Muslims, I'm with you concerning this lot.

I quite enjoyed a whiter shade of pale actually.

One of the Stand Out Annoyances of the twentieth century, I found

[Prufrock]

Bollocks advertising.

Bus just gone past the window at work advertising BT Broadband for JUST £8 PER MONTH! Then underneath, '£8 for the first 6 months, £16 thereafter. Plus £15.99 line rental.'

So that'll be £23.99 per month, for six months, then £31.99 for the next six then. How the feck can they advertise that as £8 per month?! I bought four gig tickets recently that were advertised at under £12 something recently, yet my total bill was over £60.

It's bollocks. It'd be like advertising shoes by saying,

"SHOES ONLY £3 EACH

First shoe £3, second shoe £67. Shoes only sold in pairs."

[Athers]

Bollocks advertising.

Bus just gone past the window at work advertising BT Broadband for JUST £8 PER MONTH! Then underneath, '£8 for the first 6 months, £16 thereafter. Plus £15.99 line rental.'

So that'll be £23.99 per month, for six months, then £31.99 for the next six then. How the feck can they advertise that as £8 per month?! I bought four gig tickets recently that were advertised at under £12 something recently, yet my total bill was over £60.

It's bollocks. It'd be like advertising shoes by saying,

"SHOES ONLY £3 EACH

First shoe £3, second shoe £67. Shoes only sold in pairs."

FYI that's Fibre broadband 40/10 with £100 Sainsbury's voucher if you sign up online and free BT Sport..

[Prufrock]

nicely done, sir!

[bwfcdan94]

Well the football season's over, Saturdays now become a carbon copy of Sundays. Bring on August.

[TANGODANCER]

Well the football season's over, Saturdays now become a carbon copy of Sundays. Bring on August.

Buy a cheap pair of binoculars and get out and about away from town centres for a bit. You'll find that a lot of the places you deride are actually very nice. Get yourself a sketch book and take up drawing, or even watch cricket. Life's all in front of you, get out there and enjoy it.

[bwfcdan94]

I can't draw to save my life, I do like cricket although since the local council decided to build houses on the towns cricket pitch it has become more difficult to watch. What towns that I have called shi*holes do you recommend I revisit and see the outskirts of.

[TANGODANCER]

I can't draw to save my life, I do like cricket although since the local council decided to build houses on the towns cricket pitch it has become more difficult to watch. What towns that I have called shi*holes do you recommend I revisit and see the outskirts of.

Well, you could start with Burnley...

[bwfcdan94]

Ok, I will make sure I revisit between now and the start of next season.

[Nicko58]

Well the football season's over, Saturdays now become a carbon copy of Sundays. Bring on August.

Fear not, Dan. It's a World Cup year.

[bobo the clown]

Well the football season's over, Saturdays now become a carbon copy of Sundays. Bring on August.

Fear not, Dan. It's a World Cup year.

... but the World is a shithole !!

[Dujon]

Ne'er mind, Dan, it gives you about 13 weeks to concentrate fully on finding permanent employment. Go for it, young fella.

[bwfcdan94]

Ne'er mind, Dan, it gives you about 13 weeks to concentrate fully on finding permanent employment. Go for it, young fella.

and revise. Your right having Saturdays three is going to be a bonus in some ways. As for the world cup, well I struggle to get excited about our national team because none of them care and just see it as more work like how us mere mortals would see having to stay late at work/school on an evening. If I was going or if I thought the players cared then I would be fully behind our national side but as patriotic as I am I just don't feel anything likes the same sort of emotion as I do for my club. Don't get me wrong half the players who play for us don't care about our club but at least I can go and watch that, at least there is a sense of unity. Going by those who have been following England for many years England games attract the worse 1% of football fans from every club the loutish racist sort that bring disgrace to our country and inevitably what happens is groups start forming Northerners vs Southerners, Mancs vs Scoucers, different London clubs not getting along. So even if I could afford to watch England I wouldn't as there is just to many idiots that go even now. Given the silly hours of the games I doubt I will pay any interest at all really.