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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat May 03, 2014 10:14 am

Dujon wrote::shock: That is an abomination in any language. Those who built it should have been, at the least, sent to coventry. The purchasers for the retail outlet should have been put in the stocks. Whoever bought it (if anyone actually did) should undergo a section review.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat May 03, 2014 10:38 am

So that's what SCS stands for.
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Post by thebish » Sat May 03, 2014 11:35 am

bad maths makes me very cross... :twisted: (and these people run my bank!)

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Post by Prufrock » Sat May 03, 2014 11:38 am

Bank Holiday ends 4PM Monday, didn't anyone tell you?
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat May 03, 2014 11:40 am

I think you need an i in run, thebish.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat May 03, 2014 2:39 pm

thebish wrote:bad maths makes me very cross... :twisted: (and these people run my bank!)

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The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat May 03, 2014 2:52 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
thebish wrote:bad maths makes me very cross... :twisted: (and these people run my bank!)

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The Co-op, the wine or the Bank Holiday?
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat May 03, 2014 3:57 pm

The Co-op. It's sad to see how they have gone down the pan.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon May 05, 2014 3:32 pm

Earwax! I've noticed it's either neither or both ears affected, never one or the other...what's that about? It's not like my ears have a connecting tube through my brain. Usually my ears are barren but occassionally there's enough output to create a mini harvest, but it's always symmetrical to both lugs.
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Post by thebish » Tue May 06, 2014 5:47 pm

we've all been there.... 8)

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/06/mis ... -shopping/
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue May 06, 2014 6:27 pm

thebish wrote:we've all been there.... 8)

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/06/mis ... -shopping/
I went there a couple of times, and then vowed never to revisit that particular country. Never been there since, and that was decades ago. 8) Sometimes you just have to say NO.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 06, 2014 11:44 pm

I quite like it. Plenty reading done sat outside changing rooms
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Post by Dujon » Wed May 07, 2014 1:27 am

I was wondering whether or not to put this in the joke thread but decided to put it here. I'm sure that bobo will appreciate and others think it some sort of techno blasphemy. It's funny.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed May 07, 2014 6:35 am

Dujon wrote:I was wondering whether or not to put this in the joke thread but decided to put it here. I'm sure that bobo will appreciate and others think it some sort of techno blasphemy. It's funny.

http://blogs.abc.net.au/files/axis-of-a ... ones-1.mp3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Very much so. Ta Dujon.
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Post by thebish » Wed May 07, 2014 12:37 pm

Prufrock wrote:I quite like it. Plenty reading done sat outside changing rooms
and that's not even when you're out with your missus! ;-)
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Post by boltonboris » Wed May 07, 2014 1:17 pm

Prufrock wrote:I quite like it. Plenty reading done sat outside changing rooms
Get to watch birds coming in and out too
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed May 07, 2014 1:51 pm

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Prufrock wrote:I quite like it. Plenty reading done sat outside changing rooms
Get to watch birds coming in and out too
... which allows me to re-tell the tale if a time I was sitting near the ladies changing room as Mrs Clown tried on yet another 7 harlequin dresses and a woman came out, did a twirl & asked her bored looking other half the fateful question " ... do you think it makes my bum look big ?" ...

... to receive the splendid reply " ... why wouldn't it ?".
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Wed May 07, 2014 2:35 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:The Co-op. It's sad to see how they have gone down the pan.
Yeah, and wouldn't it be a bit crap for which ever firm has just won the audit of Co-op Bank, oh...hang on...
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed May 07, 2014 2:39 pm

Beefheart wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:The Co-op. It's sad to see how they have gone down the pan.
Yeah, and wouldn't it be a bit crap for which ever firm has just won the audit of Co-op Bank, oh...hang on...
remember to search the boardroom cupboards for drugs... (Q. is this cocaine an Asset or a Liability?)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Wed May 07, 2014 2:52 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:The Co-op. It's sad to see how they have gone down the pan.
Yeah, and wouldn't it be a bit crap for which ever firm has just won the audit of Co-op Bank, oh...hang on...
remember to search the boardroom cupboards for drugs... (Q. is this cocaine an Asset or a Liability?)
I don't think you could capitalise cocaine unless your business was selling cocaine (I wonder if drug dealers use double-entry bookkeeping...), I think it would just be a business expense that wouldn't sit on the balance sheet, but I would have to check the appropriate accounting standard to make sure.

Thankfully, I can't see me working on that audit as I have zero Financial Services experience...though that didn't stop Paul Flowers.
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