Today I'm angry about.....

[Gooner Girl]

so - let's get this straight.. you're angry about not being able to have sex on the beach (presumably with hubbie) because your kids and inlaws are in the way and stopping you getting on with it?

If the in-laws were being supportive they'd take the grandkids for a 5 minute stroll.

Just 5 minutes?!

[bobo the clown]

so - let's get this straight.. you're angry about not being able to have sex on the beach (presumably with hubbie) because your kids and inlaws are in the way and stopping you getting on with it?

If the in-laws were being supportive they'd take the grandkids for a 5 minute stroll.

Just 5 minutes?!

I as giving you time to clean up as well.

[Gooner Girl]

so - let's get this straight.. you're angry about not being able to have sex on the beach (presumably with hubbie) because your kids and inlaws are in the way and stopping you getting on with it?

If the in-laws were being supportive they'd take the grandkids for a 5 minute stroll.

Just 5 minutes?!

I as giving you time to clean up as well.

Mrs bobo is a lucky, lucky woman...

[Bruce Rioja]

so - let's get this straight.. you're angry about not being able to have sex on the beach (presumably with hubbie) because your kids and inlaws are in the way and stopping you getting on with it?

If the in-laws were being supportive they'd take the grandkids for a 5 minute stroll.

Just 5 minutes?!

It's not all about you, is it?

[Gooner Girl]

Just 5 minutes?!

It's not all about you, is it?

Is it not?!

[bwfcdan94]

You could use your phone to talk to them instead. Old fashioned I know...

As some people on here can testify, my phone is crap as an actual phone. I have a habit of accidentally muting it...

Does anyone on this forum know both you and me, as I reckon my phone would give yours a good running in the crapiness stakes, 2004 Samsung.

[Gary the Enfield]

You could use your phone to talk to them instead. Old fashioned I know...

As some people on here can testify, my phone is crap as an actual phone. I have a habit of accidentally muting it...

Does anyone on this forum know both you and me, as I reckon my phone would give yours a good running in the crapiness stakes, 2004 Samsung.

I think everyone on this forum knows you both, as your on this forum.

[bobo the clown]

You could use your phone to talk to them instead. Old fashioned I know...

As some people on here can testify, my phone is crap as an actual phone. I have a habit of accidentally muting it...

Does anyone on this forum know both you and me, as I reckon my phone would give yours a good running in the crapiness stakes, 2004 Samsung.

I think everyone on this forum knows you both, as your on this forum.

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

[Gooner Girl]

You could use your phone to talk to them instead. Old fashioned I know...

As some people on here can testify, my phone is crap as an actual phone. I have a habit of accidentally muting it...

Does anyone on this forum know both you and me, as I reckon my phone would give yours a good running in the crapiness stakes, 2004 Samsung.

I think everyone on this forum knows you both, as your on this forum.

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

Errr no. I give my number to a select few.

[thebish]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

You live in cloud cuckoo land, you

[bwfcdan94]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

You live in cloud cuckoo land, you

is that a back handed insult to me or GG or are you just saying Bish is loopy, which we all knew he was anyway?

[Gooner Girl]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

You live in cloud cuckoo land, you

is that a back handed insult to me or GG or are you just saying Bish is loopy, which we all knew he was anyway?

No offence Dan, but I prefer my men slightly older and more mature then whipper snappers like you. I'm quite sure you wouldn't be interested in a geriatric 33 year old anyway. I think it was Bish he was referring to.

[bwfcdan94]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

You live in cloud cuckoo land, you

is that a back handed insult to me or GG or are you just saying Bish is loopy, which we all knew he was anyway?

No offence Dan, but I prefer my men slightly older and more mature then whipper snappers like you. I'm quite sure you wouldn't be interested in a geriatric 33 year old anyway. I think it was Bish he was referring to.

None taken I'm not interested in Arsenal fans with annoying kids who piss everywhere. You should watch that Bishop he has a dirty mind I tell ya.

[LeverEnd]

Well, I think thy should share mobile number and have a good natter. They'd know whose phone was worst then.

Sorted.

and having swapped numbers, they could meet up and have sex on the beach lasting more than 5mins and we wouldn't have to come on TW and read about GG being angry about her phone or being disappointed about all the missed opportunites for her sex life...

then we could talk about net spend - or averages and means and medians... and everyone would be happy...

You live in cloud cuckoo land, you

is that a back handed insult to me or GG or are you just saying Bish is loopy, which we all knew he was anyway?

No offence Dan, but I prefer my men slightly older and more mature then whipper snappers like you. I'm quite sure you wouldn't be interested in a geriatric 33 year old anyway. I think it was Bish he was referring to.

How many have you got on the go? Mr GG must be an understanding chap!

[Bruce Rioja]

I prefer my men slightly older and more mature

Result!

[bobo the clown]

I prefer my men slightly older and more mature

Result!

Well .... One out of two ain't bad !!

[Gooner Girl]

I prefer my men slightly older and more mature

Result!

I said mature!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I prefer my men slightly older and more mature

Result!

I said mature!

[EDIT: that's my chances dashed too then]

[Bruce Rioja]

I prefer my men slightly older and more mature

Result!

I said mature!

an i is like - totally knew it so wtvr