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Post by Worthy4England » Thu May 29, 2014 11:09 pm

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I said mature!
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Post by Hoboh » Fri May 30, 2014 2:35 pm

Manchesters labour council
Just had to drive through the city centre due to mega motorway hold ups
Pot holes that look like they were made by fecking taliban ied's and bastard wall to wall frigging empty buses and bus lanes
Fecking scandalous barstards made me half hour late for an appointment
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:46 pm

Wahl. Wahl cordless hair clippers to be more accurate. Bought new last week, I shaved my head this morning. Nice job and much less hassle without the cord.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I spotted a large hair growing rather close to my left nipple. Lightbulb lit up, I turned the clippers on and attacked it with a deft flick of the wrist. At which point, the clippers snagged the hair and tugged it out. Violently.

I don't remember ever swearing that loudly before and I'm sure the moments after saw my first ever whimper.
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:54 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Wahl. Wahl cordless hair clippers to be more accurate. Bought new last week, I shaved my head this morning. Nice job and much less hassle without the cord.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I spotted a large hair growing rather close to my left nipple. Lightbulb lit up, I turned the clippers on and attacked it with a deft flick of the wrist. At which point, the clippers snagged the hair and tugged it out. Violently.

I don't remember ever swearing that loudly before and I'm sure the moments after saw my first ever whimper since my last visit to my mate's dungeon.
Corrected that for you.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:25 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Wahl. Wahl cordless hair clippers to be more accurate. Bought new last week, I shaved my head this morning. Nice job and much less hassle without the cord.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I spotted a large hair growing rather close to my left nipple. Lightbulb lit up, I turned the clippers on and attacked it with a deft flick of the wrist. At which point, the clippers snagged the hair and tugged it out. Violently.

I don't remember ever swearing that loudly before and I'm sure the moments after saw my first ever whimper since my last visit to my mate's dungeon.
Corrected that for you.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:32 pm

Some Sudanese nice person [in the ministry of foreign affairs] on Saturday said they were going to release the woman sentenced to death for apostasy... (sentenced to death for being a Christian, basically).
It now turns out he was talking bollix, they [the Sudanese government, and the sharia Muslim judiciary which is The Law there] have not retracted one inch on their utterly barbaric, backward, medieval thinking, pathetic, knobbish, outrageous f*cking mindset.
What I hadn't realised, and perhaps I should, was that the generous member of the Sudanese government who was spouting such two-faced bollox, was doing so from the comfort of a clinic in Harley Street, London, after undergoing open heart surgery - paid for no doubt by a tiny wedge of the nearly 40 billion spondulicks... Let me repeat that, £40,000,000,000 that we [the UK] have given these backward disgusting tosspots since their independence in 1955.
No doubt the arsehole will have a different message once he's back in the arms of his Muslim constituency, the wanker.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:49 pm

Oh and by the way, President al-Bashir of Sudan is wanted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes in Darfur, and still Cameron will be giving fourteen million pound in aid to the c*nt.
Hands up those who believe he won't spend it on his armed forces?
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Oh and by the way, President al-Bashir of Sudan is wanted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes in Darfur, and still Cameron will be giving fourteen million pound in aid to the c*nt.
Hands up those who believe he won't spend it on his armed forces?
(Really?).
He has not been found guilty of anything and most international lawyers feel there would be insufficient evidence to convict him, before the ICC. Furthermore, he was never accused of any active participation in war crimes, but rather with allowing these things to happen.

I looked up on wiki any major spending projects he engaged in of a non-military nature. It stated:
Major projects achieved include the construction of the Merowe Dam. More than 50,000 people have been displaced by the flooding of the dam from fertile regions to the arid desert.; the heightening and lengthening of the Roseires Dam; large expansion in electricity generation; the construction of five new bridges across the River Nile; the construction of a relatively large number of highways and roads compared to previous presidents; drilling oil and building oil refineries and oil pipes; the establishment of 36 new universities; major improvements and expansions in domestic water pipelines and services; the building of an automobile manufacturing industry (Giad Auto); the building of an aircraft manufacturing industry (SAFATAVIA);introducing a legal system based on Sharia law; and negotiating a peace agreement with the South.
His dams appear to have displaced people causing hunger but bringing electricity to the country. I don't like the introduction of Sharia law but it is not unique in Muslim countries. The rest of his record doesn't seem that bad. Still it is not clear what he would spend the money on. He did kick all foreign aid workers out of the country about five years ago. I don't think they've been let back. At that time (2008-9) the UK was giving about US $250 million annually, so the 14 million seem a drop in the bucket.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:18 pm

Fair play to the International Cricket Council for giving it a go,and after all those match fixing scandals who can blame them for having lofty ambitions,but I have to admit to thinking War Crimes are a mouthful more than they can handle.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:20 pm

Mr GG has a grump on about the chickens pooing on the trampoline. Honestly, men are so unreasonable. :roll:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:23 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Fair play to the International Cricket Council for giving it a go,and after all those match fixing scandals who can blame them for having lofty ambitions,but I have to admit to thinking War Crimes are a mouthful more than they can handle.
Perhaps. Maybe they could prosecute chickens for "pooing on trampolines" - they must have some value to society surely. The ICC that is.
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Post by William the White » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:16 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Fair play to the International Cricket Council for giving it a go,and after all those match fixing scandals who can blame them for having lofty ambitions,but I have to admit to thinking War Crimes are a mouthful more than they can handle.
Perhaps. Maybe they could prosecute chickens for "pooing on trampolines" - they must have some value to society surely. The ICC that is.
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William the White wrote:
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Lord Kangana wrote:Fair play to the International Cricket Council for giving it a go,and after all those match fixing scandals who can blame them for having lofty ambitions,but I have to admit to thinking War Crimes are a mouthful more than they can handle.
Perhaps. Maybe they could prosecute chickens for "pooing on trampolines" - they must have some value to society surely. The ICC that is.
The International Chicken Council says We are the chicks and we'll poo where we like!
Though chickens are made in to fast food by the Indian Chicken Consortium to keep Blackburn Rovers afloat.
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Post by William the White » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:38 pm

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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Oh and by the way, President al-Bashir of Sudan is wanted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes in Darfur, and still Cameron will be giving fourteen million pound in aid to the c*nt.
Hands up those who believe he won't spend it on his armed forces?
(Really?).
He has not been found guilty of anything and most international lawyers feel there would be insufficient evidence to convict him, before the ICC. Furthermore, he was never accused of any active participation in war crimes, but rather with allowing these things to happen.

I looked up on wiki any major spending projects he engaged in of a non-military nature. It stated:
Major projects achieved include the construction of the Merowe Dam. More than 50,000 people have been displaced by the flooding of the dam from fertile regions to the arid desert.; the heightening and lengthening of the Roseires Dam; large expansion in electricity generation; the construction of five new bridges across the River Nile; the construction of a relatively large number of highways and roads compared to previous presidents; drilling oil and building oil refineries and oil pipes; the establishment of 36 new universities; major improvements and expansions in domestic water pipelines and services; the building of an automobile manufacturing industry (Giad Auto); the building of an aircraft manufacturing industry (SAFATAVIA);introducing a legal system based on Sharia law; and negotiating a peace agreement with the South.
His dams appear to have displaced people causing hunger but bringing electricity to the country. I don't like the introduction of Sharia law but it is not unique in Muslim countries. The rest of his record doesn't seem that bad. Still it is not clear what he would spend the money on. He did kick all foreign aid workers out of the country about five years ago. I don't think they've been let back. At that time (2008-9) the UK was giving about US $250 million annually, so the 14 million seem a drop in the bucket.
Many of those infrastructure projects will be positive developments made at an unreasonable cost to the people who lived there. Sudanese people have been shifted from their homelands to - often - appalling deserts (the Sudanese desert has to experienced to appreciate its hostility) where they will lose their very identities.

The new universities are sometimes phantom institutions (one was established in the town where I lived for over a year as a volunteer teacher in the 1970s - it really barely functions).

The introduction of Sharia Law is a deliberate insult to the many, many Sudanese who are Christians (usually originating from the south) or who follow tribal faiths and customs. Islam has its zealots. I take it as axiomatic that all religious zealots (and, indeed, secular ones) should, at all costs, be kept away from power.

The conclusion of peace with south Sudan and acquiescence in separation is a genuine and necessary achievement that tribal leaders in the south (whose poverty has to be seen to be believed) are now doing their best to destroy.

I ache inside to watch all this from afar. I loved the time I spent in Sudan, and it was a privilege to live and work their amongst some of the most welcoming people I've ever met.

All I'd say is don't blame or demonise a people for a government that neglects, oppresses and exploits the people it rules. I noticed that at the trial of the young Christian woman there were protesters outside with placards saying 'Religious Freedom is a right'. The courage displayed in doing that is beyond me.

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William the White wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Oh and by the way, President al-Bashir of Sudan is wanted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes in Darfur, and still Cameron will be giving fourteen million pound in aid to the c*nt.
Hands up those who believe he won't spend it on his armed forces?
(Really?).
He has not been found guilty of anything and most international lawyers feel there would be insufficient evidence to convict him, before the ICC. Furthermore, he was never accused of any active participation in war crimes, but rather with allowing these things to happen.

I looked up on wiki any major spending projects he engaged in of a non-military nature. It stated:
Major projects achieved include the construction of the Merowe Dam. More than 50,000 people have been displaced by the flooding of the dam from fertile regions to the arid desert.; the heightening and lengthening of the Roseires Dam; large expansion in electricity generation; the construction of five new bridges across the River Nile; the construction of a relatively large number of highways and roads compared to previous presidents; drilling oil and building oil refineries and oil pipes; the establishment of 36 new universities; major improvements and expansions in domestic water pipelines and services; the building of an automobile manufacturing industry (Giad Auto); the building of an aircraft manufacturing industry (SAFATAVIA);introducing a legal system based on Sharia law; and negotiating a peace agreement with the South.
His dams appear to have displaced people causing hunger but bringing electricity to the country. I don't like the introduction of Sharia law but it is not unique in Muslim countries. The rest of his record doesn't seem that bad. Still it is not clear what he would spend the money on. He did kick all foreign aid workers out of the country about five years ago. I don't think they've been let back. At that time (2008-9) the UK was giving about US $250 million annually, so the 14 million seem a drop in the bucket.
Many of those infrastructure projects will be positive developments made at an unreasonable cost to the people who lived there. Sudanese people have been shifted from their homelands to - often - appalling deserts (the Sudanese desert has to experienced to appreciate its hostility) where they will lose their very identities.

The new universities are sometimes phantom institutions (one was established in the town where I lived for over a year as a volunteer teacher in the 1970s - it really barely functions).

The introduction of Sharia Law is a deliberate insult to the many, many Sudanese who are Christians (usually originating from the south) or who follow tribal faiths and customs. Islam has its zealots. I take it as axiomatic that all religious zealots (and, indeed, secular ones) should, at all costs, be kept away from power.

The conclusion of peace with south Sudan and acquiescence in separation is a genuine and necessary achievement that tribal leaders in the south (whose poverty has to be seen to be believed) are now doing their best to destroy.

I ache inside to watch all this from afar. I loved the time I spent in Sudan, and it was a privilege to live and work their amongst some of the most welcoming people I've ever met.

All I'd say is don't blame or demonise a people for a government that neglects, oppresses and exploits the people it rules. I noticed that at the trial of the young Christian woman there were protesters outside with placards saying 'Religious Freedom is a right'. The courage displayed in doing that is beyond me.
Her courage too is notable. Her defence is that she was never a Muslim. She was offered a chance to convert to Islam and save her life and she declined. At least there is a stay of execution until her new-born baby is two and much can happen in those years. She is also very attractive.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:44 am

Is it just me or does she look like Whitney Houston??

Apparently, the death sentence has been passed by a lower court who do not have the legal authority or the constitutional right to impose the sentence. Once the case is remitted to the higher court it is expected that the sentence will not be ratified.

The whole event does refocus attention on our international aid budget which seemingly needs a significant review.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:00 am

Bijou Bob wrote:Is it just me or does she look like Whitney Houston??
I knew he reminded me of someone.

There's some serious make-up on the pair of them for that photo.

Very weird World we have in too many parts of it. Scary what man will do to man (& yes, I know ... woman) to force them to their way of thinking.
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bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Is it just me or does she look like Whitney Houston??
I knew he reminded me of someone.

There's some serious make-up on the pair of them for that photo.
the skin tones have been blurred/softened quite severely in photoshop or an equivalent.. it is often done for portraits...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:28 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Is it just me or does she look like Whitney Houston??
I knew he reminded me of someone.

There's some serious make-up on the pair of them for that photo.
the skin tones have been blurred/softened quite severely in photoshop or an equivalent.. it is often done for portraits...
So me, a Buddhist Atheist, is angry that a Christian is condemned to death for being a Christian, and you a Christian 'pastor' enters the debate because of her photoshopped wedding photo :conf:
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Montreal Wanderer wrote:
William the White wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Fair play to the International Cricket Council for giving it a go,and after all those match fixing scandals who can blame them for having lofty ambitions,but I have to admit to thinking War Crimes are a mouthful more than they can handle.
Perhaps. Maybe they could prosecute chickens for "pooing on trampolines" - they must have some value to society surely. The ICC that is.
The International Chicken Council says We are the chicks and we'll poo where we like!
Though chickens are made in to fast food by the Indian Chicken Consortium to keep Blackburn Rovers afloat.
I brought a pack of mints today, on the back it said "product of Blackburn, Lancs" I'm pleased I am keeping Blackburn's brightest in employment.
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