Today I'm angry about.....

[bwfcdan94]

I originally put this in the food topic but developments got angry so I've moved it here.

Been out for lunch this afternoon. First thing out is a sandwich on a f*cking slate, followed by two burgers on wooden boards. I can't be doing with that bollocks at the best of times but I couldn't believe mine eyes when they brought out my pie and chips on a board with a side pot of gravy. What the juddering feck am I supposed to do with that?! Just use plates you tw*ts.

Speaking of objectively superior ways of eating, why on earth are chopsticks still a thing? Less stabby than a fork, less cutty than a knife and less scoopy than a spoon. I can understand how they might have developed independently, but globalisation is here now, you've seen knives and forks, you know which is better, so let's just settle this one, shall we?

How did you eat all of that Pru, you will be fatter than me by the start of next season the way your going .

[Lord Kangana]

Shite gimmicky twee shit exists because you, the punters, patronise places that do it more than places that don't. "ooh look,that fillet steak is on grandma's old rocking chair, isn't this place nice". Etc. You only have yourselves to blame.

[Worthy4England]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

[bobo the clown]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

Well, you're the one who doesn't want to leave Europe !!

[Bruce Rioja]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

Kastrup's fecking magnificent. Spaghetti? It's all on one simple length. The only airport I can think of that's simpler than Kastrup is Barton Aerodrome. Let's just hope that they never send you to Atlanta.

[Worthy4England]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

Kastrup's fecking magnificent. Spaghetti? It's all on one simple length. The only airport I can think of that's simpler than Kastrup is Barton Aerodrome. Let's just hope that they never send you to Atlanta.

I've been through Hartsfield. I might have conveyed the wrong impression, it's not about "complex". I don't understand why they checked me in at T2 for a flight that was from stands F, which are the other side of T3. Surely it'd be easier to check flights into those stands from T3. Eejets. I'm sure they have their reasons.

[Bruce Rioja]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

Kastrup's fecking magnificent. Spaghetti? It's all on one simple length. The only airport I can think of that's simpler than Kastrup is Barton Aerodrome. Let's just hope that they never send you to Atlanta.

I've been through Hartsfield. I might have conveyed the wrong impression, it's not about "complex". I don't understand why they checked me in at T2 for a flight that was from stands F, which are the other side of T3. Surely it'd be easier to check flights into those stands from T3. Eejets. I'm sure they have their reasons.

Ah, yes, see what you mean. I don't really know why they call them T1, 2 & 3 as they just different areas of the same building and once you're air-side everyone's simply funneled onto one concourse anyway.

[Worthy4England]

Kastrup airport. Designed by Stevie Wonder playing with a spaghetti bolgonese....

Kastrup's fecking magnificent. Spaghetti? It's all on one simple length. The only airport I can think of that's simpler than Kastrup is Barton Aerodrome. Let's just hope that they never send you to Atlanta.

I've been through Hartsfield. I might have conveyed the wrong impression, it's not about "complex". I don't understand why they checked me in at T2 for a flight that was from stands F, which are the other side of T3. Surely it'd be easier to check flights into those stands from T3. Eejets. I'm sure they have their reasons.

Ah, yes, see what you mean. I don't really know why they call them T1, 2 & 3 as they just different areas of the same building and once you're air-side everyone's simply funneled onto one concourse anyway.

By the time I'd trekked from the Hilton near T3, across to T2 check-in, back across T3 to the "F" stands, I had no time for a swiftie. The signs said it was about 35 minutes to walk (or some such), it was about 15, but by the time you find that out, there's no bloody time to head back to the main concourse and you've been through another passport gate.

Bastards.

[Bruce Rioja]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

[thebish]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

don't mention the war...

[Bruce Rioja]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

don't mention the war...

I'll try not to.

[bobo the clown]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

don't mention the war...

... & if you do & they get shirty tell them they started it.

[Lord Kangana]

I did once, but I think I got away with it.

[bwfcdan94]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

don't mention the war...

I'll try not to.

Walk through the whole process from getting of the plane till leaving the Airport humming the dambusters theme tune

[BWFC_Insane]

Ah yes, well, I suppose if you're unfamiliar with it then I can see how that'd happen. The golden rule is, and as you learned of course, is to never, ever pass through the second security gate until sufficiently fed and watered / beered etc.

Going through Berlin for the first time this week. Anyone any pointers?

don't mention the war...

I'll try not to.

It's vealy good.....

[thebish]

I originally put this in the food topic but developments got angry so I've moved it here.

Been out for lunch this afternoon. First thing out is a sandwich on a f*cking slate, followed by two burgers on wooden boards. I can't be doing with that bollocks at the best of times but I couldn't believe mine eyes when they brought out my pie and chips on a board with a side pot of gravy. What the juddering feck am I supposed to do with that?! Just use plates you tw*ts.

went out with the missus today on a circular walk between/around Totnes and Dartington... stopped off at the Dartington Cider Press craft-village for dinner...

she was served this...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

BOLLOCKS.
Mine in particular. There's nothing more painful when inflamed. Plus, I've just been email reprimanded for putting on the HR self certification form in the reason for absence box "pains in my bollocks"... and this was after it had been returned to me, when I'd entered Epididimitis, with a scrawled note stating the HR department would appreciate a reason, in English, for absence and not medical jargon!

[Bijou Bob]

classic Spotty!!

[Montreal Wanderer]

BOLLOCKS.
Mine in particular. There's nothing more painful when inflamed. Plus, I've just been email reprimanded for putting on the HR self certification form in the reason for absence box "pains in my bollocks"... and this was after it had been returned to me, when I'd entered Epididimitis, with a scrawled note stating the HR department would appreciate a reason, in English, for absence and not medical jargon!

Write back apologizing and state you should have said 'pains in my balls'.

[bobo the clown]

↑↑↑ Leading to HR's themselves and, in time.honoured tradition of lack confidentiality and good manners ensuring every fckr knows all about it.

Await a new nickname any day now "Gordon the Gonad".