General Chit Chat

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:40 am

Worthy4England wrote:After a couple of days walking to school with number one son, coz the missus is poorly, today I met "Shouty man with dog". Shouty man appears to be fairly well known to the general populace (other than me). His object this morning was a woman trying to turn right, across the traffic, coming out of a side road garage. He heads into the garage of a morning to pick up the paper.

By the time I arrived at the scene he was already of a kerfuffle. "Stupid bitch. Why's she trying to turn right. I've been waiting there 15 minutes."

Well you'd been waiting less than two, but a fair point Shouty Man, it is tough turning right there at 8:30 in the morning. Kudos. Carry on Screaming.
I'll have you know that Shouty Man is one of my favourite avatars.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Worthy4England
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 34734
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:46 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:After a couple of days walking to school with number one son, coz the missus is poorly, today I met "Shouty man with dog". Shouty man appears to be fairly well known to the general populace (other than me). His object this morning was a woman trying to turn right, across the traffic, coming out of a side road garage. He heads into the garage of a morning to pick up the paper.

By the time I arrived at the scene he was already of a kerfuffle. "Stupid bitch. Why's she trying to turn right. I've been waiting there 15 minutes."

Well you'd been waiting less than two, but a fair point Shouty Man, it is tough turning right there at 8:30 in the morning. Kudos. Carry on Screaming.
I'll have you know that Shouty Man is one of my favourite avatars.
Thought he might have been. I nearly whipped out an e-cig, just to see how he'd react. :D

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:52 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:After a couple of days walking to school with number one son, coz the missus is poorly, today I met "Shouty man with dog". Shouty man appears to be fairly well known to the general populace (other than me). His object this morning was a woman trying to turn right, across the traffic, coming out of a side road garage. He heads into the garage of a morning to pick up the paper.

By the time I arrived at the scene he was already of a kerfuffle. "Stupid bitch. Why's she trying to turn right. I've been waiting there 15 minutes."

Well you'd been waiting less than two, but a fair point Shouty Man, it is tough turning right there at 8:30 in the morning. Kudos. Carry on Screaming.
I'll have you know that Shouty Man is one of my favourite avatars.
Thought he might have been. I nearly whipped out an e-cig, just to see how he'd react. :D
You'd have been playing with fire: woman turning right and passing e-cigger! He'd most probably have turned puce and exploded...
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Montreal Wanderer
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 12948
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
Location: Montreal, Canada

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:38 pm

Beefheart wrote:There were some really interesting interviews about D-Day on Radio 2 this morning, a mix of veterans, historians and even a meteorologist. The format made it seem a bit partridge-esque though:

'What a lot of people don't know is that 12,000 French civilians losts their lives in the build up to D-Day, and a further 3,000 on the day of the invasion itself......here's lighthouse family with 'wherever you go' '
Of course we all knew about the civilians because Spotty told us a week ago. :wink:
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:34 pm

I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:12 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
No experienced woodburners out there?... Right then, firing up the Mexican climate changer it is then.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:16 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
Saw as much of your own as you can. Yesterday, wife popped into Home Bargains while I waited outsaide with the dog. Idly checking on a few display items I did a doube, than a treble take at seeing half-a dozen small firewood logs in a plastic bag. £3-99. Money to burn? It ain't in it.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

User avatar
Montreal Wanderer
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 12948
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
Location: Montreal, Canada

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:26 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
It may depend on the type of budd... Buddleja Asiatica is used as firewood in Nepal I read, but other kinds are just kindling. You should leave it for a year after it is cut.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:27 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
Saw as much of your own as you can. Yesterday, wife popped into Home Bargains while I waited outsaide with the dog. Idly checking on a few display items I did a doube, than a treble take at seeing half-a dozen small firewood logs in a plastic bag. £3-99. Money to burn? It ain't in it.
Well unfortunately TD, don't bother with buddleia... The ash is kicking up a storm, I've got flames out of the top of the chiminea. I added one poxy buddleia log and I might as well have had the entire New York Fire Department out on a rememember 9/11 night pissing in concert. I've never seen flames retreat as rapidly. I think concrete might burn more quickly... All that feckin effort. :hang:
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:30 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've spent most of the afternoon sawing felled tree trunks into fireside lengths. Only problem is it's 50/50 between ash and buddleia (how does one spell buddleia, what? That looks wrong). Anyfuckinway, however it's spelled, and as I'm only half way through sawing, and because I know ash burns brilliantly, does buddleia burn well, or should I save energy and drag into t'woods.
It may depend on the type of budd... Buddleja Asiatica is used as firewood in Nepal I read, but other kinds are just kindling. You should leave it for a year after it is cut.
A year? It's leaving tomorrow, it has a bed it can rot in far from the madding crowd. Begone, shite fuel.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:55 am

Schumacher's out of his coma and has been transferred home apparently.
May the bridges I burn light your way

User avatar
Gary the Enfield
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8610
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:08 pm
Location: Enfield

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:01 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Schumacher's out of his coma and has been transferred home apparently.

That's great news.

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:04 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Schumacher's out of his coma and has been transferred home apparently.

That's great news.
It is indeed, but it comes as something of a surprise being as a couple of weeks ago they were reporting no signs of improvement whatsoever.
May the bridges I burn light your way

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:04 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Schumacher's out of his coma and has been transferred home apparently.

That's great news.
I'd hang on with the congrats yet, he might be home but is anybody in, as it were? :?
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Gary the Enfield
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8610
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:08 pm
Location: Enfield

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:05 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Schumacher's out of his coma and has been transferred home apparently.

That's great news.
I'd hang on with the congrats yet, he might be home but is anybody in, as it were? :?

No. It's still great news.

Bijou Bob
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4051
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 pm
Location: Swashbucklin in Brooklyn

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:24 pm

I'm not too sure if he's not out of a coma, but now diagnosed with locked in syndrome. That's not an improvement. God willing he's on the mend.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.

User avatar
Montreal Wanderer
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 12948
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
Location: Montreal, Canada

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:17 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not too sure if he's not out of a coma, but now diagnosed with locked in syndrome. That's not an improvement. God willing he's on the mend.
The coma was medically induced and the family now say he is out of it. I think this is great news though there is still a long way to go. I confess I disliked him when he was driving - I regret this now a bit.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:20 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not too sure if he's not out of a coma, but now diagnosed with locked in syndrome. That's not an improvement. God willing he's on the mend.
The coma was medically induced and the family now say he is out of it. I think this is great news though there is still a long way to go. I confess I disliked him when he was driving - I regret this now a bit.
I think we need to wait to see if he's a drooling idiot before any celebrations take place. I know, I'm repeating myself, but I know from bitter bitter experience that a cousin of mine recovered from a long coma. I speak for the entire family bar one when I say it would have been better if he'd never come out of the coma. Personally, I'd go one further and think it'd have been a happier outcome if he'd died in the accident. Coming out of a coma is a little too wide ranging a definition before joy can be attributed to it in my opinion
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Dujon
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3340
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:37 am
Location: Australia, near Sydney, NSW
Contact:

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Dujon » Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:23 am

Pleasing indeed but, like others have mentioned, until we know what's going on I'll keep the champers on ice.

A chap I worked for a few years ago had a stroke which left him incommunicado. I cannot think of anything much worse than that. He lasted for about two years before a heart attack let him go. :cry:

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:13 am

Got these rather lovely drinks coasters as part of a leaving gift from a grateful church... now I just need to clear enough space on my desk to accomodate one! 8)

Image

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests