The Official You Tube/weird world thread.

[clapton is god]

^ Probably only works with sound on. I certainly want to rush and buy one, that's for damn sure!

[bobo the clown]

Here you go, Bobo. In case you're feeling lonely.

Wow. Self help and support groups.

Do oops many more people who can help mess with your heads.

Thank you.

[thebish]

must try this one day...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Thirty thousand spiders, led by members of the British Tarantula Society, gathered in Coventry on May 18 for the annual BTS exhibition, with a Socotra Island blue baboon spider taking Best in Show for first-time entrant Mike Dawkins. According to news reports, judges ignore spiders' personalities and make their selections by objectifying the body -- seeking "shiny coats, correct proportions, an active demeanor and proper stance" (which means that "all eight legs should be upright and perfectly poised"). Veteran judge Ryan Hale said winning does not necessarily make a spider more valuable, but is likely to enhance the keeper's reputation in the tarantula-training community. [Mother Nature News, 5-23-2014]

(I managed to remember at the last moment that we have an arachnophobe amongst our membership, and so didn't post a piccy of the Best in Show spider.)

[Gary the Enfield]

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Ever wanted to explore the Enterprise? Now you can.

[Bruce Rioja]

This is how to take a penalty, Steven Gerrard. Do you hear?

[KeyserSoze]

absolute bollocks, shirley?

[jaffka]

[Gary the Enfield]

How is it an hour before? The Bride and Groom are together.

This normally implies they are married and posing for post wedding 'photos.

Shit post. Freedman out!

[thebish]

friggin norah - he's huge!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84081088/

[thebish]

this is a feck lot of ducks!

http://digg.com/video/this-is-what-a-st ... looks-like

[a1]

their feet are being marinated in that hoisin sauce , so the chinesers can buy bags of ducknail crisps to go with pig gullets or monkey haemeroids or whatever horrible shit* they eat for dinner.

* 'horrible shit' is probably an actual real life chinese dessert

[jaffka]

Or your brains

[Prufrock]

Golden loves guitar!

[a1]

Or your brains

bet your brains taste like the aforementioned 'horrible shit'

[LeverEnd]

https://imgur.com/gallery/3e13Ile

Man gets stuck in stone vagina.

[Burnden Paddock]

Well that's a bit graphic. Don't watch if offended by the sight of supposedly crushed kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo

[malcd1]

Why would anyone volunteer for this?

[Beefheart]

Why would anyone volunteer for this?

I'd probably give it a go.

[Prufrock]

Been giggling my tits off at this. All chart music in 5 minutes.